The Gossip Bakery

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    No vlog so far tonight. I was watching something on another YT channel when an ad came on for Portal Videos and it was Anna, Alessia and Andrea on a video call with A's Mum. I have never seen them on any other normal ads before, only what they do as part of their own vlogs. I think that scene was on one of their vlogs some time ago, I don't think it was meant to be an ad then but I could be wrong. If they are starting to do normal ads outside their vlogs, with J doing car ads and now Anna doing this, they must be getting desperate. They will need to try a bit harder and put some effort into it if they are going to do proper ads from now on!
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    Stupid clickbait tonight: "Our nanny left us", but it's not the current nanny, it's the Brazilian one they had ages ago and he mentions her because she sent Eduardo a (pink doll-related!) present. J even goes on to mention Natasha, whom they have never mentioned since she left, but he doesn't finish what he was going to say because Emilia comes in, interrupts and takes over the limelight as she always used to. They just let her get away with rudely interrupting as always. He then asks her "Who's your favourite nanny?" which is so stupid and very unfair on the current nanny and any other ones to ask a child that and on camera for all to hear. E1 says it's "Heimy" (pronounced like "Amy"), the Brazilian one. Jonathan just doesn't have any common sense or respect for anyone else at all. The current nanny took all four kids to Brighton completely on her own and she has done so much since she started. I was rather hoping she was leaving so she could escape from all the madness!
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    Why did he let the two As go into the garden without shoes and socks and in pyjama bottoms on a freezing cold day and when the grass was wet? He went out in his white socks and no shoes. They were going to go on the bouncy castle but it is still freezing weather not to be dressed in proper trousers, shoes and socks when they go out to it! Then, they walk into the house afterwards with their dirty, wet feet!

    Anna had about half a cup of vegetables for 6 people in her pasta dish!

    Yes, sorry, that instagram story has now come up on my computer, it wasn't showing when I looked earlier!
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    QUOTE (Saul Goodman x @ 12/4/2021, 09:39) 
    J and A are cruel in his Instastories where both tell Eduardo that because an Elsa doll was left outside it's started snowing, J took pleasure in saying they were supposed to go to Brighton beach today but can't anymore. J asked if he'd learned his lesson not to leave toys out there (even though E2 had already said it was Alessia who left the doll out there), then E2 started crying and J laughed at him.

    He seems to have removed that story with him making E2 cry; he's probably seen some criticism. This is a past "father of the year"; pity there's not an award for "worst father of the year"!
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    Every single one of Eduardo's birthday presents was related to dolls:, Barbie, LOL and Frozen, as predicted. Looks as if both grandma's and Oma's presents were also but I guess Anna gets presents on their behalf. There was a pink Barbie doll cake, pink plates and decorations. Good job his only friend at the party was a girl. There is no reason at all why they shouldn't give him some cars, etc. Remember when Andrea was given a garage and Eduardo was very interested and keen to play with it? Of course, if he asks for a doll, he can be given one but why not be more balanced and give him a mixture of presents, rather than every single present being doll-related?

    It is A & J who drive the narrative, not Eduardo; they have always influenced him in this way. And, as for the other kids, it's all plastic rubbish, nothing to stimulate learning or interest in anything else. Emilia could not be bothered even to wish Eduardo a Happy Birthday and he noticed it although he was very sweet to her later on. He also said he just wished to go downstairs without having to wait. Why can't they let their children act naturally for just once without having to wait purely for the vlog and for Anna and Jonathan's wish to do a You Tube style birthday like all the other YouTubers? I think E2, and maybe E1, are beginning to realise what their parents are doing. Life is for living, not just for the camera. One day, they may get to the end of their "shelf-life" as J put it and realise they have never really lived or allowed their children to live a normal and natural life!
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    J being his usual inarticulate self today and inserting "you know what I mean" and "like" after every other word, (with his eyes darting all over the place as usual when he tries to look serious), makes Prince Philip's death all about himself and how he'd feel if he was left alone. He then, in the words of Basil Fawlty, "states the bleeding obvious" by saying that "every life has a shelf life."!!! Mind you, he did, for once, make two statements that are true: "I'm just a silly You Tuber" and "I'm just an idiot." Congratulations on managing that, Jonathan!
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    QUOTE (Daankaa @ 9/4/2021, 18:34) 
    Anna chasing Eduardo around with that wasabi had me fuming! She is absolutely nuts!

    What a stupid woman. Wasabi is extremely strong even for an adult, let alone children, it can feel like stinging or burning and can even affect the eyes and nose. She even wanted A1 to try it. Then, she bribed the two Es with yet another present and of course, E1 can't resist that! Then, they have to film E1 with her mouth open and showing her tongue. Just despicable. Will J and A ever grow up and be responsible?

    And she's hanging out of the top of her dress again in the thumbnail.
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    QUOTE (Jonathan’s Dead Tooth @ 8/4/2021, 22:55) 
    I don’t know about Eduardo. Sometimes he does seem excited to wear dresses and dressy shoes, but lots of times when he’s not being filmed you can see him in pants and tops like Andrea wears. One thing is for sure- they really do make the most of it. I mean, if they’re so progressive and open minded, why is it such a big deal? Why not just let him wear what he wants and let it be a normal thing? The fact that they have made it into such a big deal is weird, but typical $$$ angle.

    Eduardo may or may not genuinely prefer to wear feminine clothes, etc. It could just be that he had an older sister and enjoyed playing with her toys/clothes as they did not appear to provide any "boys' toys". Also, when they first showed him in a dress, J said Eduardo had "put on" a dress. At that stage, he was just a toddler, barely more than a baby, and was incapable of making a choice or of dressing himself. Eduardo is still not old enough to give consent to being shown in wigs and dresses or to understand how this could cause him being laughed at or bullied at school. He also does not understand what being gay or trans means which are also points J has introduced. If E2 eventually decides he is gay or trans, that is purely his own choice and is not something anyone else should try to influence. He should be allowed to choose for himself in his own time when and if to tell the rest of the world and not to have his idiot father impose it on him and reveal it to the public without his consent which he is too young to give. J and A have no respect for their children's privacy and are consequently damaging all of them considerably by exposing absolutely everything to strangers when they are below the age of consent. They are inventing narratives for all their children, purely to make themselves look good and to fulfil their greed for money and possessions. They are, however, just revealing their complete lack of understanding, lack of parental skills and responsibility and total lack of empathy for their children. They are setting the children up for a very difficult future and they will end up hating their parents for what they have done to them. What J is succeeding in doing, which is the polar opposite of what he sets out to do, is to prove how ignorant he is of all these subjects and how he is completely devoid of understanding of and respect for anyone who may be gay or trans.
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    Those two idiot parents succeed in making everything they touch, ugly. They did it with the house and garden and now they are even doing it to their children. Why on earth would they want to straighten E2's hair? It looked lovely the other day, very natural. Now they have straightened it for some ridiculous reason and it looks awful. J tells Eduardo it looks cool and so of course he believes him and is pleased. Both E2 and A1 now look like waifs and strays as Alessia's hair was straightened too. I can't understand why they would be so stupid. I begin to wonder if J is jealous of Eduardo's good looks and A is jealous of Alessia. They are the most immature, stupid parents I have ever seen.

    Andrea hasn't a clue what J is talking about and he asks him the most stupid questions which Andrea can't possibly answer so he just stands there looking vacant. Neither J nor A respect their children, they don't know how to communicate with them and I doubt if either of them has ever had a real or loving conversation with any of them. Their whole life is just for the vlogs and is totally fake. Imagine having to live like that! When the kids are teenagers and when they have seen more of how real families communicate, they are going to rebel big time. That will be worth watching but I only hope the kids survive and are not too damaged but it seems very doubtful. If they can still afford it, I can imagine that J and A will just try and placate them with money and expensive gifts to keep them quiet.
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    They know they will get a lot more criticism if they put E2's birthday on the main channel as he will no doubt be in a dress and sparkly shoes with the very ugly hair extensions. However Eduardo turns out, whether he likes feminine clothes, etc., or not, he is going to hate the way they made him look ugly in every single one of those vlogs and Tik Toks and would see how much better looking he was as himself. How can a parent enjoy making a beautiful child look ugly?
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    I bet the bouncy castle owners would be delighted to see adults on it as well as children!

    Anna watches Andrea get on it and then walks off. Surely someone should be there watching such a young child! They are too far away to do anything in an emergency.

    When Anna is filming from a distance, she sees J telling E2 off about something and then says "People say we don't punish our children but we do, we just don't show it on film as it would not be nice for them to look back on". What about all the other far worse and embarrassing things that have been filmed and that that they will see? Also, they told everyone about the cold shower and the reason why Alessia was punished but that's OK for her to look back on, I suppose, and she'll also see how they lied about what they had done a few days later. They don't show much brain power if they don't think about all the things that are recorded for their kids to look back on in the future, including all the lies and excuses!
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    Alessia looks totally unexcited about her birthday and doesn't interact with the others at all. She ignores all the questions, e.g. "Do you like it?" Maybe she knows it's all just for the vlog so she won't bother. The kids hardly ever answer Anna anyway as they know she's not really interested. Eduardo looks so pale and tired and was no doubt woken up by Andrea at 5am. The only child to say much was Emilia, of course, but she has to make everything about her. She comments on every present, and it's always connected to her in some way. Apart from the present from Oma which was a dress, all the other presents were plastic and most to do with Frozen. They all live in the SJ equivalent of a plastic Disney Wolrd. There was nothing remotely educational, no books or anything. At four, they could give her something to stimulate an interest in the real world, in nature and animals, or something she could use to be creative, but no, they would never do that. Alessia may well grow up with the same appalling ignorance of the natural world that Jonathan has.

    Jonathan says he's an introvert but makes himself become like a comedian. He says Eduardo and Alessia are like him on the inside. However, it's obvious to us that Eduardo has a caring, sensitive side which one never sees in Jonathan but I think he's right about Emilia being like Anna on the inside. She seems to have inherited Anna's self-obsession and spitefulenss, I am sorry to say it but it's true and I know it's not really her fault but nobody bothers to talk to her about it, they would rather encourage it!

    All their birthdays are about getting a reaction for the camera, nothing else at all.
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    Yes, disgusting to say that about his family who always seem so pleasant. Fancy saying after he's seen them that he wonders why they bother to meet and to say that on a public forum that they probably watch. Maybe they have told him a few home truths; I really hope so. They seem to have much healthier attitudes to bringing up their own children and his mother has always been pleasant despite Anna having been so spiteful and J completely disregarding her wishes when he was determined to visit and vlog about it when her partner was dying. They have also been mean about his father. I also remember his father and his partner being so happy to give dressing gowns to all the kids and never once did they show them wearing them. He does not deserve to have such a nice family. As you say, he has often lied about his upbringing and having been disadvantaged but the house they lived in looked lovely and they had holidays abroad, etc. He was just trying to get sympathy. He is clearly the "black sheep" of the family. I bet they have had to put up with a great deal of nonsense from him and Anna over the years. They keep in with Anna's mother although all three of her daughters seem to have psychological issues and yet J's family all seem well grounded, apart from Jonathan.
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    I have never heard such bolony and such a load of lies as on today's vlog where J and A talk about their decision to cut right down on the number of general YT vlogs in order to do more on a Members' Only channel. Their reasons about how YT has changed and how their channel has always been about them and not the children; how they have " clear boundaries" and that they keep so much of their children's lives private are complete falsehoods! They say they have never done "over-shaing" of their kids' lives! Do they think all the viewers are utter idiots who have not seen and heard them doing the exact opposite for so many years? They have had no boundaries whatsover and have over-shared just about every single aspect of the children's lives and everone knows that.

    J said he is not bothered about viewing numbers and that he could go out tomorrow and get half a million more views. Oh, yes? We have seen his utter desperation and we all know that if he were capable of that, he would do it immediately. It will be interestung to see just how many real fans they have who are willing to pay for their rubbish. I can't see that saving them!

    It is obvious that hardly any brands will touch them now so he knows he will not be able to get any good deals to raise more money and no doubt, the management team chucked him out and told him why, so he is going down the patron/membership route. I can't see it lasting long at all and in no time, he'll be changing his mind again and stopping when he gets complaints from disappointed fans. He never delivers or keeps his promises.

    They are pathetic, lying, deceitful individuals and all the fans will get on the new channel will be more of the same old rubbish. The end is clearly in sight for the SJs!
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    I am surprised she can take E1 to a piano lesson at the moment as it's in someone's house and presumably they are not in a bubble. Maybe it's OK, though not essential, I'm not sure!

    I just watched Zoe's latest blog. I don't usually watch her and I used to find her irritating, especially when Mark was around as they giggled so loudly like a couple of teenagers. However, she seems to have matured a lot. She did a long vlog which included a paid promotion for skin products. She put in so much more effort than A or J do when they do ads. They can hardly be bothered to mention the products and it's pretty obvious that they don't use them and are not interested. Zoe seemed really enthusiastic and she obviously does use the brand she was promoting. She really took the trouble to make an effort for the money she is getting. In addition, although she has never seemed to be very educated, she can manage to speak quite articulately and to get out full sentences without endless repetition and being distratcted every other second and she didn't forget what she was going to say as Anna always does. Zoe was so very different from Anna who is older than her and has had more life experience, 4 children, etc. A and J are so immature even in comparison with someone like Zoe. What with Anna's and J's lazy attitude to vlogging, their inarticulate rambling and constant stupid clowning, you would think they were teenagers, despite Anna looking about ten years older than Zoe, as J actually is. It's no wonder that very few brands, and no major ones, use A and J. Why anyone would pay them to do an ad is beyond belief. They are almost insulting to the companies when they do ads. Good for Zoe for becoming an adult at last. I don't think J and A are capable of change and they will always come across as fakes.
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