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| QUOTE (Sunshine08 @ 23/4/2022, 01:16) Cabinets are done. They are going to white wash the stone in the next phase.
And they also painted the cabinets in the living room.
And the fence is almost done.
So what do we think they paid out this month between the cabinets, the fence and the two cars they purchased?
WAIT WHAT I thought they were painting the cabinets white!!? Why would they do more gray with that colored stone?!!?! This kitchen remodel has to be the worlds stupidest, most expensive and drawn-out troll I cannot |
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| QUOTE (50 Hidey Holes @ 22/4/2022, 19:24) Lemon is the one with the spending problem in that house, why in gods name mark gives her free reign I have no clue. She doesn’t work for a dime and puts them in crippling debt. Make it stop mark!! What are you doing ???
She is a financial dumpster fire for sure but Mark is right there with her.
For one thing, I can almost guarantee he’s not bringing his lunches to work or we’d be hearing all about it in breathtakingly dull detail on Lemon’s channel. He’s almost definitely hitting up the gas station for snacks and ordering lunches.
We know he likes his liquor, and bartending - if that’s a hobby he’s legitimately into and it’s not just something Lemon says - is NOT an inexpensive pastime.
Plus: Video games, computer shit, a truck he has no real need for… I think they both spend money like teenagers whose parents are out of town. |
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| QUOTE (Amp74 @ 20/4/2022, 16:02) Why is she standing like that?
I’m pretty lazy and I do 10x what Lemon does and my offspring are 19&24. When they were school aged I was at school several times a week volunteering and at that time I also volunteered helping other military spouses.
Haha I always think about what a lazy POS I am when I’m watching something Lemon related because I am the queen of sloth and I’d still hurl myself into traffic out of pure boredom if I lived her life.
It’s super depressing to think about her wandering around that cavernous empty house all day long, just talking to herself about the shit she bought at the dollar store. Imagine how much thought went into placing something on the bench to hide the photoshopping when she could just go on a walk instead - her life is so bleak.
QUOTE (50 Hidey Holes @ 20/4/2022, 23:00) QUOTE (Loki80 @ 20/4/2022, 15:21) What the heck is between her legs?!? She looks a straight sloppy mess!! And like someone who sleeps half the day. Oh wait- that is her.
Lolol if it looks like a duck and sleeps all day like a duck 🤷♀️ |
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| I got used to washing my daughter’s laundry separately when she was a baby because most of her clothes were fuzzy and soft so if I didn’t dry them on a different setting they’d get ruined. Recently I realized the joy of shoving all her shit in with mine at the laundromat and it does go quicker now, even at a laundromat where there’s multiple machines.
Also while my stuff is in the washer I run back home and do a chore, then go back and put them in the dryer, then I have time to come back home again and do a longer chore and then go back and pick them up. If my kid is with me I make it more fun, like we’ll go get a doughnut or play with her toys outside the laundromat in between or something. I always wonder what Lemon is doing in between her “cLoThES iN thE wAsHeR” stories and her “fOldEd tWo toWeLs” stories. |
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| QUOTE (Craftgirl818 @ 17/4/2022, 22:12) QUOTE (Sunshine08 @ 17/4/2022, 21:53) So they spent $125 each that day. The revenue from the video won’t even cover that.
Why would you do this??
I just don’t understand the purpose of a “job” like this. You have to spend money to make SOME of that money back. It so odd Say that to people who make money off the casinos. A lot jobs you have to spend money to make the money back
Other than the casino owners and their employees, what people are earning a living at casinos? I guess if you’re really good at poker you could maybe be a career gambler but otherwise I don’t think it’s very likely that anyone spending their days at the craps table is earning the equivalent of a paycheck.
I can definitely picture Lemon and Fiddy telling their husbands they’ve got to “spend money to make money” tho. That misunderstanding of how businesses actually work is why Fiddy got herself involved in a (failing) MLM.
God what I’d give to overhear one of their business brunches - who’s down to meet me in Texas for a boozy brunch at a table next to these two business moguls? I’m buying and I’ll spring for bottomless mimosas and everything.
QUOTE (Mommaof5 @ 18/4/2022, 01:26) I still can't get over this 10 DT trip. If I were forced to go on that trip, I would be absolutely miserable. I would feel so guilty about wasting time, money, and gas, not to mention the guilt of pawning all the kids off on my husband for no good reason and buying cheap crap that's going straight to the landfill. I cannot relate to these ladies AT ALL.
Right!!? If I had that much free time/cash I’d check myself into a day spa. They’re so stupid |
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| Now I’m not saying a child’s room needs to look like a Restoration Hardware catalog, but I also don’t know that giving children their own mattresses qualifies as a “room makeover.” My only other thought is that the green swing doesn’t look nearly worth the trouble they went to to nail it to the ceiling.
Mason is such a little cutie pie - I think all of the Avery children are adorable, I just do. It pains me to think about how much they’d excel if their parents put an ounce of effort in - I will never get over 50 literally throwing away an entire year of Mason’s education when he was already behind.
Did Rose Lemon really throw Peeps she didn’t like?? I get fucking wild when my three and a half year old throws shit and she’s THREE AND A HALF. |
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| QUOTE (50 Hidey Holes @ 11/4/2022, 01:16) Can you imagine baby sitting at 50s house… growing up when I did it was always eat whatever you want. 50 would lay out only the permitted snacks, lock and key on the pantry and take inventory as soon as she got back!!!
“The children may not eat anything until it has been placed on a metal lunch tray and filmed for my YouTube channel (you may have heard of it - it’s the one that’s basically sponsored by EL James and her entire legal team)” |
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| I can’t think of anything I’d be willing to drive over an hour to do, but I’m an admitted shut-in crone. I don’t even take an Uber to another borough if I don’t plan on being at that place for several hours or more. Even when I’m at work I’m like, I could hear this same shit on the radio. 🙄
Anyway I wouldn’t care if 50 drove 10 hours to see Nickelback as long as her kids had their own beds. |
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| QUOTE (50 Hidey Holes @ 10/4/2022, 02:36) QUOTE (Fatgriffon1 @ 10/4/2022, 02:32) Without watching, name each recipe in this thumbnail.
Upper right: “Peeps Visit Chernobyl” OMG LMAO🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m dead!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 wouldn’t be a true Keira dish without burning the food! YUM!!
Why is the carrot yellow???! I won’t sleep tonight |
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| Without watching, name each recipe in this thumbnail.
Upper right: “Peeps Visit Chernobyl” |
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| QUOTE (Sunshine08 @ 9/4/2022, 22:49) Vanessas vocabulary is so limited that it’s concerning.
Everything is quick and easy. EVERY SINGLE THING.
Wonder if she takes those words into the bedroom too. She has to!
The actual words wouldn’t bother me so much if she actually did regular meals at other times. But 100% of the time it’s quick and easy. So you have NOTHING else to compare it to!!! So why say it??
She should pick one cookbook from the library of them she’s got nailed up over her stove and film herself cooking her way through it. I bet she’d lose 15 pounds easily if she cooked using recipes that don’t require canned cheese and that don’t have the word “dump” in the title.
Like it’s fine to not like cooking, but it takes less time to throw a bag of frozen vegetables in the microwave than it does to preheat the oven, wrap hot dogs in dough, and bake them….??
I love hot dogs and we never buy them. My kid won’t touch them and I honestly wonder if she’s mine. 🥲 |
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| QUOTE (JamHands9 @ 8/4/2022, 02:12) I have no sympathy for Lemon being lazy when her pet is sick.
My husband died, but life had to carry on because I had to take care of my 9 year old who needed balanced meals and clean clothes and not to live in a gross house.
Loss is hard and you can cut yourself slack sometimes, but not all the time. I’m in therapy and my goal each day is to feed us and then do one extra thing plus still do my work from home. Some days I do more, some days I lay on the couch listening to audiobook as I fuck around on my phone.
It sounds like you’re a really good mom. On behalf of the entire bakery, I hereby grant you permission to lay on your couch whenever you feel the need. 🪄 ✨
I came here to comment about this idiot giving herself an entire week off of “work” to be sad about a dog that isn’t even dead yet. I do empathize with the loss of pets, but she has filmed herself being a careless pet owner for years (their diets and lack of exercise are the main things but we could pick apart the problems with the animals in the Lemon household all day) so I really have no patience with her stories about poor Bella.
Vanessa: Your “job” is to open the blinds and grocery shop. And you’re bad at it. Most people with real jobs only get to take bereavement time if an immediate human family member dies, and if they’re lucky it’s paid. Instead of sitting in your car posting stupid stories with the captions covering your face because you don’t know how to correctly use any of the platforms that you supposedly “work” on, why don’t you bring your other dogs along for the car ride and take them on a long walk while the girls are in class? 🤯 |
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| | Any day in Vanessa’s life would be a down day for most people. I’m over here LOLing because I’m on an actual sick day and I still did more before 8AM than Lemon does on a normal day. (My three year old can tell I’m not operating at 100% and she is taking FULL advantage. I had to watch 20 minutes of a talking puppy movie before walking to preschool in the rain. 🥲) |
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| QUOTE (50ShadesofMoscato @ 3/4/2022, 22:00) Did anyone else catch in 50s latest lunch video that Jake has been doing so good with his paycheck that he’s been doing some grocery shopping of his own and he bought the kids cookies.
Absolutely disgusting that Flaps is making her 17yr old child work a minimum wage job and pay for his own stuff instead of letting him save that money for stuff he might need like school or a car or whatever else.
She probably lost out on his food stamps and is making him make up for it since the other two need their organic Annie’s twizzlers.
I also loled when she was talking about how Maya didn’t like the American Nut Butters. No shit Sherlock? Kids don’t actually want to eat a candy bar sandwich for lunch? (ETA I mean they probably do but judging by the dark circles under these kids’ eyes the novelty has worn off.)
There is literally nothing easier than throwing some carrot sticks and grape tomatoes in a container. And if she did that every single day alongside a REGULAR pb&j or god forbid a turkey sandwich those kids would not die. 😮 |
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| You guys. Lemon apologized to us for possibly hurting our feelings with her edgy insta stories about how much she likes coffee. Turns out it’s all just for fun!!
Honestly I truly would be fascinated if some sort of trained professional evaluated her. WHAT is in her brain?? |
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