The Gossip Bakery

Votes taken by Family Friendly Underwear

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    QUOTE (TheHairyChild @ 6/3/2023, 16:38) 
    It wouldn’t surprise me if she doesn’t even let them in her bedroom.

    She’s probably afraid of what Charlotte could snatch from her bedside table and bring in for show and tell!
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    QUOTE (Gene Is Sis Concert @ 27/1/2023, 20:03) 
    Judging by the sheer amount of CC’s sass & her fearlessness to correct her dimwit babysitter without giving it a second thought, she’s not afraid of 90% of the stuff at Disney. And if Donny is afraid, it’s because Jen is telling him he is & he’s still too young to know better. Jen uses that excuse as a crutch not let them explore and so she won’t be forced into being in the parks longer than absolutely necessary with them. Anytime she says they’re afraid of anything it is solely for her benefit in some way. They don’t like to try new foods? Make cardboard pizza again because it’s easy. They’re afraid of that movie? Fine, go watch the iPad by yourselves. Too scared to ride that ride? Let’s ride the carousel then go back to the hotel. Anything to put in the bare minimum the 3 days a week she has to be a single mom.

    Dimwit babysitter like Jen would be an excellent user name!
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    QUOTE (Aloner Like Jen @ 26/1/2023, 03:06) 
    Maybe Don is claiming Hawaii. 😂😂😂

    Even worse, Tens is claiming Hawaii too!
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    Looks like D&T are on a tropical getaway or maybe just back from one
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    QUOTE (merino wool underwear @ 25/1/2023, 01:02) 
    QUOTE (Breakdown @ 1/24/2023, 03:52 PM) 
    Imagine basing your identity on the crap (Disney, Peloton) you like to waste your ex-husband's money on, and the idiots who pay you $5/month for access to your unshowered gray mess of a person :shaking_head_smiley_emoticon:

    Also I would die if I accidentally posted myself in undies, below. I would literally shut down all my social media and never post again... then again this was how many years after Tosh, anyone know? If that didn't stop your ravenous appetite for strangers' attention, nothing will, Gene...


    OMFG haha NOooooooo. I would have been mortified if I was her.

    Are those family friendly underwear? Jin in her granny panties is hilarious. What a dumb ass

    You rang?!
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    Any lurking Patreons willing to share the Christmas card Gene promised to send out to the herd??
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    I’m hoping she’ll get a huge tattoo that she says is the Dolomites but to the rest of the world looks like smoking piles of shit.
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    QUOTE (D**'sGlowUp @ 7/11/2022, 18:46) 
    With the latest: looks like the kids will get to celebrate Thanksgiving with their real family this year!
    (IMG:https://upload.forumfree.net/i/fc12312749/...2806452844.jpeg)


    is Gene burning down City Hall on the 22nd ??
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    QUOTE (Hobo Babysitter Jen @ 8/9/2022, 14:23) 
    Why she would leave that in for anyone to see is beyond me.

    You know she’s going to edit this out as soon as she or Shrill reads here, just like the “Italians”. No worries, it’ll be here for posterity.
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    QUOTE (SoProudOfMyself @ 7/9/2022, 16:25) 
    Jen had her winter clothes, summer clothes, winter running clothes, summer running clothes, winter pjs, summer pjs. Family friendly underwear. Her ski wear and outdoor wear, her pool bag. She had an extra Clairsonic, electric toothbrush, 14 mouthwashes all just for Utah. A loftice full of budness wady printer etc, Utah makeup, Utah nail polishes. A dedicated tea drawer and her $$$$ tea maker. Seasonal dog toys for Winnie. No reason to bring a suitcase.

    You rang! :celebrating-smiley-emoticon:
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    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 12/8/2022, 00:41) 
    QUOTE (PowderRoomCandy @ 12/8/2022, 00:10) 
    In addition to an open dish of candy as a housewarming gift, I am sending you lots of air freshener.

    thank you dear friend. if everyone could send grocery gift cards too that would be great. it's going to be quite a task to feed her

    Maybe we should start a GoFundMe for you

    QUOTE (Bangle Bitch @ 12/8/2022, 01:32) 
    QUOTE (Family Friendly Underwear @ 12/8/2022, 01:19) 
    I bet Jill and Gravy fell off their rockers when Gene showed them the amount of Don $ being settled on her, picked themselves up and did a Happy Happy Joy Joy dance. Jill may have whispered to herself “well done” you annoying twit.
    QUOTE (Party of 7 @ 11/8/2022, 23:39) 
    Sorry, Gravy but you’re useless when it comes to being handy with tools etc but good job with giving Jenny all that excellent advice on how to spend a ridiculous amount of Don Dollars 👍

    (IMG:https://upload.forumfree.net/i/fc12023888/...D225148511.jpeg)

    “If you would have stayed married you could have had it all not half…”

    Nah, she’s dying first. Would never see dime
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    Maybe we should start looking at Zillow listings in the $1.75 -$2.5 million range fairly close to SK, senior Rosses and the Boyles. Wouldn’t that make them jealous and show up the slumming Don and Tens. Someone previously mentioned that Bakery is always 10 steps ahead of dear Jen, so let’s find her her own stately mansion!
    QUOTE (AcademyAwardWinningActress @ 12/8/2022, 00:01) 
    100% think she’s moving. She used to flaunt her previous home. She was so proud of every corner of it (except maybe the basement). She hides this one. She avoided showing her backyard until she got the fence and new grass. We don’t get weather shots of the front or backyard like she adored filming at her landscaped RM 1.0 backyard. Jen thrives on niceties and living well and the house she chose doesn’t check those boxes. Her house, to me, is a very standard middle class suburban home with a fancy stairwell. Nothing else about the home stands out, particularly the curb appeal and livability of the back yard. The home is a giant representation of her marriage crumbling, her broken heart, and an impulsive, regrettable purchase. I would unload it if I were her.

    She bought that house when she had some financial insecurity. The assets hadn’t been split and alimony and child support had not been finalized. Back then she was afraid to spend. I believe that’s one reason she didn’t hire movers $$$. She’s frugal.

    She’s been spending freely for awhile now. She will hire movers for this move. She will likely put the home in a trust so she can keep the purchase private. It won’t be a condo. She values peace and privacy - away from other people, trumpets, and flight paths. Plus she needs a large garage to park her enormous car.

    I first began thinking she was moving a few videos ago. I also think moving has been motivation for her to clean up her office and clear out the garage.
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    I bet Jill and Gravy fell off their rockers when Gene showed them the amount of Don $ being settled on her, picked themselves up and did a Happy Happy Joy Joy dance. Jill may have whispered to herself “well done” you annoying twit.
    QUOTE (Party of 7 @ 11/8/2022, 23:39) 
    Sorry, Gravy but you’re useless when it comes to being handy with tools etc but good job with giving Jenny all that excellent advice on how to spend a ridiculous amount of Don Dollars 👍

    (IMG:https://upload.forumfree.net/i/fc12023888/...D225148511.jpeg)
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    QUOTE (KayTee @ 31/7/2022, 20:20) 
    Oh I’ll bet he has a special ringtone for Jen and notification sound. So every time she text him, Don rolls his eyes.

    Don-ald, why are my children being forced to go in the pool without their swim shirts?

    Don-ald, remember the children do not like vegetables, even if they tell you they love them.

    Don-ald, the children said you don’t use glow sticks at your house. I packed some in their bags for you.

    Don-ald, my children need quiet time alone on their rooms every afternoon for 3 hours…

    Remember the doorbell from the Adams Family? Perfect ringtone for our Bertha Gene
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    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 30/7/2022, 19:26) 
    thank you all for the advice. I'm currently dirty and stuffing my face. going to have a little cry session later

    The “little cry session” must last from 24 hours to 24 months to be proper and to achieve the desired nasty results
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