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| | Bluenoser Maybe Kevin can steam clean her nasty ole snatch with the steamer. 😂 Maker her lay on the carpet and run it over that 70s bush! It be growing like weeds out her 5X bloomers! |
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| So bruce’s chocolate chicken mop had a hole in it. Baboon says that just shows the people that I cook hot food. I guess the chicken was close to Bruce’s plate and it mounted what makes this hilarious is that the fucking fish was still half frozen ha ha ha oh yeah baboon you just finished saying that you serve hot food only in your kitchen. You sure as hell messed up once again, didn’t you? Oh, and I bet your eyes popped out of your head when you seen how small Eves ham was. 😂. at least everything looked tidy and clean and her dishes were shining. Small bowl of green beans and small bowl of potatoes and canned corn no tablecloth no rabbits sitting around cluttering her home. I think you took the picture to be the ignorant Cunt that you are you took the picture of the table with the food on it and that little ham on the big white plate, whatever it’s looked better than anything you have ever slapped together. You don’t dare make fun of anybody especially because you’re a fucking pie look like something that first pie maker made at the age of 10. Oh yeah, you never got past the age of 10, so it kind of makes sense now , you big ugly, freckled yellow head Dunce! Duhhhhh! What we are saying here is at least her food looked nicer.
Just wondering Michelle. Did you notice how many trips Nathan disappeared into the bathroom? Bakers want to know lol we know he’s always sniffing around for laundry baskets Easter baskets. He wants the good stuff the laundry baskets.
We are all laughing that Bruce said to tell you that the fish wasn’t cooked through. Looks good on you moo there is nothing that you can do right. Enjoy your sandweeeech! Lying bitch all we could hear was mouth breathing and scarfing the food down your gizzardS. The colour of your hair just looks like one of the chickens I think it’s peanut you know that orange, yellow colour rusty. I hope you will never have to wear a wig one day because you’ll never get one that’ll fit that oversized melon of yours.
That is all….
Oh yeah, fuck off 
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| Heifer‚ Stubby‚ and Stunted QUOTE (Heifer‚ Stubby‚ and Stunted @ 2/4/2024, 17:55) "I Like to Help a Young Guy Out"
Seventy-five bucks
For what? We don't know!
Where will Nate spend it?
He has nowhere to go.
He only needs Cheerios
And Heifer just pays
Nate's legs have both atrophied
'Cause he just sits and he plays
(He doesn't use legs
Maybe just a small bit
Five steps to the bathroom
Thats really it)
(Moo takes him out rarely
Once every two months
He will walk at the Walmart
It's a lot, all at once)
Nate doesn't go to work
And his mom buys his food
He has no need for money
It's sad for the dude
It's just useless paper
That Moo'll (of course) hold
Nate has no hopes or desires
'Cept to play games 'til he's old
He doesn't need gas
Have a bill, or a car
He doesn't UberEats
Or go out to a bar
Not hanging with a friend
Or going out to have fun
No grabbing a snack
At the mini mart with Hon
Not a new pair of sneaks
Or a package of socks
No donations for Cancer
(Those suckers, kick rocks!)
He better ask him mom
For one powdered treat
He can't buy himself a donut
Moo'll TELL HIM WHAT HE'LL EAT!
He doesn't even know
What's in 7-11
Moo better not tell him
He may spend a dollar, or seven
And the money is Hers
Not Nates, "No, what for?"
She'll "Help a guy out!"???
Moo: Fuck you, FOREVERMORE!
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| I haven’t seen the latest one yet, but he probably left that Slobfat home so she doesn’t piss the king size bed again in the hotels!
He’s probably ashamed of the heifer and doesn’t want to be seen with that big ole Sweathog!
She can’t just go into any restaurant and get a seat that she fits in. That nasty greasy heifer is getting bigger by the day I seen the picture of whatever was on that plate looked disgusting. I had heard a bit. The whole dish had no rhyme or reason, it was quite a combination of odd bits of this and that yuck ! 🤢
They are the most boring people I have ever seen. I can at least say that Mr. Rogers ( Kevin) doesn’t fart in the kitchen like the methane midget.  |
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| QUOTE (Me&Sissy @ 30/3/2024, 21:01) That pic of the young moo ! ! Lolol
Thats beyond hilarious !! Well , That chubby little slut !
The only time she could run was when she was chasing down the ice cream truck, or to get away from the kids at school who wanted to slam her!
BTW BABOON you live in the neighborhood crack house and it is known as that! Bruce one of the fellas at work keeps us informed about the Asian lady who brings u fresh spring rolls weekly! She love u long time and she doesn’t mind that you are a midget. So when are you going to finally get rid of that greasy greedy gorilla at home? We know all your secrets and how you ditch that crap you’re lazy, ugly fat, lizard, tongue, wife sticks in a container for your supper at work, we have seen her shake chips that she spelled on the dirty kitchen mat and put them in a baggie in your lunch. Get out while they’re getting good because Scotty will scoop her up. He would be the only one to do so. Now we know why you like working nights lol we can’t stand you neither but anything would be better than what you have snoring at home as you sleep in the guitar room send that that pig out for two nights. Stay at a Jeep motel and tell her to take Nate. Bring your date home with you. I bet she wouldn’t eat or cook from your kitchen. It might be better for you to get a hotel as well lol, there’s lots to come bakers  |
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| It all began and started
When the Methane Midget farted
Poor Scott is too soft hearted
The Brydges Family..
The house is no museum
Nobody wants to come and see em
Let Jethro go and free em
from that riff raff family…
They’re goofy and smell skunky 🦨
That shack smells dirty and funky!
The whole place is dirty and junky
That dopey looking family… |
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| The reason Monkey Boy is going with them is because….Wait for it………………………………………………………….. Eve keeps the laundry hamper in the bathroom 😉 Seat Sniffer gets em fresh and ripe from the top!
On a serious note why can’t Baboon bring breaded fish and a baked potato for that Squirrely Simpleton? I wonder how many weeks old he was when Baloney Face introduced him to kool aid and Fruitopia?
Oh hey Skeleton Boy if you’ve been wondering where your mom’s 5X bloomers are, just ask Mighty Midget. He uses them as curtains in the chicken coop to keep the flies off the eggs! |
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| TrTrixie27 He usually brings his own chicken nuggets and fishy crackers lol 😂 It’s no wonder he’s so pimpled up and ghostly looking ugh . I’m sure the sugar pumps him up all the more and makes him act up even more!
Hey Heifer I bet that you weren’t even embarrassed asking the Walmart shelf stalkers to bring you two cases of pop. Especially with that 21-year-old goon standing by your side. Oh, such a proud moment.🙈
That’s her .. Hercules Hercules! |
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| When Jelly and Kevin stopped by Chicken Chokers house in Amherstfart Ontario., I think Jelly slipped on Moocheles bacon greased filthy floor and rammed her huge baloney face into the farting fridge  |
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| The key for the cuffs on her 13 inch feet. She is allowed out once every two weeks. I still don’t know why she drives because all you have to do is look at those fucked up eyeballs and you know that she’s a druggie !it’s good it’s so good.! She is create with Linda’s parrot 🦜 I give their friendship six months, and it will be like pink fairy, and everyone else that she fights with. Just look at her and you know that she still stands where the bus doesn’t stop!
No Easter Eve
to celebrate 🎉
No chocolate candied bunnies to give away …
More birds 🦅 to die
No kite 🪁 to fly
In fact it’s just another jellybean guzzling day
Eve just called to say …FUCK You
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| QUOTE (Heifer‚ Stubby‚ and Stunted @ 23/3/2024, 20:42) Thank you Gizz! We know every word is true!
Oh Thankyou HSS Keep em coming |
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| QUOTE (Heifer‚ Stubby‚ and Stunted @ 23/3/2024, 19:04) Get Some Neosporin/ Bruce on the Job
A whole group of fellas
They all gather round
And make fun of Bruce
For his four hundred pound
They're watching you Heifer
They see you and Bruce kiss
They're laughing so hard
Some actually piss
'Cause they know the real story
Bruce shares that you smell
Rarely you shower
Even then, it's not well
Your body can't bend
To clean your whole kitty
You can't reach you ass
So you always smell shitty
Your fupa's too heavy
To lift like you need
So you can't clean all in there
Now you've sores there that bleed
THEY REALLY HURT!
Those sores will not heal
They keep getting worse
They're infected I feel
Bruce told this discreetly
To Gizz's cousin, his friend
AND that he gets "a piece" nightly
While Heifers home in Depends
Bruce won't eat Moo's lunch
It goes right in the dump
His girlfriend brings food
They both eat, then they hump
They work the swing shift
So its really quite easy
To find a private space to do it
So what if its sleezy
I'm not making this up
Like sometimes I do
Gizz's cousin doesn't lie!
SO WE KNOW THIS IS TRUE
Bruce's honey at work
Her cookings top tiers
Bruce throws out Moo's "lunch"
Been doin' it for years!
Bruce imitates Moo
The way she waddles around
The workers laugh hard
Some fall to the ground
Bruce's girlfriends the best
So quiet and polite
She makes the best spring rolls
She doesn't bicker or fight
She has a good job
She doesn't look messed
Bruce says (like his Moo pop My life is so blessed"
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