The Gossip Bakery

Votes given by Rumpus Guitar

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    So Jen's denial of enjoying Easter, seems like what my Grandma would have called "sour grapes".
  2. .
    I think she eats the cheese sauce and licks the container clean after. I just think she does.
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    QUOTE (CCsideEye @ 8/4/2022, 21:50) 
    JenEntersHerBreadlessSeasonWhileTensEntersHerWeddingSeason

    Bumping this gem from page 45 since we’re getting to the end of this thread.
    (We probably need sage on the new one TBH)
  4. .
    Stop trying to make clutch happen Jen. It’s not gonna happen
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    I need a CBD gummy before I dive into this video.
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    me watching the live once someone uploads it

    7hbIP7
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    QUOTE (Yetta @ 19/3/2022, 16:18) 
    I see them extending the Mother's Day invite, but Jen not accepting.

    Jen will be exploring motorcycle camping or some such thing that weekend.
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    I'm just going to say, planner people are losers.
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    QUOTE (OstracizedLikeJen @ 6/3/2022, 06:01) 
    Oh, I did not need an ass-level shot of the llamas disco dancing right before I lay down to sleep.

    So many thinly knit pants up so many buttcracks.

    That video ruined my morning coffee lol. WTF why are they all dressed and look like slobs. I mean it’s looks like a “people at Walmart “ convention.
  10. .
    It appears that dancer on stage has legit gone wild
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    QUOTE (Whodunnit @ 2/10/2022, 11:20 PM) 
    QUOTE (Beetrix @ 2/10/2022, 09:57 PM) 
    Jen is begging peeps to join her at 5:30PM Friday
    But may not make it
    :being-confused-smiley-emoticon:

    Oh that’s right, her pesky kids may be a problem 🙄
    Most Moms do something fun with kids after a week in school
    :disgust1:

    Yeeeeah, some of us have lives away from our Pelotons and away from the internet. I have a date at the fertility clinic to see if we can finally proceed with fertility treatments after being delayed by almost a year.

    Still planning on taking our 8 year old to the Henry Doorly Zoo and Home Depot when we're done (he's been BEGGING to go to a Home Depot. The kid watches too many Youtube videos about house building. Weird new obsession), because those are normal things to do with your kids.

    Ya'll, probably way TMI, but the lining is looking good (for the first time in a year after having a menstrual cycle that lasted for 5 months straight that made me so anemic that I nearly ended up in the hospital early last year, was diagnosed as a type 1 diabetic that the doctors think stems from me having Covid 2 years ago, and some abnormalities that they thought might be endometriosis and turned out to be nothing. I also had 2 polyps surgically removed in November and an extremely painful dye test with a biopsy with no pain meds). Last month they thought they might have to do surgery again to remove large cysts on both ovaries, but those have gone away on their own. I had 14 follicles between the two ovaries in the size and volume that they should be and I started Fermara today to be followed with injectables for the next week. It's finally baby making time! :jolly-smiley-emoticon: :clapping-hands-above-head-smile :celebrating-smiley-emoticon: I've been married 17 years, miscarried at least 13 that we know of (including 2 that didn't make it past 8 weeks, my son was almost a triplet. Most recently lost one in October), and have one child. Jen has no idea what real life problems are. :flipping-the-bird: Nobody wants to hear all these details, but my husband and I aren't mentioning it to anyone else unless it works out this time and I have noone else to tell. :woot:
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    QUOTE (BespokeMuffins @ 4/2/2022, 23:35) 
    Someone told her to get Winnie a wheelchair. She's going to be one of those people who taxidermy their pet isn't she....

    The saddest part is that we won’t even know it’s a taxidermied Winnie. That dog’s so comatose, for all we know she’s been Weekend At Bernie’s-ing it for the past year.
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    QUOTE (Beetrix @ 2/2/2022, 03:50 PM) 
    Look what happened 😂
    NOT by me
    It’s gone now

    You rang? Because this feels like a You Rang? moment. And no it wasn't me, ya'll.
  14. .
    Look what happened 😂
    NOT by me
    It’s gone now
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    QUOTE (CCsideEye @ 1/31/2022, 04:20 PM) 
    giphy

    She looks like she's taking a gigantic poop that won't move.
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