The Gossip Bakery

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    I just can’t get over the absurd fact that someone has a Christmas closet. Even worse, one that is actually a whole room in their house that they could use as an actual room, not storage.

    She shows that stuff as if it’s normal and it’s utterly bonkers. :5153:

    Edited by ZizizouzouTWO! - 27/1/2024, 17:30
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    I can’t help wondering how many times Jen called or texted Suze over the past month trying to worm her way back into the forever family.
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    LateKate I’m not sure if you’re referring to the bin hoard or the sumo wrestler standing in front of it, but they’re both equally scary. :b_wink:
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    Can you imagine Suze, knowing Jen was a hoarder of all the things, and very disorganized… allowed Jen to organize the pantry in the Utah home??

    She really liked to build baby Jen’s confidence up. I feel like she misses that.
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    I think she uses travel as a way of avoiding the mess at home. (Among other things)

    “Why don’t you clean up your hoard?”

    “I’m never home! I’m so busy!!”

    Also, she’s had this propensity to “collect” ever since she was little. Her snoopy “collection” was all over her childhood bedroom and bathroom. I’m sure there were others we’ve never seen. And I doubt Jill and Gravy have attics and storage units full of bins, like her. She’s full of it. She has a mental problem that needs addressed.
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    QUOTE (SingHo!toDons2ndWife @ 1/26/2024, 12:39 PM) 
    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 26/1/2024, 18:04) 
    my god

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzz11

    How is she not completely mortified to share this?

    I honestly think she sees it as a flex. And an opportunity to showcase her “organizational” skills of yore.
  7. .
    For non-Americans, this is THOUSANDS of dollars of Container Store products. Eat the rich.

    AM
  8. .
    I think that to Jen, furnishing that house more than is absolutely necessary would be equal to accepting that her old life is gone, and all the Rosses went with it. She will never recover from that.
  9. .
    I definitely think it's unfurnished because she couldn't quite believe it all happened ... Like Don was going to come back and it was just a stop until her real life started again and now I think she is just so lost and depressed that she just can't

    Edited by Splurgysplurge - 1/26/2024, 04:43 PM
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    i think it's not furnished because its not an area of the house she's ever in. she doesn't want to host, so she doesn't need a big dining room for formal living room. why would she waste don dollars on an empty room? she's too stubborn.
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    I have a theory about why her house is so unfurnished: I think she thought it was an in between home from one sugar daddy to the next so she didn't see the point in decorating since she would have a new McMansion to brandish to the social media masses in no time. Don and Tens both met each other when barely single and I think Jen thought she was an A+ catch and anticipated the same. What she didn't bargain for is that she spent too many years co-opting others' personalities (thank GOD we all made it through the Glitzy Glam era unscathed) that she doesn't know how to present herself as a future partner. That's why she picked Travel Gorl as her current personality because it seemed desirable but she hates it and is in too deep to just switch now. Ergo, we have a sad grey flip with those ugly Pottery Barn chairs that are probably the only 2 they ever sold and nothing else.
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    Dear Lord, Jen back with Don would be Jen 2.0: more manipulative, smug, condescending, psychopathic, narcissistic person. Not to mention how cruel she would be toward Don and the kids by wielding her self righteous superiority. I agree with LK, nostalgia for this scenario belongs on the Rewatch thread.
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    I'm hoping Don and the Ross clan come back.

    I miss Emily and Suzanne and their quirky, grating voices. I miss poopsie and aunt Julie. I miss Utah dammit. I miss Dave - can you even imagine how annoying their kids are by now - watching the next generation get on Jen's nerves would be everything ... Can you imagine Grace going to the loftice and sitting on Jen's bean bag chair ???

    I want bath and body works hauls from the outlets that she loved l, I want PDs, I want Suzanne taking Jen to the orchard and Jen eating all the donuts, I want the bloody head


    I'm low key hoping they are ready to trade in the charcuterie board for let me just throw this out there ... Spinach squares

    Come on bring me 2012 again

    Don the upgrade didn't work
    Take her back buddy, she needs a friend
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    Jen-miere has to make it into the next thread title!
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    Jen-miere with her colonial ponytail.
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