The Gossip Bakery

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    QUOTE (WhereDoesDaddySleep @ 13/3/2024, 17:01) 
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    Well. That was dull. 10/10, don't recommend.

    :snickering:

    Thank you to the people who do the hard work of posting, watching, and recapping the snoozefest for the rest of us who refuse.
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    Tensleigh, do something.
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    Oops sorry for the misinformation on Spotify! Didn't realize it's a fifteen hour limit dang it.
    :blushing-smiley-emoticon:
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    Love Me Do is on Spotify... Just throwing this out there, Spotify has audiobooks. It's ten bucks a month and you get unlimited music and audiobooks. It's a really good deal. 🔥
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    Swiping through IG stories, that pic popped up, and I thought, "Who is that man? I don't follow him." Low and behold, it's Jenbo. Looking mighty testicular today.

    QUOTE (Party of 7 @ 10/3/2024, 20:02) 
    Ugh, that smug, punchable driving face.

    Remind me to never drive on the same roads as this entitled asshole.

    Filming herself and taking selfies. It’s fucking dangerous, you self-absorbed bitch.

    That and the way she composes it to make it look like a candid shot, like someone else casually took the picture. 🙄
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    Clean your own house and you won't have saddlebags.

    The more you know. ..::⭐
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    QUOTE (Regina Phalange @ 8/3/2024, 20:43) 
    Can anyone recommend a lipstick or stain that doesn’t budge? When going out, I’d like to have some color on my lips without having to reapply constantly.

    Revlon Colorstay Lip Suede Ink... This is one of my favorite lipsticks. Some people don't like the way it feels but I love it. You can put balm over it to make it more comfortable. My fav colors are "That Girl" and "No Rules"... Also want to try "Gut Instinct."
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    This IG post reminds me of Dear One... And all of the comments!

    www.instagram.com/p/C38UnkFxLM_/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
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    QUOTE (Friendlikejen @ 6/3/2024, 19:17) 
    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 6/3/2024, 18:06) 
    With Pandora & Corkcicle at the expo, it's like a time warp back to 2013

    WOOF warning--

    AM

    Wow 😣 that’s mostly sun damage on the cheeks right? What causes the discoloration on the eyelid?

    It's foreskin. We should probably start pixelating her eyes for people who are at work.
  10. .
    Geez, this has been a rough year for you. Cosigning what everyone else already said. 🙏 Take care of yourself. We'll be here for another redundant Disney vlog when you are well and ready.
  11. .
    Do you guys skip book club when the pick is a book you don't really want to read? Or do you push yourself to read it anyway for the preservation of the group?
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    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 4/3/2024, 19:24) 
    Why are none of her Patrons asking why it was such an intense winter??
    Not all Bakers are Patrons, but all Patrons are Bakers :shifty:

    :hearty-laugh: This should be the official Bakery byline in the header image and title metatags.
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    QUOTE (Hereditary Bunions @ 4/3/2024, 18:01) 
    Jen is really feeling herself on this come and say hi to me kick.

    Then she can't help but being her ugly self and says to ... use common sense about approaching her if she is in an intense moment.

    Jen unlike you, most adults have learned these very basic social skills. Just fuck off.

    I can't watch this shit, maybe later... Did she really say this?! An intense moment? Like crying and fist pumping her way across a finish line?

    She is just soooo famous and people are just clamouring to have the privilege of meeting her! Calm down, peasants!!!

    😂🤮😂🤮😂
  14. .
    "Punchable Face" would be a great username.
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    Either I was confused or she changed it... But I think she changed it.

    Who says they turned 40 in 2013? Just say you're 50.
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