The Gossip Bakery

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    I just don't think I have 1h33min of Jen being smug and mukbanging at WDW tonight. She needs to open an OnlyFans for the micro niche she's catering to.

    Disney, eating grossly + steady weight gain, deformed feet, large mouth. Somebody out there is into this (and would gladly fantasise about her mentioning 'double fisting'). But I am so not that person.

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    "Disney people are just conditioned to wait in line. They'll come early to be in line." Newsflash, MORON, most people get ten days a year to do what they want and when they're spending their precious PTO and vacation funds to be at Disney, they take it seriously. She is such an out of touch clown. Nobody else in the world pops down to Florida every 2 weeks to go shopping and eat sweets because they're bored with their life.
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    he just comes out of nowhere :hearty-laugh:

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    QUOTE (xphiler4ever @ 12/1/2024, 01:58) 
    Whoever made this one deserved a medal

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    Thank you, thank you 😌 my best work.

    The only thing I love more than an explosively dramatic day at the bakery is a GIF-sharing day.

    She dances like an alien who just arrived on earth and must dance like a human based off of verbal descriptions alone.
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    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 12/1/2024, 01:26) 
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    How does she “smile” like that? Is that even the right word? That’s horrifying!
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    Favorite Jen gif? Don't make me choose :(

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    QUOTE (Identifying as Single Mom @ 30/12/2023, 02:48) 
    “2021, Which damn near broke me”

    Oh, the year she INSISTED she was definitely not depressed?

    Is 2021 when the man she wanted to divorce for YEARS got remarried?
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    “2021, Which damn near broke me”

    Oh, the year she INSISTED she was definitely not depressed?
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    The way that Jen is carrying on shows what a shit parent she is. A woman with two small children explaining why her kids are around! If she cared about protecting her kids she should have said 'I decided to stay home this winter. I wanted to be with my kids.' She is going out of her way to let people know that being around them isn't her first choice. No matter what is happening, this is the type of behavior that made it easy for the Rosses to walk away from her.
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    Also how can something so serious be happening and her mental energy is devoted to ordering meaningless crap that says “magic” and “onward.”
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    I believe that the most apt description is that she's built like a brick shithouse.
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    The crowned athletic outfits in the Jen Image Gallery look so uncomfortable and restricting to move around it. What is her fascination with this company? Have they ever reposted her photos that she obsessively hashtagged?
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    That skort deserved better.
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    QUOTE (CherieRose @ 12/5/2023, 06:55 PM) 
    If Jen has a tattoo it’s very hidden.

    She doesn't have a tattoo--she was just giving a thumbs up (this!) to Scary Mommy who does have many tattoos.

    We would have heard about the tattoo. As in "surprise! I got a tattoo--my healing journey"
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