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.When she was busy ruining her marriage it never crossed her mind that she might end up single forever. How? Where did she think she would meet a millionaire who would cook for her? In an aisle at the Container Store?!
Honestly, I think that's exactly what she thought. Or rather, she gave it no thought at all. Her entire life things have just happened for her. Besides having to save babysitting $ for a pair of Doc Martens that her mother wouldn't pay for, her whole life has just magically been handed to her.
Upper middle class upbringing in which she lacked for nothing essential. College education handed to her. She lucked into meeting Don who had $$$ and she immediately got a bigger than average house and didn't need to work. She literally never thought about or had to work for anything in her life, and she thought a 2nd marriage would magically be handed to her as well. -
.In the recently posted video she is so open about dating but then I remember in a subsequent video / live she said she won’t talk about dating anymore (wants to keep it private). Now she seems disinterested altogether. What happened Jen?!
She made a couple of mentions of her future, dating life, potential suitors, etc., and said she was more likely to see a matchmaker than us dating app.
Short time later, she said her dating life would be private. Reading between the lines, the general consensus was that she had probably tried a service, but they took one look at her personality traits and requirements of potential dates and said thanks but no thanks, we don’t need you as a client. So she switched to “ my dating life is private” to save face -
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At this point I’m not sure why I bother but here it goes anyway:
Jennifer, listen to me. Again and more closely:
It is not Gavelston, it’s Galveston. We’ve been through this but you are apparently dumber than I thought.
Not GAV-el-ston
Not GALV-el-ston
It’s GAL-ve-ston. Sound it out and learn to say it correctly. -
Marnie Goldberg -- the Not So Incredible Stretchy, Skinny, Bloaty Woman of San Antonio Tx. Pt. 177 - MsGoldgirl.
Stumpy’s forehead is as big as the rest of his face. Is the photo stretched or is his forehead really that out of proportion?
Also, can someone remind me what Jake the not-lawyer is doing for work? -
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How lonely and depressed do you have to be to spend 80 minutes talking to a camera about nothing? -
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I’d love to see side by side pics of Tens and Jen. Jen in her new bikini and Tens maybe in that crocheted outfit she had on in the Mexico pic or something similar that shows off her figure.
*Mostly I just want Jen to have to see the two side by side when she’s stalking the bakery. I’m evil like that. -
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Just a guess here, but I think Don started going gray very early and Jen made him color his hair. That’s probably also why he never had facial hair.
Now that he’s escaped he’s let it go. Although it probably got worse during/after the divorce due to the ensuing stress. (“Donald the agreement says you pick them up at 6:00. If you show up at 6:02 again you’ll be hearing from my lawyer. And no, I don’t care that the road was blocked off due to an accident and that you texted me at 5:50 to let me know. 6:00 means 6:00”) -
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Jennifer, please listen:
1. It's GAL-ve-ston, not GAV-el-ston. You've pronounced it wrong in two videos now, and it's not even difficult to say. The mispronunciation isn't cute, it makes you sound stupid.
2. If you fly across the country for a trip, then by definition it is NOT a road trip. Doesn't matter that you drive around once you get there. It's only a road trip if you actually drive to your destination. The misuse of the word isn't cute, it makes you sound stupid.
And please stop saying B-roll. It doesn't make you sound like a professional videographer; it makes you sound like a pretentious asshole. -
.Bonus: She also mentioned a few other things that she mentions every single time: All the door DAYcor she takes, the bags of Goldfish, air tags in every bag, and her closet staging shelf.
what is a closet staging shelf?
It’s a dedicated shelf in her closet where she stages the things she’s planning to pack for an upcoming trip. In other words, where she sets things aside so she can see it all -
.She treats poor CC like a baby! Isn't she 8?!? What 8 year old girl is into the same lame stuff as her little brother?
Imagine 8 years from now:
CC: Mom, when we can we go to the DMV so I can get my license?
Jen: Now CC, you know you’re scared to death to drive, and besides, we have to wait til Donny is old enough to get his, too. -
Marnie Goldberg -- the Not So Incredible Stretchy, Skinny, Bloaty Woman of San Antonio Tx. Pt. 177 - MsGoldgirl.
Right? 000 isn't even a real size. What ultra-vanity sized line are these things from? -
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Someone earlier mentioned that she only packed one pair of shorts for herself. Maybe she started packing and could only find one pair that still fit her.
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.she thinks its some weird flex to put magnets of all the past cruises they have been on
good lord not one person gives a shit
She fall over backwards if she found out how many cruises I’ve been on. It’s WAY more than her 5, though none on Disney. -
.Omg, the cards that go with the rubber ducks 😂
Lucky, lucky
You found a
Duckie
Um…
Read the rules
You stupid
Fuckie
Please tell me one of her patrons has pointed out to her that Disney says no hiding things. -
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In the last thread I predicted all the things she'd mention in the packing video because the video is exactly the same every damn time she packs for a cruise with the kids. Jen is nothing if not predictable...
1. separate luggage for the kids, shown at 9:26
2. laundry on the cruise, 14:14 plus multiple mentions of pop-hamper and bringing her own detergent
3. packing cubes, and everything for the pre-cruise hotel night packed separately, missed the time stamp but yes she went on and on about this
4. extra outfit for each kid in her carry on, 16:53
5. hoodies for the plane, 18:50 but hold on to your socks, the kids will have fleeces, not actual hoodies hoodies.
6. extra room for souvenirs, 28:28
7. mommy bag, 18:56
8. they don't really dress up, 13:20, but she is bringing one dress for CC and one Hawaiian shirt for Donny, and--hold the presses--a couple dresses for herself
9. her new white baggy dress, 1:36
10. the white birkenstocks, 12:50, and we see her new sandals too. But she later says she decided to take one pair. I don't know about you all, but I won't be able to sleep tonight not knowing which pair she decided to take and which pair she decided to ditch
11. her new bathing suit, 1:36
Someone else, I apologize for forgetting who, added a few things to the predicted topics:
12. all the journals in her carry on, 21:00 but she actually decided they'll fit in her checked bag.
13. Mickey ears, 30:46, she's taking two pair
14. paired down toiletries- she didn't mention this. Did she pair them down or not? How can we live not knowing?!
15. Jasper, 21:00
16. all the crap she keeps in Blue, another shocker that she didn't mention this but made up for by the fact that she showed the cruise-only bin, where she keeps her special cruise pajamas, cruise purses, and cruise jewelry except her cruise jewelry wasn't actually in the bin.
Bonus: She also mentioned a few other things that she mentions every single time: All the door DAYcor she takes, the bags of Goldfish, air tags in every bag, and her closet staging shelf.
She never needs to make another packing video again, just post a story on IG with a link to all the prior exactly-the-same packing videos.
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