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| I wonder a lot about the psychological consequences of having Lemon for a mom and having SO MUCH attention on food/eating food/acquiring food/discussing food.
I’ve had an eating disorder since elementary school so with my daughter I personally try to be really chill about food so she hopefully doesn’t obsess about it as much as I sometimes do. I don’t force her to eat anything, but I always offer her everything we’re eating and we talk about why different foods are good for us (at her level - she’s almost four so sometimes her takeaway from our dinner time chats is that broccoli keeps monsters out of her tummy and honestly whatever as long as she’s eating it.) She gets plenty of junk food too, I just try not to make a big deal out of it. |
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| QUOTE (Mel9066 @ 24/5/2022, 04:59) QUOTE (Old Rotten Twat @ 5/23/2022, 10:07 PM) (IMG:[) It makes me wonder if she's opened up credit cards using her kids names. Her spending and multiple cards don't make any sense but it wouldn't surprise me if she would play "stupid" and saddle her kids with credit card debt.
I just finished reading a book about that! This woman’s mother opened up credit cards using the names of people in her family and convinced the dad she was putting the money he gave her into a savings account that didn’t exist.
I sort of doubt anything that interesting is going on with Lemon, if only because I’m not convinced she’s smart enough for subterfuge. BUT OMG CAN YOU IMAGINE |
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| The cabinets look SO stupid up against the wall like that. She could at least put in a filler but I learned what that was by googling for two minutes which is more time than Lemon is willing to put into research I guess.
I follow Kallie Branciforte on Instagram and she and her husband just gutted and redid their whole entire kitchen with brand new everything in a few months, while living in the house with two toddlers. Amazing what a difference an ounce of foresight makes. |
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| QUOTE (DollarTreeRich @ 20/5/2022, 19:12) Did they buy it from Jane.com because we just bought a fridge from Home Depot and delivery was free and setup was $68. She can't find $68?
THEY’RE PAYING CASH REMEMBER? She’s also saving by consulting her Instagram followers for interior design advice instead of hiring a professional - “ShouLd i PuT my useless cabinets in the cenTeR of tHe waLL or leAvE a SpaCe?”
She’s willing to pay someone to paint her cabinets, something she easily could have done herself because she has a garage and two fucking hands and stays home all day with no children and no job, but not to set up an appliance? |
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| I very much enjoy some of the influencer moms I follow who share things like their messy ass house, their messy ass kids, their messy ass mom buns, etc. It’s nice to know I’m not the only parent with marker on my walls you know?
The difference between most of them and people like 50 & Lemon is that “successful” influencers use their platforms to share something else, like styling a certain body type or political commentary or parenting style or SOMETHING. The only interesting thing about 50 or Lemon is their destructive behavior, which unfortunately for them is sort of niche content that mainly the bakers seem to enjoy. 🥲 |
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| Her old dining room furniture was fine except for the weird ass scale that she bought for no reason and the weird deer pictures, which now look even stupider. The new hutch looks like it’ll crumple if it gets wet.
Most people buy new hand towels or a throw or some fresh flowers when they’re bored of their decor. She’s so wasteful I can’t even fully process it. |
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| | GREAT POINTS I forgot all about the gambling!! Nothing like literally throwing money away when you’ve got three kids, one of whom should be in college/some sort of trade program/getting a drivers license at least and another in dire need of some private tutoring because you kept him out of school for a year. |
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| I just dropped a cool $800 on a hotel room at Mohegan Sun in CT for Mother’s Day so I looked up what a room would be at the Golden Nugget and it looks like Saturday nights there run just under $500. Which is not cheap, but like. If you’re going to drive all the way out there and spend $200 at the holiday inn anyway then why wouldn’t you pony up and pay a little extra to not have to drive late at night after a morning of driving and then a concert and (presumably) some drinks?
It’s not the off site hotel I have an issue with, but it’s one thing to be budget conscious and a completely different thing to just straight up do something you cannot afford. Just because you HAVE the money to buy concert tickets doesn’t mean you can AFFORD to go, which is a financial concept that is clearly beyond 50.
Anyway. What’s everyone doing this weekend? Let’s bring happy meals to the Avery children. |
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| May god bless and keep all of you with multiple toddlers. The other morning I had to stop mid eyeliner application to break up a fight between my 3.5 year old daughter and 11 month old kitten because the daughter had decided that 6AM before school was a fine time to dump out all the beads and make necklaces and the cat kept smacking the string out of her hands.
My job isn’t that hard, it’s not like I’m mining coal or operating on anyone, but still when Lemon goes back to bed after her husband helps her feed the dogs and send the kids to school for the day I just… |
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| QUOTE (50ShadesofMoscato @ 4/5/2022, 00:15) 50 just doesn’t get it. She’s posting her pill packet but the story right before that is an entire Costco sized Mayo tubs worth of mayo in those salads. Wake up and stop the overeating, booze, and cigs!!!
I cannot handle that she puts so much mayo in those salads but says things like, “I try to avoid adding salt when I can.” How about seasoning your food like a normal person instead of preparing three tubs of mayonnaise soup to keep in your fridge? |
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| QUOTE (dirtydarrylssidepiece @ 3/5/2022, 06:56) I can't remember if it was this group or in on another thread where a bunch of us loved the Semi Homemade with Sandra Lee cooking show. If it was I found a channel on youtube that has been uploading the episodes  www.youtube.com/c/AuntSandysGaySonFiddy should take some tips and turn her channel into a dollar tree version of drunk Aunt Sandy.
I used to LOVE this show!
LOL so I guess a lot of us have been watching drunk broads fuck around in the kitchen since childhood. |
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| Came here to leave the same comment Mommaof5 . There’s still no meaningful parent/child interaction here, it’s just more of the same - buying them stuff and giving them something to look at.
Which is TOTALLY FINE to do sometimes! But Lemon never actually parents, so activities like this aren’t actually a fun treat for her or for the kids because they always get to have and eat whatever they want. Those souvenir cups, the plastic crowns, and the cotton candy are at least $100 (and probably way more, I’m just wildly guessing at 6am before a whole cup of coffee) and it really truly blows my mind.
I bought my daughter yogurt drinks with Disney princesses on the side and she lost her fucking mind with excitement when she saw them in the fridge. Vanessa’s children are going to lose their fucking minds as soon as they enter into adulthood and realize plastic crowns have a price tag. |
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| | I hope Keira also budgeted some souvenir money for Disney on Ice because those light up wands are like $40 and you know the little lemons will all get one for each hand. |
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| People who cycle through pets like this should get put on a list and not be allowed to adopt any more animals.
I was just the other day talking to a friend about this other girl in our friend group who none of us have spoken to in a long time, and I was surprised that I wasn’t the only one who hadn’t talked to her (I thought I just sucked at texting people, WHICH I DO.) Turns out we all started subconsciously drifting from her when she adopted a puppy, spent a couple of weeks complaining about how it woke her up at night, and then abruptly announced that she had given it away. I get there are probably legitimate reasons to re home an animal but I making an impulsive decision and then changing your mind isn’t one of them and I can’t not judge people for it IM SORRY
QUOTE (Xtine @ 26/4/2022, 17:54) How do you go from spending hours of a day designated to rodent care and then giving the poor thing away?
You lie about spending hours caring for the rodent 🙃🙂 |
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| QUOTE (CookieMeownster @ 25/4/2022, 05:40) If the sick one was that ill then I doubt she ate chickfila unless Lemon got her the soup maybe. How thoughtful to get takeout that everyone else can enjoy while one of your children is laying on a bathroom floor. As someone who has definitely laid on the bathroom floor when I was sick; you need to be feeling really bad to do that. Lemon is trash.
Right?? Especially kids! I don’t know about you all but my kid would try to power through the black plague to play Paw Patrol Magnatile Princess House. It takes a lot to make a little person lie down when they aren’t asleep. Poor little kid probably felt like shit and her mom was downstairs door dashing and filming her own face. |
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