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Posts written by ClingingToUtah

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    QUOTE (A little North Shore birdie @ 31/10/2023, 20:48) 
    QUOTE (ClingingToUtah @ 31/10/2023, 19:43) 
    I’m going as pin head Jen. Complete with the too big glasses and hat with hair sticking out, and ear buds. To top it off, I’ll pop in wax lips from a Joker costume to simulate that smile. I’ll shuffle my way down our gravel road, and start running whenever a vehicle passes by, so they think I’m a runner. I’ll make sure to fist pump like I’m Rocky then flash them a peace sign.

    Yes, but how will you handle a prosthetic schnozz???

    Good question.
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    I’m going as pin head Jen. Complete with the too big glasses and hat with hair sticking out, and ear buds. To top it off, I’ll pop in wax lips from a Joker costume to simulate that smile. I’ll shuffle my way down our gravel road, and start running whenever a vehicle passes by, so they think I’m a runner. I’ll make sure to fist pump like I’m Rocky then flash them a peace sign.
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    BINGO! That was fast.
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    I’m making gwak-a-mole-a. Just that, nothing else. I'll be sure to eat it with a serving spoon.
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    QUOTE (BarefootNightmares @ 27/10/2023, 02:56) 
    I hope everyone had time to prepare their snacks for tomorrow's epic video. I have a Harry and David gift box with Moose Munch in the kitchen!

    Moose Munch is the best!
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    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 26/10/2023, 17:03) 

    They don’t even look like legs. It looks like a bunch of pillows. Jesus.
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    This is all I see whenever I see Jen’s ass.
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    I’m not sure I can take large sized housebound Jen eating sugar all day, hoarding at the speed of light, zero personal hygiene, with that stingy unkempt hair, stuffed into a xxx-small tank top while looking at herself adoringly into the camera talking to her paid friends.
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    I can’t stand the sound of her high pitched manic voice. Don, you lucky bastard.
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    QUOTE (pinksims @ 8/10/2023, 12:50) 
    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 8/10/2023, 05:20) 
    She thinks she's so ~quirky~ because she folds her laundry before she puts it away? Why does she even have so much laundry?? Probably because she changes her entire outfit for each incremental change of 2 degrees throughout the day.
    How the hell did she get her second industrial dog hair dryer home from Utah after Don kicked her to the curb??

    I do wonder what happened with her clearing out her stuff from Utah. Did Don ask her to remove stuff? Did she take ages to do it? was she awkward and tantum-y about it? I wish we had deets! :lol:

    I’m so curious about her hoard too. If I was dealing with Jen, I would hire a moving company to deliver it to Jen’s house. No need for her to come back and take a year to sort through it all. But, I’m like that, I hate dragging shit out, and when I’m done, I’m done.
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    Jen at Costco: “The cart is too big, the lines are too long, they don’t carry my brands, it’s crowded,” Said while she’s throwing every sweet treat they have in her cart.
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    Sierra mentioned in a live that they order different quantities of each cover, so my guess is that she lowballed Julie’s cover.
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    QUOTE (BarefootNightmares @ 27/9/2023, 18:15) 
    HEB has such wonderful prepared foods. Central Market in particular. I love poblano in anything!

    HEB is amazing. I went for the first time when I drove down to Dallas this summer, and loaded up on so much stuff. The fresh hot butter tortillas never made it back north, because that’s what we ate on the drive home.
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    Jen not going through something would be a baby Jesus miracle.
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    QUOTE (PlannerLurker @ 27/9/2023, 19:00) 
    Excuse the ignorance, but who is EV?

    Erin Vossler
    IG: https://instagram.com/erin.vossler?igshid=MWZjMTM2ODFkZg==
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