The Gossip Bakery

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    That pizza looks awful. Like I didn’t even know pizza could look so bad.
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    “I had no idea anyone would be this interested in learning about breast augmentation!” People aren’t. People ask doctors when they have questions about surgery. People are asking you cause we’re nosy Bri. Not because you’re now a boob job expert.
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    QUOTE (melekaliki10 @ 17/4/2023, 21:19) 
    QUOTE (Palmetto girl @ 17/4/2023, 20:45) 
    Did he say this? What a jackass! 🤡🤡🤡

    Bri just said in her stories they connected on Bumble lol.

    Right. He was joking talking about meeting on only farmers. Cause he’s “above” that app. 😂
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    “We met on onlyfarmers.com har har har.” Being a farmer would be 10x more of a respectable of a way of make a living than whatever this clown does.
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    QUOTE (Palmetto girl @ 10/4/2023, 15:24) 
    Getting caught up a little from yesterday. Just when you think Bits can’t get any more preposterous, she’s cheering on grey dick putting scratch off lottery tickets in her small children’s eggs for an Easter egg hunt. 🤡 When my kids were that age, they would have been so confused by something so stupid. What child even knows what that is, much less would want one in an Easter egg, of all things. Candy, a few coins, maybe. But lottery tickets? That’s a ridiculous, hard no.

    What’s next? Cigars and strippers for their next birthday party? Grey dick is clearly not a man who has spent any time around children and Bits is just using hers for clicks and attention at this point, with no regard for their happiness or welfare. It’s grey dick first. She’s so desperate, it’s embarrassing.

    Agreed, for the ages of the kids, lotto scratch offs are weird lol. How about some quarters or single dollars in the eggs?! The kids only know what lotto scratch offs are because this guy is hanging around their home drinking crappy beer and doing lotto scratch offs.
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    QUOTE (Ceenella @ 10/4/2023, 10:36) 
    Who remembers when she use to have just the boys and Chris would work late and the sister had to come over to help her
    She is so codependent can never take care of her kids alone .. very odd for such a im thing strong mom I can do anything personality ..

    And it’s Easter take your kids to church and tell your family to stay home so you can go relax with your child who’s been sick in hospital
    The last thing on my list would be making a fucking balloon arch

    Gotta make the balloon arch for the photo op with the personalized Beaston poster or whatever that is lol. It also says 2023 on it, so it’s not like she’ll reuse it. More trash to be tossed along with the millionth balloon arch. 🗑️ Can’t let something like a child’s hospital admission interfere with the perfect Instagram post.
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    Annual pass for her & not the kids. Cringe. “It doesn’t make financial sense for her to buy them” is code for “Don can buy annual passes for the kids from HIS pot of money. My pot of DonDollars is for me only.”
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    I’ve been so busy getting 40 Covid boosters since I saw her Pfizer ad yesterday so maybe i missed it, but when did she change her Instagram name to Koehler?! Didn’t it used to be just “Brianna K”?
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    Comments are turned off. Is she out of her mind with a Pfizer ad for the Covid booster in spring 2023?! More like is Pfizer out if their minds paying her for this? Lol. Omg I am honestly laughing so hard right now. I can’t imagine anyone watching this being like “well I wasn’t going to get my booster but Bits of Bri said I should so guess I’ll get it now! 😄” Thank you Bri I really needed this laugh tonight. 🥰
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    If Bri took the summer “off”, I would bet money that she would be dropping those kids off at any camp she could find, who is she kidding. No way she would keep them in her care 24/7.

    And secondly, she did YouTube because she thought it was an easy way to make money & get some attention, plain & simple. And yea I honestly hate when content creators complain like this to the people that consume their content. When you go to the dentist do you want to hear them complain about their job? No.
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    Do you think she’s got any self awareness or insight into how her divorce is mirroring her parents’ divorce? She seems to still be pissed about her parents split, but expects her kids to just have to deal with their parents split? It’s weird.
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    Still congested in today’s stories on Instagram. She probably has a sinus infection and needs antibiotics at this point. It’s unbearable to listen to her talk all congested like that, and it doesn’t usually bother me when to this degree lol. But she sounds like her nose is completely plugged up.
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    Flipped the switch really fast from Taco Bell multiple times a week & posting herself licking the wrapper to “smoothie time! Swimsuit season is coming!” STFU Bri.
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    5k for a chandelier you have to assemble yourself?! Hmm no thanks.
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    Not to be too dark or anything, but can you imagine her poor kids at the end of her life having to deal with all of the crap she’ll leave behind? A large home(s) full of stuff, probably storage units in various cities and rumpus vehicles parked all over the country.
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