The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by LurkHer

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    QUOTE (Cleanmachine @ 27/4/2023, 18:19) 
    In the chat people were asking about how and when to tell your kids about the new boobs. Bri said that her ”ex” never knew his mom had them, because she never told him, and that’s how she planned to proceed with her children. I believe it was during the vlog that she mentioned her mom had them as well, but I refuse to listen to it again.

    Interesting, I didn’t catch that. I wonder how she explained to the kids, especially the older 2, what she was recovering from and on pain killers for for 2 weeks?
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    One more thought on the boobs, I think her hairdresser friend obviously talked her into it as well. She said she “talked with friends” who have boob jobs. Aka her hair dresser. It’s so strange, maybe I just have different types of friends (i definitely have different friends than Bri), but I don’t know one person in my real life with breast implants.
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    QUOTE (Keekay @ 26/4/2023, 21:03) 
    I find it sad that this is what makes her happy. Her looks. She is so self-centered and wrapped up in the feel good moment of the month, but will this really make her truly happy? I doubt it. She has a serious body image issue that no amount of fillers, Botox or surgeries will fix. She doesn't really love herself. I don't buy the "Dave" story. She has seen the women who hang around Brad's boat and marina and felt less than them. I'm sure Brad encouraged her to get them as well.

    She’s like “Brad was SOOOO helpful after my surgery.” Is she that naive? Of course he was soOOoOooO helpful & supportive, he wants you to have fake boobs, girl!!
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    Some comment a boy made in high school about her being flat chested is playing into her decision to get breast implants at age 35. I am gobsmacked lol. Who gives 2 shits what some guy said about your boobs 20 years ago? Omg, how sad. I really feel bad for her actually. This goes totally against what she preaches about not caring what people think, if someone doesn’t pay your bills their opinion doesn’t matter, etc. Her self esteem must have been (and still is) so low if she really takes comments to heart like that. On a different note, that’s a long ass time to be on pain killers after a surgery!! Holy crap she’s lucky she didn’t get hooked. I had 2 c-sections and switched to advil as soon as I was discharged from the hospital.
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    QUOTE (AKravits @ 26/4/2023, 13:23) 
    BREAKING NEWS!

    For the first time in over 5+ years, Bits' estimated annual social media income has now
    DROPPED BELOW $30,000!

    https://socialblade.com/youtube/channel/UC...u0jIJSgPC3WzBFw

    The estimate will probably tick back up above $30K after her next YT posting and then drop back down after a few days. The trend continues DOWNWARD and she should drop below $25K later this year.

    THE PARTY IS OVER! :animated-smileys-drinking-023:

    Idk how accurate social blade is, but whether it is or not, I can’t get over how these YouTubers spend like there’s no tomorrow. Like all of this shit is “extras” to me, only after you have your shit in order and lots of extra in the bank. Getting extensions, nails, Botox, implants is not something to do (in my opinion) when you make $40k and your field of work isn’t even stable/consistent. That shit would stress me out to no end.
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    In her IG stories, we do “everything right” regarding their health. There is no such thing!!! It’s worthwhile to live a healthy lifestyle (I don’t think she does live a particularly healthy lifestyle for the record) but she’s acting like supplements is some guarantee that you’ll never get sick. Essential oils are her insurance that she’ll never get sick. It’s crazy. You can do everything “right” and get sick.
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    That pizza looks awful. Like I didn’t even know pizza could look so bad.
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    “I had no idea anyone would be this interested in learning about breast augmentation!” People aren’t. People ask doctors when they have questions about surgery. People are asking you cause we’re nosy Bri. Not because you’re now a boob job expert.
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    QUOTE (melekaliki10 @ 17/4/2023, 21:19) 
    QUOTE (Palmetto girl @ 17/4/2023, 20:45) 
    Did he say this? What a jackass! 🤡🤡🤡

    Bri just said in her stories they connected on Bumble lol.

    Right. He was joking talking about meeting on only farmers. Cause he’s “above” that app. 😂
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    “We met on onlyfarmers.com har har har.” Being a farmer would be 10x more of a respectable of a way of make a living than whatever this clown does.
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    QUOTE (Palmetto girl @ 10/4/2023, 15:24) 
    Getting caught up a little from yesterday. Just when you think Bits can’t get any more preposterous, she’s cheering on grey dick putting scratch off lottery tickets in her small children’s eggs for an Easter egg hunt. 🤡 When my kids were that age, they would have been so confused by something so stupid. What child even knows what that is, much less would want one in an Easter egg, of all things. Candy, a few coins, maybe. But lottery tickets? That’s a ridiculous, hard no.

    What’s next? Cigars and strippers for their next birthday party? Grey dick is clearly not a man who has spent any time around children and Bits is just using hers for clicks and attention at this point, with no regard for their happiness or welfare. It’s grey dick first. She’s so desperate, it’s embarrassing.

    Agreed, for the ages of the kids, lotto scratch offs are weird lol. How about some quarters or single dollars in the eggs?! The kids only know what lotto scratch offs are because this guy is hanging around their home drinking crappy beer and doing lotto scratch offs.
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    QUOTE (Ceenella @ 10/4/2023, 10:36) 
    Who remembers when she use to have just the boys and Chris would work late and the sister had to come over to help her
    She is so codependent can never take care of her kids alone .. very odd for such a im thing strong mom I can do anything personality ..

    And it’s Easter take your kids to church and tell your family to stay home so you can go relax with your child who’s been sick in hospital
    The last thing on my list would be making a fucking balloon arch

    Gotta make the balloon arch for the photo op with the personalized Beaston poster or whatever that is lol. It also says 2023 on it, so it’s not like she’ll reuse it. More trash to be tossed along with the millionth balloon arch. 🗑️ Can’t let something like a child’s hospital admission interfere with the perfect Instagram post.
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    Annual pass for her & not the kids. Cringe. “It doesn’t make financial sense for her to buy them” is code for “Don can buy annual passes for the kids from HIS pot of money. My pot of DonDollars is for me only.”
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    I’ve been so busy getting 40 Covid boosters since I saw her Pfizer ad yesterday so maybe i missed it, but when did she change her Instagram name to Koehler?! Didn’t it used to be just “Brianna K”?
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    Comments are turned off. Is she out of her mind with a Pfizer ad for the Covid booster in spring 2023?! More like is Pfizer out if their minds paying her for this? Lol. Omg I am honestly laughing so hard right now. I can’t imagine anyone watching this being like “well I wasn’t going to get my booster but Bits of Bri said I should so guess I’ll get it now! 😄” Thank you Bri I really needed this laugh tonight. 🥰
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