The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by Nefarious Claundry

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    QUOTE (RubADubBingingInTheTub @ 20/1/2022, 12:40) 
    All could’ve been avoided if she kept her kids medical information private. There was literally zero reason to share they had covid.

    Oh but the shame of Covid. We need our saviour St. Gene to tell us to be not shamed by the virus with a crown (or does the Disney variety of covid have mouse ears?)
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    The lady doth protest too much alway applies to Jen.

    The more time she spends explaining things the closer to the truth the bakery is.
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    Hey was that the much anticipated Town Hall?
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    Is she still talking? I hope some saint can summarise this twaddle marathon.
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    QUOTE (Bangle Bitch @ 17/1/2022, 18:49) 
    She bought a few home tests and continues to check every few days. PCR tests are harder to get now without waiting days at a pharmacy or clinic. She keeps doing it before she sees her parents again to make sure she’s not positive.

    She has a PCR test booked for today.
    The time line seems to be:
    Kids got sick, she went to Disney, she came home took over care of sick kids, sends kids back, she has a PCR test booked. When in there was she planning to see her parents.

    Nothing against people taking regular lateral flow tests, but why waste one when you have a much better test booked later that day.
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    QUOTE (Yetta @ 17/1/2022, 18:40) 
    QUOTE (SteamingPileOfClaundry @ 1/17/2022, 11:37 AM) 
    Why would you waste a lateral flow test when you have a PCR booked.
    She is such a fucking drama queen.

    Because $23.99 for 2 tests is nothing to Jen.

    I didn’t even think of the money, they are just in such short supply here because of Omicron that doing one on a whim seemed so wasteful.

    (We can usually just pick up boxes of 5 for free at a pharmacy or have them delivered to us. I didn’t know they had such a high value!)
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    Why would you waste a lateral flow test when you have a PCR booked.
    She is such a fucking drama queen.
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    QUOTE (VeganGingerbread @ 17/1/2022, 17:00) 
    I'm sorry, did Jen just preach something to the world about being of service????

    TAKE SEVERAL SEATS JEN.

    Ummm please remember that Jen is called to share her life by God himself and that is the way she helps the collective.
    (She also sponsors the arts…)
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    For the love of god Jen give the kids something other than MegaBloks (a baby/very young toddler toy) if you want them to be occupied while you high five your ‘friends.’

    How would anyone even know Winnie was in pain, that poor dog has never shown any emotion.
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    I caught covid at the beginning of December, I’m triple vaccinated and am only just feeling normal again.

    I had the barking croup-like cough for weeks and it was miserable. It hurt and I threw up from coughing more than once.
    Poor CC if she’s had anything like that. I can’t believe Jen was waddling around Disney in ugly dresses while her kids were sick. I’m sure Don is very capable at looking after sick kiddos, that isn’t the point. Sometime they just want a certain parent.

    Also the ‘strange deductions’ comment. How dare she say that about the work of the Bakery Intelligence Agency. The deductions were spot on.
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    That bitch did not just say they don’t go anywhere!

    I know this is not news to anyone but she is such a two faced manipulative lying bitch.
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    QUOTE (parrothead1 @ 31/12/2021, 19:59) 
    How many vacations/getaways did she have this year? I don't want to go back and count.

    One. Her entire life is a vacation from reality.
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    She did not just say Wogged on her Instagram! Maybe it doesn’t have the negative connotations in the US.

    My 82 year old uncle walks 5k every day. I don’t get why this is such a big deal to someone who runs marathons.

    I pretty much can’t with her anymore but the ‘wogged’ comment tipped me over the edge.
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    QUOTE (fiercelyprivate @ 1/12/2021, 23:25) 
    I feel like The Brits started it. It's always seemed to be a massive thing over there. They were all over it before anyone else.

    We’ve had advent calendars here for 100+years at least. Originally they were just paper and opened a window and got a tiny picture of bible scene or similar.
    Chocolate advent calendars appeared in the 70s. They were cheap and for kids, at least in the UK they were. You would literally get a teaspoon sized piece of chocolate in a seasonal shape. They were not that expensive.

    Then maybe in the last 20 years or so you could get them with more fancy chocolate and then in the part 10 or so years it’s been an explosion of all kind of crazy stuff.

    But yeah advent calendars have been a part of our culture for a long time, but until quite recently they were cheap or home made.
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    QUOTE (Narcissism101 @ 2/12/2021, 02:03) 
    QUOTE (TheHairyChild @ 12/1/2021, 06:42 PM) 
    When I was growing up, our advent calendar was one my mom made out of felt and beads and sequins and beads. It had a Christmas tree on top, with 24 pockets below. And each pocket had an ornament on it to pin to the tree. It was awesome! My little brother and I would take turns. One of us got the evens, and one of us got the odds. And then year to year, we’d switch who got evens, and who got odds.

    Same...my mom made one with felt and glittery ribbon and each pocket had an ornament to add. It was homemade, my brother and I shared it, and we re-used the same ornaments every year so once it was made, nothing more ever had to be spent on it.
    Sounds just like yours...I wonder if our mothers were the same generation and a how-to appeared in one of the popular women's magazines or something one year?

    We had one of those (actually still have it), I think my nana bought it. It came from Marks and Spencer.
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