The Gossip Bakery

Votes taken by Aloner Like Jen

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    The comment about kidnapping from the last thread reminded me of the scene in the original Willie Wonka movie where a lady’s husband has been kidnapped, and the kidnappers want her case of Wonka bars as a ransom. She says, “how long will they give me to think over?” That would totally be Jen.

    Kidnapper: “You’ll get your kids back if you hand over all your Disney ears, your DVC points, and your race medals.”

    Jen: “You can keep them.”

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    Jen is also attracted to it because she gets to blow a bunch of Don Dollar$ on junk that she shoves into a bin and forgets about it. She feels superior because his money allows her to do that.
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    Bakers, refresh my memory. Was there a suspicion that Charlotte’s issues with her mobility and misshapen head were because Jen left her alone in her crib, flat on her back for too long?
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    Jen’s abusive treatment of Winnie in her time of need is all the proof needed to show that she never gave a crap about animal welfare.
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    That’s interesting. pinksims . Jen really is a miserable person of her own making. She won’t improve until she gets professional help, which is unlikely. She isn’t unbothered by the world around her. She complains about cliques (i.e., groups of friends and families) all the time. But she is so selfish and narcissistic that she can’t be a friend to anyone but inanimate objects, and she has alienated her own family. It’s sad, but she’s done it to herself.
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    Saygoodnightgraciedo im so sorry to hear what you and your husband are going through. Take care of yourself and your husband. Jen’s lunacy will always be here.
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    When will we see a family photo with CC clenching her fists and leaning as far as she can from her smelly babysitter? Beefy will have on her 500th pair of mouse ears while CC and Donny will have none, because they “haven’t shown any interest in them,” or so Beefstick will say.
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    So Beefstick paid $100 for a dress that looks like a garbage bag on her body, but haircuts are expensive. You are a nutjob, Jenbo.
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    Tens could rock the white dress. Ir looks dumpy on Jenny. Also, you can tell in the photo of her arranging her hair that she is really admiring herself in the reflection. Such a narc. You’d have to be to look like that and see no room for improvement.
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    Why can’t she just say that she has bunions? A while ago I watched an old video from around 2012-2013 when she and SMD were headed downtown for something. She was showing the contents of her purse, and then she showed her flats. She actually pulled her foot out of the shoe and pointed out the bunion. Now it’s just “structural issues.” Most people are likely assuming it’s bunions anyway so I really don’t understand her refusal to call them what they are. .
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    If she was, say a size 4 as a caged woman, you cannot gain 40 pounds and just go up one size to a 6. I am just a bit larger than she is, and I’m a 14 or 16, depending on the brand. In her favorite Kut jeans, I am a 14 but might could wear a 12. Lying liar who lies. Show us the label, Jenny.

    I do lightly applaud her for putting her body on display like that. That’s brave. But seeing her thighs, no way is she a size 6. Just be honest with yourself, Jen. You’ve gained weight. So have I. So have a lot of women.
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    Cryotherapy is awesome. Jen should just buy a pass at a facility that has the cryo chambers instead of buying that ridiculous $12k plunge tub thingy.
  13. .
    Has anyone snatched up Beefy Gene as a user name yet? It’s very appropriate!
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    QUOTE (AcademyAwardWinningActress @ 20/3/2024, 21:39) 
    QUOTE (NefariousStepmomTensleigh @ 20/3/2024, 21:28) 
    Well she did drive SMD out of their marriage...

    Who is SMD?

    Space Man Don
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    Great. She’s booking more runDisney sh!t for 2025. Why am I even surprised? Jen will happily drop off the new dog at the kennel so she can run around a theme park wearing another stupid pair of ears for the upteenth time. She loves dumping pets off on other people when her ME ME ME, ITS ALL ABOUT ME time is affected.
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