The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by Good Ol’ Suze

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    I love that the Rosses were calm and coddling during the divorce process, and then as soon as Don was in the clear, they just said NO to Jen for the first time ever.

    Loving it!!
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    QUOTE (SingHo!toDons2ndWife @ 6/21/2022, 09:41 AM) 
    It’s very on-brand for the Ross robots.

    I went to a musical over the weekend and the sign announcing the understudy reminded me of a note they could’ve easily slipped to ol Granny Ross: “The role of Mrs Ross III will be played by Tensleigh with the good hair tonight”.

    And that's how stars are made. The lead thinks too highly of themselves, thanks they are irreplaceable, and the understudy gets a chance to shine.
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    Caged Jen was such a happy Jen.

    Uncaged Jen is a bitter miserable shrew.

    Funny how that happened
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    QUOTE (MissMiss @ 6/21/2022, 09:37 AM) 
    Does anyone else find it weird that someone else is living Jen's life or is it just me? It's as though she never existed. I realize she brought this all on upon herself but damn it must hurt to see how happy everyone is without you.

    Jen is in total agreement with you. She fully expected to be the focal point of Ross life...forever.
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    Aunt Julie is Suzanne's sister, and this is a Ross family gathering
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    RossFamilyFunVersusPityPartyForOneLikeJen
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    Sidling up to my mod (love) podium for a sec...

    Thank you to the original sharer of the photos, you handled this perfectly. The photos were then shared by PMs, and no one's inside source was blown.

    You are the Baker of the month!!

    Requests in the thread were kept to a minimum, and I think everyone has been served at this point.

    Muffin Party for all :glitter_cupcake_with_cherry_smi
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    Jen flounced out of the Ross Show, like she was going on to bigger and better things. Yeah, not so much.
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    Jen's need for sympathy exceeds her ability to shut up
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    Jen is the same gray/pink tone that is her bedroom colors. It is not good.

    And get up off the floor, sheesh.
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    Jen tells herself that all the crap in her garage/basement has value and is important, because she cannot conceive that she bought it all in a fugue state of BUY IT ALLLLLLLLL. And she didnt have a purpose beyond that.
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    to summarize Jen's 'funk' regarding SM. She is pissed that she has people who aren't kissing her butt sufficiently, she is still living under the delusion that she can remove her videos from being posted for satire, and she is greatly annoyed that she no longer has long suffering Donald to tell her how great she is and to ignore the meanies.

    Seriously, lady, just post whatever, collect money from your marks, and laugh all the way to the bank.
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    It was 100% terrifying when Jen asks the camera (in her fake perky/overly breathy voice) did YOU have a nice weekend?!??
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    Jen, you know who had a 'challenging' Father's Day?

    Men who have lost a child, men who cannot be a father, people who have lost their dads, people who had awful fathers.

    Your Fathers Day was fine, you are an insensitive idiot.
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    There are plenty of charities in Jen's area, the big national ones and small ones. Jen chooses to not donate. She would rather hoard things that have no use for her because they are 'too good' (for the poors) to give away.
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