The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by SadlyNoLongerAvailable

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    Why would Jenbob care about us calling her a shitty mother? That’s not something she worries about. Her weight?! That’s a dang line you cannot cross though! She cares about that
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    Didn’t she send Christmas Cards to her Pateron Payers last year? And hasn’t she (in the past) always done photos to put on Christmas Cards?
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    QUOTE (UtahFootBath @ 6/12/2023, 23:58) 
    Ever since her kale diet failed and she realized Don has moved on, she's acted like trying to look presentable is beneath her. Imagine spending 15 years thinking you're too good for your spouse and then realizing they had found someone better than you!

    Imagine thinking you were a solid 8 married to a 3 and finding out you are now a 2 and he’s now a 6
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    QUOTE (NefariouslyHappiestAlone @ 6/12/2023, 20:32) 
    Sorry but she is huge. There is so much mass behind her head!

    It really looks like a shelf in her head. Where the hair is so broken

    Oh Jen.. why did you do this to yourself?
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    QUOTE (Land Creature @ 5/12/2023, 18:55) 
    Seek psychiatric treatment.
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    I don’t normally comment on people’s bodies but since it’s her I’ll make an exception
    Her legs look chunkier than they used to be
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    QUOTE (Giddy at Gideon's @ 4/12/2023, 21:34) 
    QUOTE (WhereDoesDaddySleep @ 4/12/2023, 20:38) 
    I mean, who WOULDN'T want to be this woman? :snickering:

    (IMG:https://i.postimg.cc/Kv7BdXwZ/temp-Image-PSt3-BW.jpg)

    If this is the after picture of biking to nowhere for 3 years, I'd want a refund

    Marks Peloton off my list of great exercise activities
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    QUOTE (Queen Beeeee @ 4/12/2023, 20:07) 
    QUOTE (Igotmaditurnedhouseintoaplayroom @ 4/12/2023, 18:30) 
    I call BS with that 40s nonsense and a cold that just hangs on. It was not my experience, once again check the mold. Its you Jen and that lifestyle of yours.

    I am 59 and haven't had a cold since 2016.
    I am also immunosuppressed due to RA meds.

    Age has nothing to do with it.

    I had a baby in my 40’s. He ended up in the NICU at a hospital across town. I delivered at 4:44 pm and checked myself out the next morning at 8 to go be with my baby. I was 44.

    But I’m sure Jen’s cold is lingering because she’s 40
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    QUOTE (REmily2021 @ 4/12/2023, 19:33) 
    Princess should have thought about her kids getting sick all the time before she got divorced. Between school, and the kids being around 3 other kids. It's envitable that they are going to be getting sick and bringing colds back home. Not to mention her constant travels and flying multiple times a month.

    She didn’t think there would be a Mrs Ross 2.0
    She thought Don would live in the basement or his bachelor apartment or possibly back in with his parents while all the great eligible men chased her
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    I really hate her. She decorated everything for every holiday before kids but now… I’ve seen hospitals look more christmasey or warm and inviting

    How are the Ross’. Tens & Don? I saw the wedding stuff and her garden and summer photos.

    Fill me in please
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    Omg did she really tell the internet that her brother couldn’t afford to cruise.

    Wow her hair looks horrible
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    QUOTE (Bespoke Poop Shovel of Vitriol @ 3/12/2023, 21:12) 
    QUOTE (Care2Share @ 12/3/2023, 02:06 PM) 
    She's so fucking bitter.

    martiniflightlikedon have you seen the Thanksgiving meltdown video where she told everyone her family were a bunch of emotionally stunted drunks that she was forced into hosting them against her will, and she was dreading every second ???

    Allow me to serve you some tea.

    SPOILER (click to view)
    Fraughtsgiving (Magic number being 54:46)

    Post-Fraughtsgiving

    That was amazing.
    I haven’t been here because we have a super busy almost 15 month old but somehow I managed to see a little of one of her stories and saw the big dog so I ran here to see if Winnie was replaced… and then I got busy again

    I see she’s still a wreck. And here’s the thing: if she HATED thanksgiving they had the money to have it catered, or hire a helper to help it get done, or a cook. She wanted to do it.
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    QUOTE (SnotNosedJen @ 28/5/2023, 16:44) 
    We need a poll for when she will announce Winnie to her non paying friends

    When did she actually die? I have been so busy with the baby that I never read here but saw it on Jen’s IG and RAN over here
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    QUOTE (RikkiJones @ 12/1/2023, 03:49) 
    QUOTE (PenelopeLa @ 1/11/2023, 07:18 PM) 
    My thoughts listening to her haul : how many useless shit made in china by exploited workers does she need? She can afford ethical clothing brands, but she just is so careless with her money.

    Does she think this makes her youthful ? Kids clothes for adults ?

    She got shirts just by being in the races. Did she need more????
    So much crap she bought. You'd think she was a teenager on spring break.

    It’s Jen… she thinks she need’s everything
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    I let my Preemie know that Jen said positive thinking cures everything. He obviously just decided for his lungs to be underdeveloped. He now owes me money for his hospital stay since he caused it himself 🙄

    Edited by SadlyNoLongerAvailable - 1/11/2023, 01:35 PM
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    QUOTE (Ican’twiththelikesofher @ 10/1/2023, 17:14) 
    I had Invisalign best decision ever. Jen doesn’t appear to have Invisalign. She doesn’t have any spacers those are definitely noticeable because they look like little white blocks on your teeth. I used to say they look like Legos. When you’re wearing your Invisalign they’re clear but when you go to smile your teeth actually look like you have a lip gloss on them because it gives a shine. Of course if you keep your Invisalign’s clean, I did. I switched mine out every 14 days to a new set. But I’ve never seen Invisalign’s in Jen’s mouth even on still photos and you do have to wear them for at least 21 hours that’s according to my orthodontist. They only come out of your mouth if you’re eating and if you’re not going to be drinking clear fluids. The more diligent you are about adhering to the 21 hours then the quicker your treatment goes by.

    I now just wear both retainers at night and have a permanent retainer in the back of my teeth. This Keep my teeth super straight. If Jen did wear Invisalign you should definitely be seeng a very profound change in her smile, and nothings changed.

    As far as Jen sometimes talking with a lisp, I think that’s just Jen? Sometimes when you do wear Invisalign’s depending on what words you are trying to pronounce, you can catch someone having a lisp, and that would happen to me. It still happens to me at night when I’m wearing my retainers. I have to talk much slower to avoid the lisp.

    Both my daughter and I have Invisalign and neither of us have spacers 🤷🏼‍♀️ my daughter has attachments that are a clear nub and it looks like one on the tooth next to her two front. Maybe she doesn’t but that’s what it looked like to me 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️
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