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| QUOTE (Sunshine08 @ 7/12/2022, 18:48) 🙄Bunga.
Correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t Wednesday traditionally a school day? The fact that she bought an entire dozen for three kids and two adults (and my personal opinion that one donut is not enough breakfast) leads me to believe the kids ate more than one before being shuttled off to school.
I’m not sure but I’m pretty sure teachers would trade kids who came to school having eaten a reasonable breakfast instead of showing up with sugar highs at 9AM for all the stupid shit lemon gifts them at every opportunity. |
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| QUOTE (JourneyLikeJen @ 6/12/2022, 22:40) QUOTE (Sunshine08 @ 12/6/2022, 12:28 PM) That’s at least the 5th time she has mentioned filing holes in the walls of that house. How do you spackle the wall like that and just go paint over it? The paint can’t possible blend. I guarantee you will be able to tell where she filled the holes and painted.
She is also doing multiple loads of laundry again today. Do these kids pee themselves? I don’t understand the amount of clothes they go through. It does not match up with a family of 5
The only explanation is if she has very small amounts in each load. So wasteful. I think she washes each person's clothing and bedding separately so she doesn't have to sort the clean stuff.
I think so too. I do that with mine and my daughter’s clothes but A) We go to a laundromat so I only do laundry every other week and B) She’s four so most of her clothes are fuzzy or have sparkles or something so I have to dry them on a lower setting.
I also have her “help” me take the clothes in and out of the machines because I am a slave driver and she only gets to pick a fun treat if she doesn’t terrorize everyone at the laundromat. #garbageperson |
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| | Who called it?? Mason is having a “pizza party” theme for his birthday. 🥲 |
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| QUOTE (Onbreak @ 2/12/2022, 22:44) Fiddy couldn't type the letters out?
The handwriting on gift tags and finding Christmas wrapping paper santa used is how I remember discovering the secret.
Or even disguise the handwriting?? With the amount of time they both spend buying shit for the elf you’d think they would also write the notes in advance and put some thought into it. |
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| I work full time and bring home a decent income and I still consider $6 raspberries a splurge.
Where does Lemon even find those blurry ass images she posts on her stories? It’s like grandma posting on her grandkids’ MySpace comments. Like what do you even search to come up with those? |
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| HI FRANDS! I miss you guise. Can we start a gossip forum about people we work with IRL? 🤭
I have to catch up on this board but I would like to share my bitchy advent calendar comment first. (You all probably covered this already but let me have this pls.)
So my cats always get Christmas stockings and I always put toys and catnip in them. So I fully can get behind including pets in gift giving season. HOWEVER. If I needed to have a third adult live with me in order to pay my bills and/or had multiple, constant home renovations going on AND human children (to buy presents for and, you know, support), I could never justify spending so much money on advent calendars for pets. Like are you kidding? I am a full on cat lady to be very clear but animals don’t have the faintest fucking idea what advent is or what gifts are?? |
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| QUOTE (Xtine @ 31/10/2022, 19:08) Hi garbage family.
Since I love you keyboard cowboys with yammering yeast infections, I come to announce our newest garbage person. My little guy came this week. He’s a few weeks early and in the NICU for now but doing great. Please feel free to celebrate with a twisted tea or little Debbie of your choosing. I must begin my 10 year rest and recovery period now.
Congrats mama! 🥰
Please PM us all your address so we can friend mail you frozen ziplock bags of canned food for your crockpot. |
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| I know I’m being a huge B but the first thing I thought when she told her grandpa story was that the drama is genetic.
Then again, I’m surrounded by old timers who constantly crack jokes about their inevitable ends so. My friend’s aunt is actively dying and she’s been calling up everyone she knows and letting them know exactly what she thinks about them. 😭
Like okay Fiddy your mother went to the hospital and all you talked about was how it ruined your vacation. Give me a break. |
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| | Next time my boss pops his head in my office and asks what I’m working on I’m going to say “HATCHING PLANS” and I bet I get a raise. |
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| QUOTE (Old Rotten Twat @ 15/9/2022, 02:23) QUOTE (Sunshine08 @ 15/9/2022, 02:07)  Me sitting here waiting for the excuse video from 50 on my she hasn’t posted her rings or calories in days. And why the scale isn’t moving. Maybe she got Covid again and ORT has Covid right now, I’m posting for some attention. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭. Anybody else cry a lot and sweat uncontrollably?
Yes I too was a sweaty emotional wreck. I hope you feel better soon!! For me it was a few nasty days and then got much better. Try to enjoy the fever dreams. 🥰 |
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| QUOTE (Xtine @ 12/9/2022, 21:30) Wow. The Long Island video gave me anxiety. She is so chaotic and frantic. For someone as delicate as Lemon, I don’t know how she can deal with Kiera. All the complaining and whining and excuses had me on edge after just those few minutes. Putting up with her for a whole weekend would make me sick 🤢
Same. They’re such an odd pair - if I had a family wedding to attend I’d bring my husband and ask my friend to watch the kids. And if my husband couldn’t get the time off of work I’d… go alone?? But Fiddy got a plus one and couldn’t pass up the free plate of food. |
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| I don’t think it’s weird for close girlfriends to share beds on a trip, but that shit was TINY. Which one of them slept against the wall and had to climb over the other one to go to the bathroom at night?
I’ve got an out of state wedding coming up and a couple of my girlfriends asked if I wanted to share a room with them. I love them very much but shit howdy if I’m going away for a weekend without my daughter PLEASE BELIEVE I will be soaking up every second of solitude in my own room. |
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QUOTE (Itworksformyfamily @ 9/1/2022, 08:53 AM) QUOTE (Mozzarelle @ 1/9/2022, 05:18) Just want to say the cheesecake at juniors is BOMB. No other cheesecake even comes close. Their breakfast was pretty good too. I am going to NYC next month to visit my nephew who attends NYU. We are going to Juniors after attending a broadway musical. That is definitely on my list! I also think the bagels are the best in NYC. Legend is its the water. I will also be on the hunt for a black and white cookie.
Zabar’s on the Upper West Side has really good black and white cookies and a ton of other food too. My other two cookie recommendations are Levain because they’re HUGE and so good (there’s one close to Zabar’s) and Milk Bar (the cereal milk there is just… MMM.) All those places are easy to get to from the Museum of Natural History.
I also recommend Chelsea Market for food and shopping, and that’s close to Little Island and the high line so you can grab snacks/lunch and have a little picnic if that’s your thing.
The Wall Street Pier is fun for kids, there’s boats you can get on and look inside (I think they’re free but don’t quote me on that) and there are cool statues and a nice view AND a little plaza with good restaurants and a burger place and they sell adult beverages outside if you would like to indulge. The South Street Seaport is down there too - same thing, cool cobblestone streets and good food and cute little shops.
In my opinion the best pizza is in Brooklyn BUT I won’t yuck anyone else’s yum. 😉
There’s just so much to do that isn’t even that expensive and I am GIDDY with excitement that their big plans are Aldi and egg sandwiches. |
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| | Bahahahaha Fiddy feels like Snow White when the skunks come to greet her in the parking lot by the dumpster. Happy Monday everyone. 🙏 |
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