The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by Nefarious Claundry

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    Ah yes Jen.
    The person who eats one of the most ethically questionable meats by accident and then buys a plastic ‘leather’ jacket which will last a couple of seasons at most.

    Saving the planet one purchase at a time like Jen!
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    Guys Jen has the magic 1%-er Garmin. Nothing bad can happen to her.

    It has fall detection just like an Apple Watch. If she slips on steep slope it inflates airbags around her so she doesn’t break a leg or crack her head open as she bounces to the bottom. No need to worry!
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    She’s really milking this trip for all it’s worth.
    Quantity over quality as usual with Jen.
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    So basically she was over her fad of hiking in the mountains before she even left Italy.
    These vlogs have been more and more boring as time went on.
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    I was going to say I can’t believe the clueless faux vegan bitch ate veal, the meat with the highest welfare concerns, but actually I can believe it.
    She never fails surprise with how uneducated she is.
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    5 prawns and some garlic mayo is definitely what you need after a 5 mile hike.

    I almost feel bad for her. She is so addicted to exercise she has to take trips to places she can physically punish herself.
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    Ha yes what’s that saying, if everywhere you go smells like dog poop, maybe check your own shoes!
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    The comment about influencer status has convinced me there are no genuine positive comments on her content anymore.
    I’m still laughing at the idea!
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    Stumbled across? How can you stumble across something you know it’s going to be there.
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    I think filming herself on the brink of a meltdown is really concrete evidence that she really believes the camera is her friend.
    The constant vlogging for a decade has damaged her.

    Edited by SteamingPileOfClaundry - 15/10/2021, 22:33
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    Trips on a 4-6 week delay, scoldings in real time. Got it!
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    I would have been embarrassed to go and eat in a public place when I was so sweaty that I could feel the sweat in my skin.
    And then wearing a hat in doors, talking to her phone/camera, thanking the waiter in English. Rude bitch.

    She is pathetic. I wonder if she was missing Don when she cried. I guess he was the one who usually took care of things and demanded princess treatment for her.

    I think maybe American culture is more laid back as far as dress codes etc? If most people were getting a cable car up there to have a nice lunch, then even not sweaty what she was wearing was probably not appropriate.
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    She could have gone to a fancy hotel somewhere with mountains in the US for all she seems to be enjoying Italian culture.

    I cringed so hard at the ‘I guess they don’t eat a lot of peanut butter here’ comment. Yeah no shit Jen, Italy isn’t just America with a funny language and more pasta.
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    I can’t believe my only fixed meeting of the week is on Wednesday afternoon. I can’t wait to get home, watch and read the snark!
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    I mean really we should give her credit for how far she has come. She wasn’t even sure you could heat soup in the microwave. :10:
380 replies since 17/7/2020
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