The Gossip Bakery

Votes taken by Narcissism101

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    Just wondering....is there any place to buy SaVORski crystals in GAVelston? What about Guacamo-LAY or DAYcor for your house?
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    QUOTE (Alimony and Wonder @ 27/3/2024, 22:08) 
    Remember her saying she wasn't the kind of person who could juggle multiple men? 🤣 She thought she'd have so many options.

    That was one of her biggest delusions ever, because she never stopped to think- where would these multiple suitors come from?

    She has zero friends who could set her up with someone they know, she has zero social life, through which to make connections and meet people. Doesn’t go to a church or a gym or a run club anywhere else that people congregate.

    Did she think some magic banner would just appear in the sky proclaiming that Jennifer Ross was on the market and men she didn’t know would trample each other to get to her front door?

    What a joke.
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    You’ll never convince me that’s not code for Ozempic or some similar drug. It’s just controversial so she doesn’t want to say it.
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    QUOTE (Millennium Falcom @ 3/25/2024, 01:44 PM) 
    She will also talk about
    - her carry on with all her journals and on the go of memory keeping supplies *insert talk of scissors here*
    - the mickey ears she bought or is taking for herself, she would be happy to buy them for CC if she expresses interest
    - will mention the toiletries that she is taking which is paired down from the woowoo bs she uses at home
    - Jasper!!!
    Bonus points for mentioning the crap she keeps in her adventure vehicle blue.

    Yes, forgot to mention those additional things, thanks for adding to the list. Someone should make a bingo card for the packing video with the stuff you and I listed. Everyone's a guaranteed winner!
    :jolly-smiley-emoticon:
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    No need to watch next week's Pack and Chat, here's the synopsis based on the last 4327 Disney cruise packing videos that are all. exactly. the same:
    -separate suitcases for the kids because they're older now and want their own
    -she's planning to do laundry on the ship. But she'll still pack enough outfits for every single day.
    -she'll use packing cubes to separate what they need for the 1 pre-cruise hotel night so they don't have to unpack their entire suitcases
    -carry-on bag will have a complete extra outfit for each kid, including socks and undies, just in case
    -everyone will have a hoodie with them on the plane
    -there will be extra room for souvenirs (spoiler: the kids will have to choose which souvenirs to leave behind)
    -Jen will have a "mommy bag"
    -everyone will mostly be in shorts and t-shirts all week because they don't usually dress up.
    -but she'll take her new baggy white dress and sandals
    -her white birkenstocks will make an appearance
    -will she take her brand new, too small bathing suit to wear in public? Guess we'll have to wait for the answer to that one
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    QUOTE (Livi! @ 3/24/2024, 04:53 AM) 
    Cutting her hair will do it some good, but it won't make her have more hair. She needs to figure out the cause of her massive hair loss and treat it.

    It won't make her have more hair, but at the length it is now it's incredibly stringy looking because probably 80% of it is broken off much higher up. If she'd get it cut in a chin length bob, and maintain it that way for a while, it would appear thicker because she'd be getting rid of the stringy mass that hangs below.
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    Any chance this rather sudden decision to move to VA is because someone reported Eve’s educational needs being neglected? And instead of toeing the line they found a convenient excuse to move to another state?
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    Maybe the jeans are a size 16 and her thumb was covering the 1 so she read it as 6.
    :hearty-laugh:
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    QUOTE (pinksims @ 3/22/2024, 04:12 AM) 
    A personal trainer would be able to create an exercise and diet plan for her to accommodate her hip and foot issues, help her to get fit, and also lose a bit of weight.

    And therein lies the problem. A personal trainer would not okay breaded & fried food pre-race (or ever, really), endless sweets, entire pints of Ben & Jerry's, serving bowl sized salads, multiple entrees at one restaurant sitting, empty carbs etc.
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    By the way Jen, stop lying and saying you don't care about your pace. You very clearly DO care about your pace. If you didn't, you wouldn't mention your finish time or your pace at all, wouldn't go on and on about your run/walk intervals, wouldn't mention that your prior time was slowed by the fact that you stopped for more character photos etc. Droning on about all that? It means you very much care about your pace and we see through your lies.
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    OMG. Her average pace is faster than walking but apparently she thinks that means she ran the race. She walked a significant portion of the race, which means she did not run the race. JENNIFER YOU ARE NOT A RUNNER!

    Option 3 should read "Get the finish line at your own pace."

    Edited by Narcissism101 - 3/21/2024, 01:38 PM
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    She said she was so surprised she was able to run a half marathon when she just started running again seven weeks ago.
    Bitch please! You did NOT run a half marathon. You alternated walking and jogging. That’s not the same thing, LOL
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    My cleaning ladies are due here any minute but I don't feel like leaving the house. So I'm just ::gasp:: admitting to you all that I have cleaning ladies so I don't have to hide it by telling you I'm going to Starbucks for no reason at all.
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    QUOTE (Queen Beeeee @ 19/3/2024, 00:33) 
    There are places here in England that do salt baths , floatation tanks and cryotherapy where you pay per session.

    The cryotherapy is ice cold but not water. Continuous cold temperature that you pay for a specified number of minutes. It's like a shower unit with a built in seat.

    Surely you must have them in the US?

    Yes, we have cryotherapy places here in the US. I’ve done it a couple times, but couldn’t see any real benefit.
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    QUOTE (_withblunder_ @ 18/3/2024, 21:42) 
    QUOTE (ShiseidoCottonPad @ 3/18/2024, 06:49 PM) 
    ^ Oy! I didn't think of that and it is a OLW launch-

    Which one is Jen considering. Screenshot%202024-03-18%201.48.03%20PM

    Either one is a stupid purchase if you already have a bathtub.

    But remember this is Jen we’re talking about, the queen of single purpose items. Different cups for each type of beverage, different undies for each type of workout etc. I guess it’s silly to think she’d just use the tub in her bathroom because that is clearly only for hot baths.
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