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Posts written by Aloner Like Jen

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    Jen’s boyfriend would undoubtedly be named George Glass.
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    I can’t believe that Jen would ever have even considered having a third child. She hates the two she has now. Delulu Jenny strikes again. Maybe she was afraid that Don and Tens were going to have a child together.
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    Total Eclipse of the Croissant 🥐

    Bonnie Tyler should be proud.
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    QUOTE (bleucheese @ 8/4/2024, 03:06) 
    it's still so weird that the rosses didn't help jen out while smd was in space. you know she would have been gloating about seeing suze and poops if they'd have met up.

    Nor did Jill or Gravy. I think it’s very telling that neither set of grandparents were will willing to help out. Or, maybe they did offer and Jen refused. “It’s fine, it’s fine.”
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    One upping That Man and That Woman with a last minute Disney Cruise. What an unbelievably selfish and petty cow she is. She is just so pathetic, sad, lonely, miserable and ugly.
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    WHO THE HELL HIKES WITH A CROISSANT? She is such a weird freak.
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    If Jen ever makes it to the Carolinas, this will make her tiny head explode.
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    Disney Princess Witch, Always a Bitch And Your Lard Ass Got Ditched So SMD Could Get Rehitched Like Jen
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    OMG that photo of her scrunched up face! She is really starting to look like a witch, especially with that nose. Her hatred and unhappiness are really showing on her face now.
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    I am in total agreement with the Baker that said Jen likes putting/leaving the kids in potentially dangerous situations. She doesn’t want to be a mother, ever. I will die on this hill.
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    Of course the kids are going to grow up to be entitled adult brats. Look at who their parents are. They are learning early in life that there’s the wealthy, and then there’s everyone else.
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    Donny actually looks cute in that sailor’s outfit.

    Edited by Aloner Like Jen - 4/5/2024, 11:00 PM
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    I guess Concierge Jen thought the duckie rule didn’t apply to her 1% Princess Saddlebags Ass.
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    Jen eats bread seasonally. Every season.
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    If Jen was honest with herself, this article could have been written about her.
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