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50 Shades of Lemon Weight Loss Part 57: Count your macros, Niketo will show you the way. Ice cream, pop tarts, and eating out are okay! - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.
I moved last July. The months before the move, I used as much food up in the pantry as possible and purchased a few containers to move the things I would be taking more efficiently. My focus was on the pantry being CLEAN. But then again, I’m a grown adult and think like one. -
Lemon's a sloth trying to fake she's a teacher. Her classes are sleeping & gaming, she's a horrible creature. 50 runs circles around her, nobody can reach her Pt. 56 - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.
Where is MM when Lem's fat ass is laid up in bed snacking? Is he cleaning, cooking steak, playing video games or "working" late? -
Lemon's a sloth trying to fake she's a teacher. Her classes are sleeping & gaming, she's a horrible creature. 50 runs circles around her, nobody can reach her Pt. 56 - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.Maybe I'm in the minority, but I can't figure out why she made 4 batches of tuna instead of one batch and portioning it into 4 meals. I think for me it would take longer to do but I guess she has to milk every second so people think she's busy. 🤷♀️ Seems so redundant. And not measuring on week 3 or so is a recipe for falling off the wagon. If she was able to eyeball portions, she likely wouldn't be on this weight loss journey.
Keeping it on hand At this point I honestly believe that she doesn't know how to multiply or divide a recipe. -
Lemon's a sloth trying to fake she's a teacher. Her classes are sleeping & gaming, she's a horrible creature. 50 runs circles around her, nobody can reach her Pt. 56 - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.
Also, I could be wrong, but they look like frozen pancakes. I doubt that the woman who allegedly loves to cook but rarely does could make 3 identical pancakes. 🥞 -
Lemon's a sloth trying to fake she's a teacher. Her classes are sleeping & gaming, she's a horrible creature. 50 runs circles around her, nobody can reach her Pt. 56 - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.
It looks like Bunga has a boner! -
Lemon's a sloth trying to fake she's a teacher. Her classes are sleeping & gaming, she's a horrible creature. 50 runs circles around her, nobody can reach her Pt. 56 - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.
Stanley’s are expensive, so it’s right up Lemons alley to buy one for each of them. They surely need them so they don’t have to get out of bed during the day! -
Lemon's a sloth trying to fake she's a teacher. Her classes are sleeping & gaming, she's a horrible creature. 50 runs circles around her, nobody can reach her Pt. 56 - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.bahahahaha her bio on one of those famous birthdays sites.
I think they mixed up her net worth with her and Marks debt amount -
Lemon's a sloth trying to fake she's a teacher. Her classes are sleeping & gaming, she's a horrible creature. 50 runs circles around her, nobody can reach her Pt. 56 - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.
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Did you use vodka or bourbon?
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I used vodka bc I like vodka drinks and had it already -
Lemon's a sloth trying to fake she's a teacher. Her classes are sleeping & gaming, she's a horrible creature. 50 runs circles around her, nobody can reach her Pt. 56 - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.
Lemon needs to spend money everyday, even if it’s at a grocery store. Her mental health is so down. She really needs therapy. -
50 Shades of RHODT Rebrand pt 55: Life Buy Vanessa New Name Still No Shame, Fiddy Gave Up On Fame & Is In The Pizzeria Making It Rain, Next.Level.Nicole Is All About Tha Gains - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.
That ring has cut off circulation to her finger and she has lost all feeling. Hence the lack of button pushing on the washing machine. RIP finger. -
50 Shades of RHODT Rebrand pt 55: Life Buy Vanessa New Name Still No Shame, Fiddy Gave Up On Fame & Is In The Pizzeria Making It Rain, Next.Level.Nicole Is All About Tha Gains - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.
Whatever happened with the nose ring? Can she stick with anything?? -
50 Shades of RHODT Rebrand pt 55: Life Buy Vanessa New Name Still No Shame, Fiddy Gave Up On Fame & Is In The Pizzeria Making It Rain, Next.Level.Nicole Is All About Tha Gains - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.
I’ll re write it to the elphick’s actual parenting-
10 Lessons I want to Instill in My Kids
If you made a mistake, apologize. - absolutely not. If you make a mistake you blame haters and mother nature
If you're thankful, show it.
- no since nessy will continue to give whether they want it or not.
If you're confused, ask questions
- go to google and figure it out. Mama is busy playing video games
If you learn something, teach others
- you won’t learn a damn thing in lemon homeschool and that’s ok because learning is for losers who essentially are NOT the boss.
If you're stuck, ask for help.
-if you can’t figure it out, google it or hide it so mama can’t find it which isn’t hard because nessy doesn’t leave the 20 foot radius of kitchen and her room.
If you're wrong, fess up.
- that’s for losers too. We are never wrong and others need to respect our privacy
If you love someone, tell them.
- not your mom though, only the pets bought in impulse that Mr boss will be paying for forever.
If you trip, get back up.
- if you trip, stay down. Get comfortable. Ask a sibling to bring you a drink from your personal fridge and an iPad. Don’t forget a couple quick and easy snacks to enjoy.
If someone need helps, help them.
- helping anyone is below us. We donate Temu junk, they are good.
If you see wrong, take a stance.
- if you see wrong or injustice, don’t worry I got one for you and your twin. Buhriceeee can suck it up and be sad. -
50 shades of Lemon’s Unhinged spending, The road trip never ending, and the HOA approval for the pool is still pending Pt. 54 - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.
This one by dirty Darrel’s side piece ❤️ -
50 shades of Lemon’s Unhinged spending, The road trip never ending, and the HOA approval for the pool is still pending Pt. 54 - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.
P.S. if Vanessa wanted a pool so badly …Tim should be telling her to CRANK out videos and vlogs at least 5 days per week. You had an entire summer with your kids having
NO school
NO activities
NO camp
Here she is running around the country on vacations spending obscene amounts of money on JUNK and then also wants a pool put in?!? Absolutely not my dear.
It’s been almost TWO WEEKS since she has put a video out. Although she keeps eluding to the fact that she has been recording videos.
Start contributing financially Vanessa instead of just emptying bank accounts. Teach your children that when you want something badly enough you work HARD for it. YOU are not on summer vacation. You’re an adult. Stop asking for expensive items and experiences if you don’t want to contribute!
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