The Gossip Bakery

Votes taken by TheHairyChild

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    I’ll be switching out my powder room candy to Easter colored candy.
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    Jen’s carbon footprint is probably at least twice as large as an average American’s. And she sadly mentions climate change.

    I hope she does buy that stupid cold plunge tub. You know she’ll only use it a few times. Then she will have this gigantic thing sitting in her garage that will be hard to get rid of. She can soak in her gigantic plastic tub amid her gigantic garage hoard.

    Edited by TheHairyChild - 3/19/2024, 03:59 PM
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    QUOTE (brashumpire @ 3/17/2024, 01:24 AM) 
    QUOTE (Bespoke Poop Shovel of Vitriol @ 16/3/2024, 23:26) 
    Oh, this is TRAGIC! 😂😂😂

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    Everytime I see one of these outfits I cringe. They are so incredibly hideous and cheap looking

    Those cheap ass dresses look sooooo bad. I don’t like the Crowned Athletic stuff…..but for a Disney Run/jog…..they would basically be perfect if you want to dress up. Either that or do a real costume.
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    I don’t understand these people. Like…why do they need instructions on how to pack? I could see mentioning if there are cruise-specific things that a person who had never been on a cruise before wouldn’t know…but otherwise….

    Some of the questions she gets about traveling makes me think these people aren’t very bright or competent.

    Also….it seemed like a little bit of a slam to act so surprised that somebody would fly to Chicago for a meet-up….that it wouldn’t just be local people who would be interested. Who is she to talk? She supposedly flew to 90210 just to volunteer.
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    QUOTE (BarefootNightmares @ 3/15/2024, 08:12 PM) 
    How many times will we be subjected to Jen buying something useless that now has complicated her "system"; and it now requires a solution for the solution it was meant to be? And somehow all roads lead back to the Container Store.

    :hearty-laugh: at “all roads lead back to the Container Store”!!

    It’s insanity. How can she possibly need more stuff from there?! She practically has one in her basement.
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    He should spend some of that cash on Invisalign.
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    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 3/15/2024, 05:34 PM) 
    FatShamedByLuluSoCrownedKeepsMeDeluluLikeJen

    Love it!

    Jen displays her New Year’s Eve Mickey ears and baseball caps like some women would display their Balenciaga bags.
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    Her hair looked so much better 2019. It was thicker, clean, and blown out. I’ve gotten way too used to her greasy hair.

    Jen….wash your hair more often. Please. At minimum, increase the frequency to every other day.
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    Ooh, thanks for the jar video! I’ll have to go back and read the jar commentary here :D I bet that will be more fun than Jen’s video.

    I don’t think her charity draw jar is the same jar. The charity draw jar seems like it’s plastic or acrylic, while the jar from 2019 seems like it is glass.
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    QUOTE (ShiseidoCottonPad @ 3/15/2024, 04:27 AM) 
    QUOTE (TheHairyChild @ 3/14/2024, 10:01 PM) 
    So I guess it’s still bread season. Or do croissants not count as bread?

    What was the “can’t decide about a jar” incident?

    TheHairyChild It took me a while to find- but it was a thread title back in 2019. She was decluttering and couldn't decide about the jar. lol. I can't even remember much except that it was clear. https://thegossipbakery.forumcommunity.net/?t=61206572


    Also, did any one keep thinking the glitter on her cheeks looked like sweat beads??

    Thanks! That is from before my time here. Crazy to see how much would change in a year. I watched Jen some before she had kids, then I stopped, and then her divorce announcement video came up on my youtube feed. I was shocked and googled her, and found this lovely place!

    Is that the jar she uses for her charity draw?
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    So I guess it’s still bread season. Or do croissants not count as bread?

    What was the “can’t decide about a jar” incident?
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    QUOTE (Bespoke Poop Shovel of Vitriol @ 3/13/2024, 10:26 PM) 
    QUOTE (TheHairyChild @ 3/13/2024, 11:12 AM) 
    I’m not an expert….but it seems like she goes overboard on the electrolytes. Also the “fuel” for during the wogs. Plus she’s soaking in a bunch of epsom salt too. I do know I used to be a serious athlete and would only supplement with electrolytes on the very hottest of days in the summer. Otherwise it was really not necessary.

    Is that why she's always so bloated?

    I mean, besides the thick layer of fat.

    I’m wondering. One of the latest race videos, not today’s, her face looked really puffy.

    There’s probably a decent amount of salt in all that food she is buying there too.
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    I’m not an expert….but it seems like she goes overboard on the electrolytes. Also the “fuel” for during the wogs. Plus she’s soaking in a bunch of epsom salt too. I do know I used to be a serious athlete and would only supplement with electrolytes on the very hottest of days in the summer. Otherwise it was really not necessary.
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    QUOTE (merino wool underwear @ 3/12/2024, 09:59 PM) 
    what you are saying is that everything around Jin is forced to be stunted or is miserable and half dead

    Jen’s life in a nutshell!

    She said at least twice that that poinsettia is “thriving”, even comparing it to the ones that are for sale around Christmas. WTF is she smoking?! NOBODY would look at that sad weedy plant and buy it. That is not a thriving plant. It’s sad and uncared for. There are hardly any leaves and they are tiny. She is so freaking dumb. And brags about it on IG.
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    She’s lazy AF and doesn’t care about her “job” or her patrons. Everything she does is for herself. Everything she talks about is for herself.

    I wonder what she would be doing if she didn’t have her camera and Patrons to blabber at.
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