The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by BespokeMuffins

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    Did she ever wash the jeans?
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    Maybe the parents will take this house over and Prissie and Steven will move.
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    Apparently the stench of the river right now in Paris is comparable to Jen’s jeans so she will fit right in.
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    QUOTE (pinksims @ 22/4/2024, 15:37) 
    Imagine a world where Jen knows how to dress for the weather, her age, and her figure?

    (IMG:https://media1.popsugar-assets.com/files/t...tyling-your.jpg)

    I love this look.
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    Cheer up Beefy Gene
    Oh what can it mean
    To a chronic overeater
    Who will never be lean
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    That record player is a piece of garbage.
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    When I got on the bike this morning I saw she was doing a hip mobility class. Awww is someone in pain???
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    Flesh suit. Yucky.
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    Dear lord her caboose.
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    I wish the springtime surprise would be that her bunion finally explodes.
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    QUOTE (bleucheese @ 7/4/2024, 05:47) 
    she chooses the most idiotic nonsense to make herself seem quirky.

    does she know that the italians eat a croissant (un cornetto) for breakfast nearly every morning? maybe that'll convince her to give them another chance.

    Cornett is my favorite. I have dreams about them.
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    He has no resilience or fortitude. He will never do the marathon. He’s like a house of cards with ugly knockoff luxury handbags.
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    Did anyone catch the spelling on the cord packages in stories? He wrote “lightening” on one.
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    Poor Jen always behind the times.
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    QUOTE (Urbane Bronze @ 21/3/2024, 11:21) 
    How is he training for the marathon if not on the Peloton tread? He hasn't had activity since the 18th. Does he run outside?

    He did a workout today but I don’t think he’s following any training plan.
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