The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by SadlyNoLongerAvailable

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    Regressing to Toddler Bows and Manifesting friends like Jen
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    I have about 20 pages to catch up on but from her IG.. what was she “Manifesting”??

    Like to me that I
    Means I’m manifesting being able to take my kids to Disney or my whole family and this dummy takes herself ten times a year at the drop of a dime….
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    The way I ran here to see who believes she fits into a 10 year old shirt and is bragging about it
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    You know who would probably LOVE to go out to a fancy dinner and to the ballet with you and your mom, Jen? YOUR BEAUTIFUL LITTLE GIRL JEN!!!
    Charlotte is at a great age to teach her how to act and dress in fancy places (not that Jen can but Jill would).
    I’m sure spaceman would love for her to act like she wants to spend time with one of their children
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    Regarding her massive LiquiD IV purchase… Jen reminds me of that meme where the guy is all dressed for hiking with a water backpack and all this jazz.. and the kid walks past him in flip flops holding a Barbie.
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    I can always tell loser like Jen has nothing going on when the pages move slowly here

    First… her running for a croissant was sad. She looked like a muppet and you know she didn’t stop at 2.

    Second maybe don’t tell your kids that their dad cheated. They are too young for it to matter and all it’s going to do now is make them need therapy

    Glad Spaceman is back for the kids sakes. I’m sure they didn’t love being stuck with her
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    Jen and the TP during Covid is so much like “let them eat cake”. Just out of touch with reality
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    QUOTE (cupcakequeen @ 6/2/2024, 05:06) 
    QUOTE (SadlyNoLongerAvailable @ 6/2/2024, 05:00) 
    Team Tensleigh.

    I can’t believe she’s crafting with her kids!

    My mother in law passed in April and I encouraged my father in law to date. He had retired and was taking care of her. She didn’t even know who he was. My husband was not happy with me. But he said “I’d like to get out and meet people” so I said “you know you took really good care of her and if you wanted to be friends with someone to see movies with or do stuff with it’s okay!”
    He ended up marrying a widow who had been one of their couples friends about a year and a half later and my husband is still pissy about it

    But he was lonely. He didn’t drive well in the dark. He wanted to stay at her house some nights and they didn’t want their church to talk bad about them. They are in their 70’s. I like her. She’s good to my kids.

    It WAS a little awkward that first Thanksgiving when they said the blessing and thanked both of their former spouses. And I do think it’s odd when they talk about them but 🤷🏼‍♀️
    Time is just a thing

    I respectfully disagree

    Okay 🤷🏼‍♀️ You do you 💙
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    Team Tensleigh.

    I can’t believe she’s crafting with her kids!

    My mother in law passed in April and I encouraged my father in law to date. He had retired and was taking care of her. She didn’t even know who he was. My husband was not happy with me. But he said “I’d like to get out and meet people” so I said “you know you took really good care of her and if you wanted to be friends with someone to see movies with or do stuff with it’s okay!”
    He ended up marrying a widow who had been one of their couples friends about a year and a half later and my husband is still pissy about it

    But he was lonely. He didn’t drive well in the dark. He wanted to stay at her house some nights and they didn’t want their church to talk bad about them. They are in their 70’s. I like her. She’s good to my kids.

    It WAS a little awkward that first Thanksgiving when they said the blessing and thanked both of their former spouses. And I do think it’s odd when they talk about them but 🤷🏼‍♀️
    Time is just a thing
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    That cake is pathetic. Jen do better. Don pays you gobs of money. Like gobs. We don’t have the money you do and I promise my family always has Pinterest worthy cakes

    Jen: Spends $6k on a new treadmill
    Jen: Spends less than $6 on her child’s birthday cake

    RosesareDunzoSweetBoyDonaldIsGoneJenLooksLikeGonzoKidsWontBeThereTooLong
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    Someone called her Piggy Jenny and now I can’t stop laughing

    Piggy Jenny, ice cream and pie, Kissed Don Ross and made him cry but when Tens came out to play Piggy Jenny ran away
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    QUOTE (JenuinelyUnorganized @ 29/1/2024, 21:54) 
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    As promised, which one should I wear while sneaking a peek at Chin in the wild! DM me, majority rules. Not pictured birthday, DCL, and a couple of others. I am going to save them for my granddaughter because it will piss her parents off, they have tried, very unsuccessfully to keep any and all Disney out of their home. Her maternal grandmother does not agree and is all about Disney.

    Well she hates foreigners so.. Canada obviously
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    I didnt realize she was 41 (I didn’t care) but more than likely Jen with her years of binging and over exercising has hit peri menopause and it’s a bitch to lose weigh during that. I’m sure her hormones are all over the place too
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    FourtyOne, Wogging and Not Thriving Like Jen
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    You know what, I appreciate Jen! Seeing her hoard has made me start decluttering my own home. My mom died when I was in high school and my dad sold most of her stuff so I have to check myself of “collecting”

    I saw the best advice
    Devour your things
    Use your nice perfume
    Enjoy your fancy hand lotion
    Burn your expensive candles

    So that’s my motto for this year
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