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Posts written by Narcissism101

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    She said Winnie dying is the reason she stopped memory keeping. Bitch please, you've been 2-3 years behind on December Daily for years now.

    p.s. If you want to do a cold plunge, fill your ginormous bathtub with cold water and dump in a couple bags of ice. Instant icy water, and you don't have to figure out where to put it, how to drain it, or do anything extra to clean it because your cleaning ladies already do that.
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    QUOTE (Identifying as Single Mom @ 17/3/2024, 15:01) 
    She just makes shit up, overcomplicates a 5k, to sound like an expert on running, when she is anything but.

    What do you expect? This is the same delusional drama queen who takes salt tabs and hydration gels to mostly walk a 5k. She’s a joke.
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    I’m guessing that she can apply for a license in VA by submitting her NC credentials and paying a fee.
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    QUOTE (Bespoke Poop Shovel of Vitriol @ 3/16/2024, 05:26 PM) 
    Oh, this is TRAGIC! 😂😂😂

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    She acts like she's winning gold in Paris this summer
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    Anyone notice that every time an idea was suggested for a meet up, that no matter what it was, Jen would quickly mention how expensive it would get if they did it. I'm not saying she's wrong, but she just automatically assumes that none of her patrons could possibly afford the things/places/activities that she can. What a smug, bratty little bitch!
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    QUOTE (ShiseidoCottonPad @ 16/3/2024, 03:36) 
    Narcissism101 If I gifted you the Arabian Nights purple leggings would you tally just one month in Jenbo land? What if I throw in the sports bra? and a velvet hanger hook from the Container Store so they are pivot front and center in your laundry?

    eta why does it keep auto-correcting claundry to laundry. What's next---loftice to office?

    I might consider a one time only “update” but only if you swear to never pretend to send me anything from CA ever again! 🤣
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    QUOTE (ZenJen @ 16/3/2024, 02:10) 
    Did I miss what happened to her Peloton clothes collection? Didn’t notice any of it in the closet video. She had/has SO much of that too!

    If you aren’t buying an entire Peloton wardrobe only to trash it and replace it two years later with an entire Crowned Athletics wardrobe, what are you even doing with your life?!
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    QUOTE (bitchybetty @ 3/14/2024, 12:36 PM) 
    I'm wondering why so many of you thought that the house wouldn't pass an inspection? The Knorpps had to pull a lot of permits throughout the process of refinishing this home. Permitted work in my area is inspected upon several times and you are told of any changes that need to be made. Most of what Mike did isn't rocket science, and he did mention a few times how he had to fix things that the inspectors told him about. I mean, I would obviously get it inspected and appraised if I were buying it, but since it was all permitted work I don't think the new buyer needs to worry too much. I've seen worse work done by "professionals".

    A buyer's inspection isn't really a pass/fail thing; it's basically a write-up of the description of the house. The buyer can use the results to leverage a better deal. And on multiple occasions I've paid for an inspection on a new home that had cleared its construction permits/inspections, yet my inspector found a laundry list of little details that weren't to code. The official town/county inspectors who clear permits are often overworked and don't have the tine to devote to going over everything with a fine-toothed comb the way a good buyer's inspector does, so they often miss some things.
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    QUOTE (YoYoWhaaatYooow @ 3/15/2024, 03:23 PM) 
    I am aghast at the things she has purchased, tags still on that she has just never used. Bunnies for the kids, never given. What the hell is actually wrong with her.

    Answer: She has a shopping addiction.
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    That video is 45 min of a case study of an emotionally stunted, spoiled rich child in need of a psychiatrist....

    -the compulsion to keep buying crowned sets when she already has over a dozen
    -the compulsion to keep buying fitted tanks she admits she doesn't like
    -the compulsion to keep the dozens of race techs she admits she rarely wears
    -the hoarding
    -the indecision
    -the manic behavior
    -the impulse purchases
    -the inability to return things

    She is struggling and unable to cope. Jill & Gravy- get help for your daughter.
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    QUOTE (Blue-tah Trunk Celery @ 11/3/2024, 17:37) 
    I need help identifying what it is when you make videos proclaiming you have no friends, buy books about having no friends and then tell people you had brunch "with a friend".

    It reminds me of recording yourself saying that you do not drink, complain that your family "imbibes" and then recording yourself drinking a Moscow Mule, margaritas with tacos and drinking in Disney.

    Like crying over baby cows. Again.

    Likewise, I just watched her Fri video where she said she doesn’t like/eat pork except occasionally bacon when out to breakfast, then a few min later she mentioned she had something with ham in it that morning. Then again, maybe she’s too stupid to understand that ham is pork.
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    I’m on vacation with my cager so I’m behind this week…. Bespoke Poop Shovel of Vitriol I’m so sorry for your loss.
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    My fantasy:
    Her parents leave their money in trust for the grands, and in light of her spending habits, named Don as the trustee instead of Jen

    Jen’s financial planner steals all her money a la Madoff

    Jen goes crying to Don who tells her to go get a job. Then she begs Poopsie if he’s still alive and he laughs in her face and tells her to get TWO! jobs
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    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 29/2/2024, 15:55) 
    the way she referred to it as an OBVIOUS accomplishment made me lol

    like obviously she did something huge here you guys!!

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    The obly thing she accomplished was spending a ridiculous amount of Don’s money to participate in a non-race “race” and buy a shit ton of junkie overpriced merchandise, fast food and sugary desserts while there.
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    You rang? (In response to this entire thread so far)

    I mean, simultaneously not giving a fuck about attending your young kids birthday parties, while also complaining loudly that no one applauded and celebrated your stupid non-accomplishment? It’s textbook narcissism.
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