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50 Shades of Lemon Priorities Part 58: Daily outfit selfies, shopping, reading, and screen time are more important than raising children - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.This popped up on my feed. Vee talking about how the girls did their own laundry. SIX years ago! My how things have changed.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx731bQafuU
Yep, all the kids did their laundry, before they found that money tree 🌳 -
50 Shades of Lemon Priorities Part 58: Daily outfit selfies, shopping, reading, and screen time are more important than raising children - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.I would love lemon to do a video where she has to summarize the plot of the books she’s read and list all the characters. There is no way I believe she’s actually absorbing the story and could have an intelligent discussion on the plot points. I read a lot and would struggle to get the page count she’s claiming to get done on a daily basis while also retaining any information at all
To be fair, she just reading romantic fantasy right now. They are pretty easy/fast reads since it’s mainly romance with a hint of fantasy.
I’m reading It’s always the husband by Michelle Campbell. It’s a kind of twisted story of love, hate and murder…since we concluded the trial this afternoon, I can read more, I don’t think the court would have appreciated me reading thru the testimony 😂. Now that it over, it was man that beat the hell out of a man that he found in his baby mama bed with her and his son. Thankfully, he just beat him up and nothing more, he also had a history of domestic violence, so he slapped her around too. Took us 3 pizzas and snacks to find the defendant guilty of both assaults, but not on burglary or trespass. I have no earned some ice cream tonite, no judging…. -
50 Shades of Lemon Priorities Part 58: Daily outfit selfies, shopping, reading, and screen time are more important than raising children - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.Y’all my Monday has sucked, first of all got called for jury duty, usually they do plea deals, nope not today, so we sat for 4 hours being questioned, then 2 hour recess and back for them to sit a jury, guess who got chosen….ugh, I do not like it, but I will suck it up. Go back tomorrow for the case to begin. It’s a whopping 25 bucks a day plus .62 a mile(I live 6 miles round trip), I don’t know what I will do with all that cash…😂😂. Came home and turned my ac on, keep in mind it was SERVICED last week, now something is kicking the fan off and on. Waiting on them to call me back. My gentleman that mows my yard is supposed to be here tomorrow, so was trying to figure out how to leave him his money, so he can mow while I am sitting in court, ( we figured out a solution). I thought for sure if the lawyers saw the book I was reading while we were waiting, they would change their minds, nope. Oh it’s called “It’s Always the Husband”. Oh, and it is just Monday..
Damn you get $25? I got $15 😂
Good luck with Jury Duty. I wasn't chosen last time but still wasted 3 days while they were choosing.
Yep, state of Alabama gave us a raise😂😂, tomorrow is closing arguments and jury instructions and then joy of joy we get to sit in a stuffy little jury room. Honestly, if they didn’t stop for a recess every 45 minutes we would have been done. My reward today, is an ice cream bar, don’t judge, us fatties need comfort too😂😉 -
50 Shades of Lemon Priorities Part 58: Daily outfit selfies, shopping, reading, and screen time are more important than raising children - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.
Y’all my Monday has sucked, first of all got called for jury duty, usually they do plea deals, nope not today, so we sat for 4 hours being questioned, then 2 hour recess and back for them to sit a jury, guess who got chosen….ugh, I do not like it, but I will suck it up. Go back tomorrow for the case to begin. It’s a whopping 25 bucks a day plus .62 a mile(I live 6 miles round trip), I don’t know what I will do with all that cash…😂😂. Came home and turned my ac on, keep in mind it was SERVICED last week, now something is kicking the fan off and on. Waiting on them to call me back. My gentleman that mows my yard is supposed to be here tomorrow, so was trying to figure out how to leave him his money, so he can mow while I am sitting in court, ( we figured out a solution). I thought for sure if the lawyers saw the book I was reading while we were waiting, they would change their minds, nope. Oh it’s called “It’s Always the Husband”. Oh, and it is just Monday.. -
50 Shades of Lemon Weight Loss Part 57: Count your macros, Niketo will show you the way. Ice cream, pop tarts, and eating out are okay! - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.
She can’t stand to touch raw meat, she sure as hell isn’t going to pick up warm dog poop…that’s the reason the back yard looks like it does. It could have been seeded and greened up by now, IF they had taken proper care of it. -
50 Shades of Lemon Weight Loss Part 57: Count your macros, Niketo will show you the way. Ice cream, pop tarts, and eating out are okay! - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.Thanks for the up close selfie to tell everyone. 🙄🙄🙄
Also. Why the hell does she schedule 4 different appointments on different day?
To look busy? Or is she overwhelmed by having to take 3 kids somewhere when Mark is at work and can’t help. Because i don’t think we have EVER seen her take the 3 kids out without him.
I bet she also does it so the kids don’t have to wait in the waiting room for the other kid to be done. Heavens forbid they have to do something boring that doesn’t involve being catered to and given toys and game time
Normal people would schedule all appts the same day, Rach at Brad and Rach has 5 kids 6, 6,4, and another set of 2 year old twins, she scheduled the 3 older ones at the same time for their dentist. Vanessa is just a lazy a$$. Hell it’s not like her life is filled with a job. Notice how she hasn’t posted a weight lately…. -
50 Shades of Lemon Weight Loss Part 57: Count your macros, Niketo will show you the way. Ice cream, pop tarts, and eating out are okay! - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.Under the maintenance video people comment that 2600 calories seem a bit much.
But V is giving answers that I don't understand:
@LifebyVanessa
Same! It’s amazing how my body is reacting to the extra calories.
@heatherb*****
Thats a really high amount of calories, and a ton of food
@LifebyVanessa
Yep! My metabolism is loving it.
What does that even mean???
Has she shown her weight anymore? I would believe her hogwash if sh showed herself stepping on a scale weekly. -
50 Shades of Lemon Weight Loss Part 57: Count your macros, Niketo will show you the way. Ice cream, pop tarts, and eating out are okay! - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.Dear Vanessa,
Your "friend" doesn't know wtf she is doing and is taking your money in the process.
I don't know what that powder was you took for bloating...did your "friend" recommend it to you? Fyi, protein does not make you bloated, but fake sugars in all that fake food your friend has you eating will make you super bloated. I know from experience.
Here's some free advice that is actually good for you. Eat whole foods. Drink plain water. You can drink coffee if you want. Most of what Nicole has you eating is not actually good for you. You shouldn't need all these "products", and you should not need to eat 20 times a day.
I have to be really careful with those alcohol sugars, if I consume just a little too much, bloating isn’t my problem 😉. Lemon would be better off spending that “trainer” money on a dietitian and a REAL trainer. -
50 Shades of Lemon Weight Loss Part 57: Count your macros, Niketo will show you the way. Ice cream, pop tarts, and eating out are okay! - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.
Now I remember, it was some kind of a lizard, it’s never mentioned, probably been rehomed. -
50 Shades of Lemon Weight Loss Part 57: Count your macros, Niketo will show you the way. Ice cream, pop tarts, and eating out are okay! - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.She is definitely acting like she went off program.
We hear about Polly, Oliver, Stitch, and Riley. But what about Pearl’s cat and exotic lizard? Are they still in residence or did they get rehomed? Can we get a photo of them with today’s newspaper, Nessy? Or at least can we hear how they didn’t work for her family and had to be given away? Nessy and her animal hoarding.
I think Paige took her cat and snake with her. -
50 Shades of Lemon Weight Loss Part 57: Count your macros, Niketo will show you the way. Ice cream, pop tarts, and eating out are okay! - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.So Vanessa is claiming the currently house wasn't going to be their forever home. But now this smaller house with a crappy bathroom is? Just watch Lemon is going to go MIA again for social media. She doesn't seem happy about the move at all. That house better have a pool is all I'm saying
Looks like a neighbor at the new location has Kune Kune pigs 🐖, so this property must not have an HOA. -
50 Shades of Lemon Weight Loss Part 57: Count your macros, Niketo will show you the way. Ice cream, pop tarts, and eating out are okay! - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.
San Antonio is a big military town, so the possibility to rent to commissioned officers might be a possibility, with the military you get a housing allowance based on location and rank.
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I thought they lived in the far out burbs. I’m married to a recently retired military officer .. he just finished 25 years. Our housing allowance here if we still got one would be over $4000, in NC it was around $2000
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Well, if we hadn’t lived in military housing, I would have lived away from the base. Our housing back then was considered “sub-standard” because even though it was newly renovated, it lacked a/c and a dishwasher, OFFICERS did not live in our complex. -
50 Shades of Lemon Weight Loss Part 57: Count your macros, Niketo will show you the way. Ice cream, pop tarts, and eating out are okay! - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.I’m paying $3200 a month for 5 bedroom plus bonus room bc we moved across the US and had to put buying on hold. We lived on airbnbs for 6 months. This is cheaper. I don’t however live in the middle of Tx I live in the PNW. Here big houses get snatched up for rent pretty quickly unless they suck,
San Antonio is a big military town, so the possibility to rent to commissioned officers might be a possibility, with the military you get a housing allowance based on location and rank. -
50 Shades of Lemon Weight Loss Part 57: Count your macros, Niketo will show you the way. Ice cream, pop tarts, and eating out are okay! - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.
The problem with buying right now is high interest. I bet the current interest is at or just under 3%, and any new mortgages would be at or around 6%. -
50 Shades of Lemon Weight Loss Part 57: Count your macros, Niketo will show you the way. Ice cream, pop tarts, and eating out are okay! - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.
She should have shown herself stepping on the scale. Marina at Fearfully Created started a keto diet last week, showed her weight stepping on the scale, then showed herself stepping on the scale one week later….down 5.6 pounds, in 7 days. She is also walking a lot. She does tend to irritate me some, but she at least is honest about her weight and the need to lose a lot.
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