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50 Shades of Lemon Weight Loss Part 57: Count your macros, Niketo will show you the way. Ice cream, pop tarts, and eating out are okay! - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.No offense if people here like fab fit boxes, but they seem like a company in existence to suck up money from people like Vanessa who think they are rich (or have more money or credit than sense) or who just want content for YouTube. It seems just so wasteful and just full of nonsense things she will just donate in a month or 2.
Vanessa has no idea about sensitive skin. If she had sensitive skin, she would realize you can't just buy any makeup, mask, makeup wipes, laundry soaps, etc. She'd have her regular, probably unscented products, that she wouldn't veer from. I definitely have sensitive skin that I have to be very careful with so I don't anger or irritate it. I found my current safe products from listening to my dermatologist and I do not veer from them. She's so stupid.
Well, I did get them back when I was still working, but, I had and still have no debt, it was 50 bucks every 3 months and I did get some nice products, I didn’t do add ons, just made some choices. Lemon needs help, she has a shopping addiction. Me? Hell, I will let my fridge get almost empty before I go grocery shopping 🛒.
Hey, Lemon, if Mark starts getting new underwear, you might want to investigate, those nights he works late, uhhh, might not be the job. He’s is also gung-ho on diet and exercise all at once….happened to a former co worker, she didn’t believe me, till she found his phone and read texts. He claimed it was over, but then we figured out that his girlfriend had gotten him a phone on her plan. Divorce happened. Fortunately my coworker had a real job and came out ok. -
50 Shades of Lemon Weight Loss Part 57: Count your macros, Niketo will show you the way. Ice cream, pop tarts, and eating out are okay! - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.Which part of Vanessa day does she spend any time at all involved in her children’s education???
Vanessa you will never convince anyone that Rose is able to be self taught!! Why are you doing this to your children???
Her kids are back in school? I have been gone for a long time since Lemon is boring.
Only Pearl is back in school, the other two are schooling themselves -
50 Shades of Lemon Weight Loss Part 57: Count your macros, Niketo will show you the way. Ice cream, pop tarts, and eating out are okay! - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.Yes she mentions the kids are not in school so they can travel, but you still have one in school so there is no traveling anyway so they should all be in school. Poor Mark, he probably does not have a say in anything.
I read an article yesterday about scientists artificially growing testicles, maybe Mark could get in line for a pair, because Vanessa apparently has his in her purse…Did anyone notice how loud this was blaring in the video?
Such a wonderful learning environment for her home schooled children.
Declutterring? Hell, quit buying useless crap. Delete the Temu app and stay your a$$ out of stores. -
50 Shades of Lemon Weight Loss Part 57: Count your macros, Niketo will show you the way. Ice cream, pop tarts, and eating out are okay! - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.She was already eating a bunch of artificial
Sweeteners so that’s why I’m not getting that. Her Coke Zero etc
I can drink the Zero sodas,(not everyday) BUT, one small piece of sugar free candy and hello bathroom 😂. It’s the sugar alcohols that irritates my stomach. -
50 Shades of Lemon Weight Loss Part 57: Count your macros, Niketo will show you the way. Ice cream, pop tarts, and eating out are okay! - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.Pop tart vee and Timmy are going to eat a whole can of chili each?!
Guhross!
I can make an entire pot of chili in 15 min or less, I don’t buy canned chili(I saw one a few years ago that stated beef heart as an ingredient 🤢🤮, I don’t eat any organ meat). Hell, she is just lazy, she’s a “laze at home mother”. -
50 Shades of Lemon Weight Loss Part 57: Count your macros, Niketo will show you the way. Ice cream, pop tarts, and eating out are okay! - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.She said she used to be an avid reader….reading one book per month!!!! lol
Oh Nessy. One book in 4 weeks is not an avid reader when you are spending most of the day playing video games!!!
I have already read 28 books this year, granted they are not epic novels, but still….I find a lot of free books on OHFB and Freebooksy. I read 215 last year on my Kindle. I am retired, widowed and I hate shopping. I think that might put me in the “avid” reader category. I have always been a fast reader and over the past few years have a hard time going to and staying asleep, so I read till I get sleepy enough. -
50 Shades of Lemon Weight Loss Part 57: Count your macros, Niketo will show you the way. Ice cream, pop tarts, and eating out are okay! - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.Mark takes Pearl to school in the morning. And then Lemon says he works very late. But has the chore of loading the dishwasher?!??? Whattt??? In the vlog she said it was 6:30 and he still did not leave the office.
She tried to get into a book in this vlog because she said she usually plays video games.
I cannot imagine playing video games and then having my husband come home and load the dishwasher!!!
Oh and then at the end …. Mark was prepping his own lunch for the next day!!!!! It had to be at least 8pm…. And she was on her way to watch Gilmore girls in bed with ice cream!!! Insanity!!!!! How does she not feel guilty for being such a lazy wife?!?
Why the hell can’t those lazy a$$ kids take turns loading and unloading the dishwasher. And I really don’t think Mark “works” that late, he may be getting some exercise 😉 on the side. As far as his lunch, he probably does a better job at it than she would. -
Lemon's a sloth trying to fake she's a teacher. Her classes are sleeping & gaming, she's a horrible creature. 50 runs circles around her, nobody can reach her Pt. 56 - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.Maybe I'm in the minority, but I can't figure out why she made 4 batches of tuna instead of one batch and portioning it into 4 meals. I think for me it would take longer to do but I guess she has to milk every second so people think she's busy. 🤷♀️ Seems so redundant. And not measuring on week 3 or so is a recipe for falling off the wagon. If she was able to eyeball portions, she likely wouldn't be on this weight loss journey.
Keeping it on hand At this point I honestly believe that she doesn't know how to multiply or divide a recipe.
I guess I am strange, I don’t use a recipe for a lot of the things I cook, tuna or chicken salad, homemade vegetable soup, beef stew, or chicken dumplings, maybe that comes from growing up where recipes were seldom used. Oh, and she is beating the hell out of that muffin batter, you only mix till it looks relatively smooth, a few lumps are permissible. She sucks as a cook. -
Lemon's a sloth trying to fake she's a teacher. Her classes are sleeping & gaming, she's a horrible creature. 50 runs circles around her, nobody can reach her Pt. 56 - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.
Nicole probably spent as much time in the airport than if she had driven the 6 hours. -
Lemon's a sloth trying to fake she's a teacher. Her classes are sleeping & gaming, she's a horrible creature. 50 runs circles around her, nobody can reach her Pt. 56 - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.The fact that lemon said she would rather drink a “zero sugar” to cure her sweet tooth shows she has no idea about healthy eating. Those sugar free drinks are the last thing from good for you.
You are right. They make your body crave real sugar. I guess I am strange, because nothing tastes quite as good as a cold glass of ice water. -
Lemon's a sloth trying to fake she's a teacher. Her classes are sleeping & gaming, she's a horrible creature. 50 runs circles around her, nobody can reach her Pt. 56 - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.She is just now noticing that the kids are not properly changing/scooping the cat litter?! What a dumb bitch! She bought 1 cat litter container for 4 cats. Ok. That willlast maybe a week. Maybe. You need to scoop litter at least once a day. Change litter weekly.
This so called family should have never been allowed pets. EVER
And considering the lack of any supervision,instruction or responsibility in that household, their lack of taking proper care of those cats doesn’t surprise me. -
Lemon's a sloth trying to fake she's a teacher. Her classes are sleeping & gaming, she's a horrible creature. 50 runs circles around her, nobody can reach her Pt. 56 - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.I was just looking over my son’s grades this morning. He is in high school. Some of his classes are Calculus, Microeconomics, Statistics , Engineering ect…….
I’m a college grad and an RN. I admit…I would never be able to help him learn any of those subjects on my own. So just wondering….what classes will Bryce and Rose take? How does a child teach themselves classes like….Calculus, Economics, Microbiology, Spanish or French ect?? Especially in 1-2 hours of schoolwork per day. And when they don’t like writing. Oh that reminds me. My son also takes English Lit . Pretty sure writing is required in that class.
I will always feel sorry for the kids who attend University of Lemon. Because it’s not just about the learning or schoolwork…. The reason my son does so well and can handle this course load is because of being in the school environment for all of these years, where he has a schedule to stick to every day and he has deadlines and teachers who encourage and challenge him. There was one year that he struggled with some other advanced placement calculus class. So we got him a tutor and he ended up passing the AP exam at the end of the year to earn the college credits! He was SO proud of himself. We definitely were not going to just let him throw in the towel because he didn’t love the class. And he gained such confidence in the fact that he worked at something and succeeded! These years prepare him for a successful college career. He sure wouldn’t be where he is if we allowed him to stay home and bake pop tarts and supporting a video game addiction!
Not all homeschooling families are as lazy and gullible as Lemon. I watch one family in Alaska, dad is retired military, mom is ex military, they have an 11 year old and guardianship of an 8 year old, the mom was struggling with the 11 year olds math, so they decided to purchase the Abeka online program, it was exactly what he needed, he attends regular classes with a real teacher. Lemon will never go that route, it’s expensive and requires several hours a day. This family lives in a small cabin on 15 acres in Alaska, solar power, well water, but still have internet. The boys both have chores, taking care of chickens and sheep, and spend free time outdoors. Lemon needs to watch this family, well rounded kids, learning to help around the house and having daily responsibilities, while still having a great time playing. NOT JUST playing video games. -
Lemon's a sloth trying to fake she's a teacher. Her classes are sleeping & gaming, she's a horrible creature. 50 runs circles around her, nobody can reach her Pt. 56 - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.Did Lemon say why they want to move out to the country? They don't seem like the outdoorsy type, nor the type to get farm animals or need acreage. Obviously gardening isn't her thing. Just more privacy from neighbors who probably don't like them?
She won’t be happy anywhere. She’s a gigantic perpetual child always looking for something to make her happy which it never will and repeat.
I live rurally. I love it but we don’t have a lot of the luxuries she injoys. We don’t have Uber eats, fewer and smaller stores and not a Starbucks within a 40 mile radius. Home girl couldn’t handle rural life. You know what else comes with acreage nessy? Upkeep which we know you don’t injoy.
That’s me, our county doesn’t have a Walmart or a specialty coffee shop, however this small town with a pop of around 2,000 has two, yes two Dollar Generals, less than 2 miles apart….One is a Dollar General Market, so it has some meat and veggies. It is inconvenient when you need something specific, but no traffic and low crime. I’ll take the rural life over urban any day. -
Lemon's a sloth trying to fake she's a teacher. Her classes are sleeping & gaming, she's a horrible creature. 50 runs circles around her, nobody can reach her Pt. 56 - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.
Soooo, they broke TWO beds? Geez, mine is 40+ years old (not the mattress 😉) and I have never broken it..maybe invest in a quality bed to begin with and IF your kids are breaking beds, well, heifer, try disciplining them once in a while, they are way to old to be destroying anything.
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