The Gossip Bakery

Votes taken by TheHairyChild

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    https://assets-global.website-files.com/61...-Menu-TierF.pdf

    (Evanston Restore prices)
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    Hey Jen, whatever size that shiny doo doo outfit is, you need to go up a size or two.
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    How many people actually show up for her lives?
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    I think she is lonely….to an extent. She misses Don worshipping her, and his family, especially Suze, being so nice to her. I think she was pretty much accepted as is, without having to put much effort whatsoever. She’s most likely not going to find that again, and if she does, it will probably not be with somebody wealthy.

    How would she be with dating somebody who wasn’t wealthy like her? Would she pay the other person’s way? Or is she only interested in well-off dudes.

    I’d love her to find somebody on a Disney Cruise, who isn’t from the USA, and have her be on 90 day fiancé!
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    QUOTE (PhotoshoppedlikeJenny @ 4/9/2024, 05:21 AM) 
    I thought sleepaway camps were for about 2 weeks but I grew up poor so no camps for me. How long do they last?

    The one I went to was 2 sessions of 4 weeks. So you’d be there for 4 or 8 weeks. You’d start going at 8 years old.
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    I get the grossest ads on this forum. One of them is a woman removing her mustache and one is of a woman scrubbing her fungal-infected toes.
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    Did she ever talk anymore about her dating “journey”? She was so excited about it in that video. I know for a bit she was showing craft beers, so I think some of us were hypothesizing that that was coming from somebody she might have been seeing or talking to…..? I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if she tried a matchmaking service and they were like….”yeah no. Sorry. We don’t have anybody looking for someone like you.”
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    QUOTE (ZizizouzouTWO! @ 4/6/2024, 01:07 AM) 
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    I’m dying myself!
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    Somebody come up with a new title about concierge please!
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    Also….she talks like she needs to help the kids take baths at night. But then she leaves them in pools and lakes to fend for themselves.

    (Edit) OMFG!!!! 48 times!!!! I bow to you for counting.
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    I can see why she has trouble making friends. She can’t help being a braggart about all her exclusive privileges, so most people couldn’t stand her just for that. And then there’s the other 1%’s, many of whom probably think she doesn’t deserve to be there what with her complete lack of ambition, class, grooming, taste, knowledge, philanthropy, ….etc. What does she do besides blabber about herself on IG about her exercise and purchases? She’s really pretty useless. She’s not even interesting or funny. All she cares about is herself, and I think probably the only people who are interested in her are the people who like us, who like to snark on her for the very many reasons there are to do so. And the other people interested in watching her blabber bragging, are other people who think they need permission to take me time, and other rich, useless divorcees and wives with zero responsibilities and lot’s of discretionary spending and free time. Or younger people who dream of marrying a rich dork who adores them and dotes on them and pays for everything for the rest of their lives without ever having to have a real job. It’s the American dream.
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    Also…..her gushing about the service….like, I get it…..I bet it was really good service. But if Disney cruises are anything like the few cruises I have been on….it’s because most of the workers are from countries where there are far fewer opportunities….And so the cruise lines can get way better service for cheap because working for months and months on end and never seeing your family while kissing rich people’s asses on a Disney cruise is a better opportunity than they can get back home. So…yeah it’s great service. But it’s also because they are hiring people for relatively cheap, from countries that have a way lower standard of living. They are kissing your ass because they have to. It’s not because they like you (Miss “I visited concierge three times every day because that’s what I paid for”)

    Edited by TheHairyChild - 4/6/2024, 12:30 AM
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    Donny lost one of his fox “lovies” twice on this trip. Now, I know he has multiples, like at least 2.

    But I don’t understand. Like….when I first heard about having 2 identical lovies or blankies or stuffies or whatever, I didn’t understand. Like….I thought the point was it was like a comfort object that you had an attachment to and it helps with self soothing….or something? So it seemed weird to have multiple, identical ones. Because that made me feel like it wasn’t an emotional, comfort, attachment thing. Like, you might as well have ten of them if you have two of them. What’s the difference. And I get that it can be useful to have an extra in case the kid loses one. But I assumed that the kid didn’t know there were multiples. I thought the multiples were for the parent’s benefit in case the one got lost. I really don’t get it. But maybe this is a Jen thing where it is normal to have multiple back-ups. But yet, she only has 1 Jasper….doesn’t she? Or maybe she has multiple Jaspers……one for each of her hoards….
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    Okay, I just finished, and I have to say, I was doing a craft project while I was watching this, lol. I wouldn’t waste an hour and a half of my life on her vacation slide show otherwise.

    Airport hashbrown nailed the commentary! I think I agreed with everything you said.

    Jen was SMUG AF in this video. And….I hate to say anything bad about kids….but, she is giving her kids every opportunity to grow up to be awful, entitled adults.

    Also…
    - this is another video where Jen makes it obvious that she has a favorite child, and who her favorite child is.
    - I’d be interested in seeing Donny’s confetti collection. And I do think it is cute that he has something cheap/free/found that he is into collecting. (Like, I know this is expensive confetti in that it comes from Disney cruises, but still….it’s kind of cute)
    - I wouldn’t be surprised if one of her kids ends up being a hoarder like her, and one of them ends up being a minimalist
    - It was fine, fine, really (!) that the kids only wanted to do kids club for 3 days and so she only got three workouts in. Really, it was fine! The vacations aren’t about her being in the gym.
    - She is officially not even remotely close to being plant-based any longer. Meat meat meat!!! Not to mention all the ice cream, lol! Amazing how well her stomach can handle the dairy now, and her psyche can handle the eating of dead animals now.
    - That weird, mumbly voice she used a couple of times, like when she was complaining about the closet and about how her kids like the shows where stuff comes out of the ceiling most was…..uncomfortable. It’s like she is doing a fake voice hoping that her kids can’t hear her complaining….but she didn’t only use the voice when she was in front of her kids.
    -Jen only drinks when she is on vacation, which is half of her life.
    - Holy crap….her head really is tiny. It must look even tinier these days in comparison to the rest of her.
    - Towards the end I thought it looked like she finally got curtains and decorated her house, but then I realized she was in an air bnb or hotel.

    Edited by TheHairyChild - 4/6/2024, 12:05 AM
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    QUOTE (CryingGrayMarshmallowBlob @ 4/5/2024, 11:25 PM) 
    QUOTE (TheHairyChild @ 5/4/2024, 23:16) 
    X1000! She also mentioned a couple of times that she’s gold level and the kids are silver level. And then showed the free swag she got for being a DVC member. And she had to mention that she get’s to use the United lounge at the airport. She is so effing obnoxious!!!!!

    Has she ever actually said that she took herself on a Disney cruise without the kids?? I know the Bakery figured out she went for her 40th birthday, but has she ever said she did?

    I don’t know. I was wondering that too when she said it.
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