The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by Aloner Like Jen

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    I totally forgot about the Goddess Cafe. SMD may be objectionable to some, but he truly loved that cow. As Jen once said, the proof is in the pudding.
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    I’m starting to believe that it’s smoke and mirrors. Her budget doesn’t match her ridiculous spending. .
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    Does anyone think that she made millions from her two books? She went from being truly budget conscious and purchasing affordable items when she was in Ohio, and even in their first home in SC, to building their huge house and filling it with expensive things in a fairly short timeframe. Her side gigs would just add to the pile.
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    This seems very Jen appropriate. Not bathing for a week. And she claims to be such a busy bee. Do it Gene. Do something positive for the environment instead of just being a waste of gas guzzling space.
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    Few people are less deserving of monthly vacations than Ugly Beefstick Gene Ross. Granted, she is running from the miserable reality that is her life and is of her own creation, but it is still gROSSly unfair.

    Jen deserves a 14 hour a day, six days a week waitressing job in a greasy spoon serving burly guys who call her “sugar”, slap her ample ass, and are terrible tippers.

    ETA: she definitely used a filter on her thumb. It’s normal to see creases and she has none. Her fingernails must look bad.

    Edited by Aloner Like Jen - 4/3/2024, 12:45 AM
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    Don glowed up and Jenny ballooned up.
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    I wonder what Beefstick would say if CC lost her backpack. “Well, that’s too bad. You’ll just have to go without.”
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    Jen overpacks kid activities because she thinks that her kids need as much self soothing as she does. And as others have said, she wants to keep them so busy that she has to do minimal parenting. She is such a broken human being.
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    QUOTE (Party of 7 @ 29/3/2024, 23:38) 
    Omg, the cards that go with the rubber ducks 😂

    Lucky, lucky
    You found a
    Duckie

    Um…

    Read the rules
    You stupid
    Fuckie

    :hearty-laugh: /ded
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    Hear ye, hear ye!

    Toni needs you to know that she is a millionaire who follows the advice of other millionaires.

    That list is a joke. Toni IS the Joneses. Why else would she affiliate link everything in her home? She spends thousands of dollars a month in shopping alone.
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    The comment about kidnapping from the last thread reminded me of the scene in the original Willie Wonka movie where a lady’s husband has been kidnapped, and the kidnappers want her case of Wonka bars as a ransom. She says, “how long will they give me to think over?” That would totally be Jen.

    Kidnapper: “You’ll get your kids back if you hand over all your Disney ears, your DVC points, and your race medals.”

    Jen: “You can keep them.”

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    Jen is also attracted to it because she gets to blow a bunch of Don Dollar$ on junk that she shoves into a bin and forgets about it. She feels superior because his money allows her to do that.
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    Bakers, refresh my memory. Was there a suspicion that Charlotte’s issues with her mobility and misshapen head were because Jen left her alone in her crib, flat on her back for too long?
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    Jen’s abusive treatment of Winnie in her time of need is all the proof needed to show that she never gave a crap about animal welfare.
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    That’s interesting. pinksims . Jen really is a miserable person of her own making. She won’t improve until she gets professional help, which is unlikely. She isn’t unbothered by the world around her. She complains about cliques (i.e., groups of friends and families) all the time. But she is so selfish and narcissistic that she can’t be a friend to anyone but inanimate objects, and she has alienated her own family. It’s sad, but she’s done it to herself.
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