The Gossip Bakery

Votes taken by Aloner Like Jen

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    I see Jen took herself to the theatre again, all alone.
  2. .
    That page of Jen complaining about laundry, etc. tells you all that you need to know about her. She was an unemployed housewife who had cleaners, gardeners, a handyman and a husband who worked, but still came home and cooked for her every day. Yet she resented doing laundry and a little tidying up. She resented having to create content for her channel, but yet she kept her hobby channel going. She resents everything that involves being an adult. And she clearly despises motherhood.

    How many times did we see her go shopping for clothes, makeup and Target junk? How many times did we see her take herself to the spa or to a yoga class? How many times did we see her have lunch with her mother? She exercised whenever she wanted, and despite the lie that she is pushing now, she ate whatever she wanted whenever she wanted. She took Winnie for long walks. Her husband brought her flowers and balloons all the time. He brought home donuts on Saturday morning. Her made her martinis on Monday. He brought chicken to her in the bathtub.

    This bitch genuinely believes that unless she is spending 💯 percent of her time and energy on herself and only herself, that she is being caged and treated poorly. Poor Jen. Poor, poor Jenny. The universe has played such a cruel and inhumane trick on her. Expecting her to grow up and be an adult. Poor thing.
  3. .
    That SC junk would have appealed to me in the third grade. No WONDER Jenny jumped on it.
  4. .
    QUOTE (Care2Share @ 15/3/2024, 02:02) 
    I'm a fan of the Shamrock shake. I can't imagine agonizing over whether or not I should have one.
    . Jen is so patronizing for how "cute" it is that Don is trying to lose weight. You know he weighs "A LOT!" more than Jen

    Who cares how you lay in the bed to sleep. Winnie was planning Jen's demise, that's what she was doing.

    Not anymore!! 😂😂😂. Love that for her.
  5. .
    Looks at Jen’s gross and wrinkled eyes.

    Looks in the mirror at the bruises on my face from last week’s blepharoplasty surgery.

    Yep. Worth every penny.

    Take better care of yourself, you ugly hag.
  6. .
    Jen, we all know you wished for your old life back, sans kids.
  7. .
    That mug looks worse every day.
  8. .
    QUOTE (pinksims @ 7/3/2024, 10:27) 
    QUOTE (Free CC @ 7/3/2024, 09:42) 
    She is literally never happier than when she's away from her kids and indulging in all things Jen. NEVER!
    I hate these Disney videos so much because the juxtaposition of her being there alone vs. with her kids is so disgusting.

    The only reason she's sad about the kids leaving is because it means they're going off to lead the life she should be leading - with Don, in a giant mansion, hanging out with all the Ross clan and enjoying their traditions and rituals. It's a reminder to her that she ruined her own life.

    💯
  9. .
    I got social anxiety just watching that nut walk through a crowd while talking to her camera. I could never.
  10. .
    I’m so sorry for your loss, Bespoke Poop Shovel of Vitriol 💔

    I hope you are at least feeling better. Hugs.
  11. .
    I don’t believe that her kids don’t like chocolate. I think she just says that to justify eating their share of chocolate. She probably tells them that they don’t like chocolate, and they don’t argue with Mommy Dearest.
  12. .
    While I won’t criticize her for baking with her kids, I think that she does it because she plans to eat most of it when they are not around.
  13. .
    Y’all, please stop encouraging this cow to hoard living, breathing things. I adore cats and would lose my sh!t if she had them. No cat deserves Gene. No animal, plant or child deserves to be in her “care.”
  14. .
    No no, please not plant hoarder Jen. Plants deserve better than to be in her incapable hands. Same holds true for children and animals. Tens the gardener she isn’t.
  15. .
    All I have to say is, she is one severely stunted and delusional woman. And gross .
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