The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by Narcissism101

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    QUOTE (RossManor2.0 @ 4/19/2024, 02:55 PM) 
    She's wearing jeans to the park again today. I'm going to guess whoever said the dick shorts don't fit was right. Can't wait to hear her bitch about the heat in every vlog.

    That was me. And as of 4pm EDT it's currently 90 degrees in Orlando. No sane person would be wearing jeans, and by sane I mean a person who owns shorts that fit. Jen clearly has outgrown hers.
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    QUOTE (Party of 7 @ 4/19/2024, 01:24 PM) 
    She gave herself away again when she said “I’m usually around a medium in pants lately.”

    Jenny, that is definitely not “somewhere between 4 and 6”.

    So beyond delusional. So very unwell.

    Exactly!! 0-2 is XS, 4-6 is S, 8-10 is M, and 12-14 is L. She's at least a 10, based on her bathing suit picture.
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    QUOTE (hardswallowtsk @ 4/19/2024, 12:12 PM) 
    they are not real jean denim - they have stretch in them. thats how she can squeeze herself into a vanity sz 4. also, thy market to her age group who are all about sizing...in reqlity she's a 10-12

    No wonder they are one of her spring favorites- with the vanity sizing and stretch she can wear a 4. But Jennifer listen up- we saw your bathing suit photo and your double chin. People who are a REAL size 4 do not look like that in a bathing suit and they don't have double chins. You are fooling no one, you are simply delusional.
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    The jeans company is taking vanity sizing to a whole 'nother level. We saw her body in the bathing suit and it is NOT a size 4 by normal standards. Maybe the company sizes their clothes like Chicos, where a 4 is the equivalent of something like XXL.

    Nice try Jen, but show yourself wearing a pair of size 4 jeans from a standard jeans company, like Levi or Seven, go ahead- we'll wait.
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    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 4/19/2024, 10:47 AM) 
    thanks for uploading the pics :thumbs-up:

    IMG_5119

    Beefy has a double chin now.
    :b_wink:
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    Note to Jen- you can’t eat your way to happiness, and you can’t spend your way to happiness. Get help.
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    Did she get too big and the dick shorts don’t fit anymore? Is that why she’s wearing jeans on a day when it’s hot AF?
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    She had a huge order of avocado toast, and still had to go get a huge donut because she needs her sugar fix. She lamely tried to justify the donut by saying the avo toast was super spicy so she HAD to have something else to "offset" it. What a bunch of bullshit. Piggy just likes her sugar and can't go without.
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    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 4/17/2024, 11:21 AM) 
    Showing the backpack clip she failed to fix--she really thinks every moment of footage is so precious and she MUST include it. Cut out 40 mins of this crap!

    She turns on the camera and then babbles out her entire stream of consciousness. She's bored and lonely and saying her every thought out loud has become her coping mechanism.
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    I bet the more her parents thought about it, they decided no way do they want to live 24/7 with the chaos that is Meghan and a bunch of kids. It's also possible that her siblings weighed and were like, "so if mom and dad put their $ in a house with you, what happens when they're gone? How do we get our share of the inheritance back out of the house?"
    So then they're back to figuring out how to afford something on their own that's big enough, with Mike probably saying "and no major reno needed cause I'm done with that for the time being." So they're stuck roaming around in a tiny RV. Is there any storage at all for the kids clothes in it?
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    There is no excuse for her not to have 2-3 weeks worth of videos in the pipeline, ready to go at a moment’s notice.

    Anything she mentions in the Monday update should already be filmed and edited and sitting in the queue.

    She’s such a lazy, procrastinating bullshitter.
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    That silver bag looks so cheap- like something a preteen would carry from Claire's. (And no Marnie, I'm not saying that because I'm jealous. It's ugly. I could afford a real Gucci bag but see no need to waste money on one)
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    QUOTE (AirportHashBrown @ 4/15/2024, 12:55 PM) 
    Certified intuitive reader... :hearty-laugh:

    translation: Certified money taker from suckers
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    QUOTE (ZizizouzouTWO! @ 13/4/2024, 18:54) 
    Stupid fuckie has never been more appropriate, as she stuffed herself in that awful outfit, looking like she thinks she’s hot shit.

    Well, it’s the color of baby shit so she’s technically not far off.
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    Has she reviewed the Airbnb yet? Did she mention the indignity of being asked to turn off the hose?
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