The Gossip Bakery

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    QUOTE (VeganGingerbread @ 4/1/2021, 04:12 PM) 
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    I'm sorry, but referring to Jen or any of these other planner yahoos as "professor" is insulting to anyone who's ever put the real work in to earn a doctorate degree.

    Please, it's even an insult to the Professor from Gilligan's Island.
  2. .
    QUOTE (doughy @ 13/2/2021, 04:05) 
    Is someone going to explain to Jen that telling her to grow up, stop whining, get a volunteer gig, and pay attention to her kids isn't considered hate speech?

    Jen vs The Bakery
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    I’d pay for Tensleigh’s behind the scenes Patreon, and would spring for the tier three level of drunk history (of his marriage to Jen) disorganized Don.

    (Looks like the day Jen deserved was one where a bunch of strangers live in her head rent free.)
  4. .
    I used to put more effort into my cat's bday parties.

    Poor kids.
  5. .
    Just watched the vid; it felt so tense with her parents there. The kids were sweet, though. Also, I officially have no life... I looked up the prices for the items Jen bought at Whole Foods; most of it for the birthday get-together, and some for Jen this coming weekend. So basically groceries for 3 days comes to about $130 before taxes.

    Whole Foods Groceries:
    Honey-Crisp Apples $11.07
    •*Tomato $1.40
    Sumo Citrus $7
    Basil $2.49
    Thyme $2.49
    Bananas $1.18
    *•Sweet Potatoes $3.98
    *•Avocados $3.98
    •*Red Onion $1.49
    *•Lime $0.49
    •*Chickpeas $5.58
    *•Epsom salt $6.99
    Raspberries $5.99
    Parmesan cheese $2.76
    Turkey pepperoni $5.49
    Canola oil $5.99
    Mayo avocado oil $7.49
    Crushed tomatoes $1.99
    Fire-roasted tomatoes $2.99
    •*Garlic & jalapeño olives $5.29
    •*Chocolate Hazelnut brownie $5.99
    Double-fiber bread $3.99
    Genoa Salami $5.99
    Provolone $5.99
    Prosciutto $6.39
    •*Tofu $2.49
    Broccoli Florets $4.39
    *•Oatly Barista $3.99
    *•Kombucha $7.48

    *•= Jen-specific groceries.
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    The next stop after calling the children ‘littles’ is calling Charlotte ‘Little Mama’. That phenomenon blew through my friends with children and it felt like they had all lost their minds. 🙄
  7. .
    TWO bottles of sprinkles? Who can even get through one within a decade?
  8. .
    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 9/1/2021, 19:25) 
    Jen Ross talking about wasting your one and precious life. HAHAHAHAHA

    Every time I think it is not humanly possible for Jen to lack any more self-awareness, she says “hold my mud love mug”.
  9. .
    I don't think Jen has stepped into her anger yet. She needs to feel angry with her parents for making her so ill-equipped for life, with Don for sheltering her from the real world, making everything too easy, and never pushing her to be uncomfortable, with her children for taking away her 5yo pwincess status and me time, and then finally she can feel furious with herself for being a slack-jawed bystander in life who always chose the easy route. I think that could be the biggest motivator for her to actually change. The only real glimpses of anger I've seen have been her brief comments about having to clean out the hoard she amassed in RM1 by herself, moving on her own, and snarky comments directed at her children & haters. I think there's a MOUNTAIN of repressed anger within her.
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