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Posts written by Aloner Like Jen

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    She won’t show you her tramp stamp, but she will make sure that you see she is a size two.
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    Who creates hindsight vision boards? She is a mental freak.

    Hindsight Vision Board would be a great user name for anyone looking to rebrand.
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    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 6/2/2024, 16:30) 
    I'm preparing tacos for you all for taco Tuesday and a bit after that we'll have cake

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    I prefer cake made only with ingredients that have been dropped on the floor. Be sure to lick your fingers while you are slicing it.
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    I don’t get the quartz reference.
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    I hate the way she isolates the kids when they are with her. Absolutely no effort to let them be with other kids, not even their own cousins! She clearly wants them to be as socially inept and lonely as she is.
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    Jen wanted to be a housewife when she thought it meant doing only what she wanted all day - shopping, eating, and exercising. She never would have enjoyed doing real housewife duties - cooking, cleaning, etc. She wasn’t a housewife, she was a kept woman-child.
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    I’m so sorry Demented Turtle
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    You know something my parents didn’t do for me, Jenny? Establish a FF miles program for me. I also didn’t get every last piece of junk toy or souvenir I wanted either. Let’s get together soon and commiserate while sharing horror stories of our childhood over a bag of sugar, shall we?
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    Don and his family were truly an anchor for her, keeping her tethered to a sense of identity and normalcy. Without that, she doesn’t know how to properly care for herself or the circumstances, or really how to even live. She is lost at sea.
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    Is she like, double jointed in the face or something? Some of her facial movements are so bizarre! And that hump too.
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    She either looks greasy or crusty. There is no in between.
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    What exactly am I looking at in that toe sock photo?
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    She could have a garage sale and donate the proceeds to one of her rumpus charities. But, I think Jen believes that her junk is too good to sell for cheap.
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    QUOTE (The 1% @ 26/1/2024, 22:05) 
    Omg I just realized that Jen is like one of those Hefty commercials...

    "Stinky, stinky, stinky! Hefty, Hefty, Hefty!"

    🤣 I'm tempted to change my username to that since it won't change anytime soon!

    (IMG:https://i.ibb.co/ft1yDmq/Screenshot-202401...0258-Chrome.jpg)

    :hearty-laugh:
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    I think that to Jen, furnishing that house more than is absolutely necessary would be equal to accepting that her old life is gone, and all the Rosses went with it. She will never recover from that.
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