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Votes taken by Aloner Like Jen

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    Spent $3k on new brakes for her Mercedes. NOW she says don’t buy a Mercedes. I’ll bet that she just HAD to have that car though, probably bought it brand new too.
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    I don’t remember the older girl and the son’s name to follow them. PM me if you care to share with me. But the high school senior, yeah. She strikes me as a spoiled and entitled party girl. The family went to a function several weeks ago, and she was wearing what basically looked like a tube top. Low cut and suuuper short.

    I couldn’t believe that she openly showed that book about marriage. Why would you advertise that? Her husband John seems like a super nice guy. He makes her breakfast every day, and does all the laborious work for her at home. I would not be putting hints out there if there was trouble in my marriage.
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    Is she going to have a list of her paying “friends” with her? Will she check the list if someone approaches and send them away if their name is not on the list? Only approved paying “friends” are allowed to be in Gene’s presence!
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    Just when I think Gene can’t get any more tragic, she posts a photo of herself in a flesh toned sausage casing and points Dat Ass right at the camera.

    You look awful Jennifer. Just because you identify as a size small doesn’t mean you actually are. You are a size large. Deal with it. You look like a homeless person with your greasy hair and your filthy body. And you look like you are wearing clothes that were given to you by a kind person who wants to help you get back on your feet financially. Clothes that don’t fit, but it’s better than walking around naked. This is how you want to present yourself to the world?

    It’s an interesting phenomenon that Gene buys clothes for herself that are too small, but buys things that are too large for her kids. You are a mentally unstable and extremely disturbed individual, Gene GRoss.
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    Catastrophic Glow Down would be an awesome user name!
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    Jen is so asexual that I don’t think she can comprehend anyone voluntarily having sex. After all, she spent much of her caged years trying to avoid Don and his hungry eyes.
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    She has wrecked her eyes with all the digging and pulling. She’s also getting a uni-brow.

    I am a diabetic and I have to watch my blood sugar levels every single day. I have never devoured sugar and carbs the way that Jen does, yet I’m genetically predisposed for the disease. I wouldn’t wish it on anyone, except Jen. She wouldn’t take care of herself and her health would truly crash and burn. She would get uglier and more unhealthy every year. And she would completely deserve it.

    ETA: maybe CC gave her the black eye. I’m only half kidding.

    Edited by Aloner Like Jen - 4/10/2024, 09:49 PM
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    Jen’s boyfriend would undoubtedly be named George Glass.
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    I can’t believe that Jen would ever have even considered having a third child. She hates the two she has now. Delulu Jenny strikes again. Maybe she was afraid that Don and Tens were going to have a child together.
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    Total Eclipse of the Croissant 🥐

    Bonnie Tyler should be proud.
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    QUOTE (bleucheese @ 8/4/2024, 03:06) 
    it's still so weird that the rosses didn't help jen out while smd was in space. you know she would have been gloating about seeing suze and poops if they'd have met up.

    Nor did Jill or Gravy. I think it’s very telling that neither set of grandparents were will willing to help out. Or, maybe they did offer and Jen refused. “It’s fine, it’s fine.”
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    One upping That Man and That Woman with a last minute Disney Cruise. What an unbelievably selfish and petty cow she is. She is just so pathetic, sad, lonely, miserable and ugly.
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    WHO THE HELL HIKES WITH A CROISSANT? She is such a weird freak.
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    If Jen ever makes it to the Carolinas, this will make her tiny head explode.
  15. .
    Disney Princess Witch, Always a Bitch And Your Lard Ass Got Ditched So SMD Could Get Rehitched Like Jen
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