The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by Aloner Like Jen

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    She’s baiting her viewers just like before. Ask me anything except don’t ask me about that one thing that you really want to ask me about, because I’m fiercely private.
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    Let’s not forget that while pregnant with Charlotte, Jen put “love the baby” on her to do list, inspiring a couple user names here.
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    😂. Yes, Jen religiously exercises, eats perfectly portioned snacks, walks Winnie, and makes grilled cheese sandwiches. That’s about as close to religious as Jen gets. Any relationship with God she claims to have is likely her newest persona journey. I really don’t see her reading the Bible, attending services, or reaching out to help others.
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    Jen said recently that she had been thinking about her relationship with God and had been praying more, but I can’t recall in the past her ever talking about a religious upbringing or having a specific set of beliefs.
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    QUOTE (Bangle Bitch @ 12/2/2020, 00:57) 
    QUOTE (Jens Divorce Journey of Choice @ 12/2/2020, 00:56) 
    Would someone please explain to me what MLC is? I can’t figure it out! :being-confused-smiley-emoticon:

    Mid Life Crisis

    Thanks BB!! I was clearly overthinking it.
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    Would someone please explain to me what MLC is? I can’t figure it out! :being-confused-smiley-emoticon:
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    Foot selfies? Bad enough on their own but throw a hereditary bunion in there and 🤢.
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    The only person Jen has lined up to date is herself.
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    FauxWokeAndFauxBrokeLikeJen
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    WHY OH WHY does she almost always do the eye tug and pull thing as soon as she starts talking in her videos?

    Also, her bookshelves look like the children’s section at Barnes & Noble. That’s what inspires her upon waking every day?
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    QUOTE (FakingIt_MakingIt @ 29/1/2020, 19:40) 
    QUOTE (JenBoyle’sHusbandFreeBunion @ 29/1/2020, 19:37) 
    Does she confuse anyone else? I have a hard time making friends and scare people off with my gifts...my strong network of friends. Deliberated over this for years...optimistic despite the current struggles. Awkward at selfies...has no problem vlogging in busy places. I can't figure her out, even though she has continually said she has shared authentically. Either she has multiple versions of herself or I need a nap.

    Lol, totally isn’t an impulse shopper, tons of target runs proving otherwise.
    Has never liked meat or even understood where it came from really, films herself elbow deep in a turkey and calling it a carcass.

    Jen definitely has multiple versions of herself.
    I don’t love Don but kudos to him for navigating that for so many years, I sure couldn’t.

    Says she doesn’t eat sugar then eats sugar. Says her body doesn’t handle caffeine well then one day says she’s had TWO! espressos so far that morning. The narrative shifts to match whatever journey she’s currently pursuing.
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    QUOTE (deltaburkefan @ 28/1/2020, 21:32) 
    “If people don’t like their current life circumstances, they should just ask their dad to make them CEO.”—DKRIII, uterine lottery winner.

    This! All of it!
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    I have a question. What was the real deal with Jen and that video where she prattled on and on about a loss, but wouldn’t say what it was? I always assumed it was a miscarriage, because it wasn’t too long after that when she announced she was pregnant with Charlotte. I’ve read comments here about how she let people believe for a long time that she had miscarried. Was that not the case? Any idea what the actual loss was? Did Don reduce her allowance?
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    DivorceDancePartyUSALikeJen
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    Just started watching the One Little Word video. At the very start, she put up video text saying that she wanted to not wear makeup in the video in order to bare her face along with her soul, but she just couldn’t be bothered. I think that phrase pretty much sums up her attitude about a lot of things, Don and kids included.
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