The Gossip Bakery

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    She must read here because now her YT bio is different... A few days ago, I looked at her YouTube bio and it was worded something like this, "A few months ago I turned 40"... Now after reading your posts, I went back to the bio and it specifically says, "In July of 2013 I turned 40!"
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    These sales are getting ridiculous. Just run a sale for a two week cycle and be done with it! No daily schedules, no weird calenders, no big reveals, no faux-exclusivity hype. Too much work, it kills the interest.
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    🤮 this chick. In her YT bio it says she just turned 40... Clearly she is lying. She looks 50 with a bunch of plastic surgery.
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    QUOTE (Millennium Falcom @ 2/3/2024, 17:23) 
    I was not a fan of the old office (felt too boxed in for me) but it had warmth to it. Her choice on that office 100% came from the pottery barn catalog telling her how to place those pieces in a square room.

    This girl has no sense of self. Its almost sad. Almost. She can't even hang something on the wall without having personal trauma? lol wut? Get a therapist, get of social media, put the camera down.

    I believe copying Pottery Barn was both suggested and executed by Suzanne and Don.

    Jen's proven herself to be totally incompetent when it comes to decorating. She has trashed the Guardrail McMansion. The living room curtains look like fly traps you hang from the ceiling.
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    And WHY Ikea shelves? You have Don's money.
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    Why did her craft room at RM1 look so much better? Must have been Don's doing, not Jen's.
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    They are shoved right up to the corner of the wall...

    She did the same thing to the bookshelves! Shoved all of the books to one side with a bunch of extra space, then on the next shelf shoved the books to the other side, alternating each shelf.

    She did the same thing with those stupid medals. All shoved to one side with extra space on the rod.

    It looks cheap and childish.
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    We're neighbors! I went through the same exact thing last year. It IS anxiety inducing, especially when the doctors tell you to make an appointment with urgency but the same hospital won't even get you in for weeks. Sorry you're going through this. Try to block it out and then allow yourself to freak out on the actual day of the appointment... Easier said (by some idiot in the internet) than done... That's how I handled it. Thank God it turned out to be these little water lumps that come and go on their own... Kind of painful nodules ranging in the size of a pea to maybe almost a small walnut, that you can feel by massaging. Anyway, just throwing this out there in any attempt to help you calm down. Wishing you the best, keep us posted.
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    Does anyone have that picture saved of Jen caressing Jen in her arms, looking lovingly into Jen's eyes? I think someone PSed her face over Jasper's iirc...
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    QUOTE (BarefootNightmares @ 28/2/2024, 20:58) 
    If someone "celebrated" me for walking these dummy races I would think I was being mocked.

    Ooh BFN you tied your shoes and everything!

    I swear Dear One has at least mild level Munchausen syndrome.
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    She's doing her self-affirmations in the mirror, like her life-coach told her to do.
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    Maybe it was CC who gave her the sarcastic, "Yeah right, sooo cooool, mom. 🙄" D+T have probably made sarcastic comments in front of the kids. Kids aren't stupid and they are probably starting to give Jen not-so-flattering feedback of herself. They have no motivation to kiss her ass or put on airs.

    Gee, maybe it's not just The Bakery!

    Jen, Disney marathons are an accomplishment for people with disabilities, ongoing health issues, or even financial challenges... For a trust-fund baby doing her hundredth race, it is not an accomplishment. Getting up in the middle of the night to get your picture taken for a leisurely weekend at Disney again and again is not an accomplishment.

    You know what is an accomplishment? Self sufficiency, earning a living, buying your own house, being involved with your kids, none of these things are a part of your story! You've been handed everything your whole life!

    People don't celebrate you because of your untreatable narcissism. You celebrate yourself and your non-accomplishments (things the average person considers luxuries) to the point that it is obscene... It's like psychological masturbation for you to celebrate these things in the manner which you do (rubbing the world's nose in it). It's gross! Hence the existence of The Bakery. You are not normal. Your behavior is not normal, all of it is repulsive.
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    Another office update = never-ending shuffling of the hoard, like a crackhead in the night.
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    Gif'ed it

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