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50 Shades of Failure to Launch Pt.41: Will the oldests spread their wings and fly, or depend on mommy dearest to keep getting by? - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.
The thing is that for kids to develop they need at least one solid person in their life providing support/encouragement and it doesn’t seem like Jake has that. Sure he’s got three parental figures, but the reason they’re all under that roof is that not a single one of those adults could support themselves - financially or otherwise - without the others. Plus the poor kid had to start high school in a brand new state, then do remote learning for a year, then go to ANOTHER new high school where his mom probably definitely alienated the entire faculty in her quest to get him graduated and working. He’s had very limited opportunity to form meaningful relationships with grownups who aren’t out of their fucking minds.
The sucky thing is that people who meet him in life will also get fed up with him pretty quickly, and he won’t know why because he’s probably not even aware of how chaotic his home life is. -
50 Shades of Failure to Launch Pt.41: Will the oldests spread their wings and fly, or depend on mommy dearest to keep getting by? - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.Lemons kids are spoiled brats, but my heart breaks for 50's kids, she is an absolute train wreck, there is no routine, her smaller kids just look exhausted all of the time, it makes me sad because kids need routine and boundaries, it makes them feel safe, her kids don't even have set meal times, like I've seen her saying she's serving them a shit dinner at 8pm, they should be having baths and be winding down for the day getting ready to go to bed at that time, I just feel so bad for them, having an abundance of food in the house (mostly unhealthy) does not equate to being a good mom!
So spot on. Yeah it kills me for those kids… so sad. And she regularly serves dinner at 7-8pm. Wtf. And Darryl and her regularly eat after 10pm, and drink pop through out the night. Which explains both of their state of health.
And it’s funny how they’ve been putting it off putting it off and now all of a sudden with Jake working they suddenly are going to have the work done. She’s pathetic. And it really made me cringe when she puts the camera on Jake and Instantly criticizing him for his posture and harping on him. Those poor kids.
The late nights in that house BAFFLE me. I leave my office at 4:45 (hours before most of my coworkers) to pick up my little squish at 5:30. By the time we get home it’s 6, we’ve both had full ass days, and we still manage to eat something, hang out a bit, take a bath, and get in bed by 8ish.
I really feel for moms who don’t work for companies as understanding as mine, or moms in other situations where it’s hard for them to control. And then here comes Fiddy, whose sole responsibility in life is to raise her kids, who has literally all day every day to do whatever she chooses whenever she chooses to do it, and she can’t manage to wash dishes and watch a movie with her kids in the same night. Before 10PM, a time when most children are famously already asleep. KAY GRL, KAY. -
50 Shades of Failure to Launch Pt.41: Will the oldests spread their wings and fly, or depend on mommy dearest to keep getting by? - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.
Imagine if the most interesting thing about you was what you got at the grocery store and what it looked like on the shelf in your pantry. -
50 Shades of Failure to Launch Pt.41: Will the oldests spread their wings and fly, or depend on mommy dearest to keep getting by? - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.
Her eyebrows ALWAYS look so fuckin weird and I can’t figure out what’s wrong with them. I’m always amazed it’s not discussed more often but then again I guess her eyebrows are the least of her problems. -
50 Shades of Failure to Launch Pt.41: Will the oldests spread their wings and fly, or depend on mommy dearest to keep getting by? - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.I think Kiera is trying to scam one to sell or give to a friend. That model has 4.5 stars or so... good reviews and can be bought for about $550 on Amazon.
Keira’s is probably getting the shit beat out of it. Imagine a woman of her stature and temperament rage cleaning. Plus I’d bet this bag of corn puffs I’m eating that Pawlie’s been at it with his scotch tape or whatever.
What does an $800 faucet DO? -
50 Shades of Failure to Launch Pt.41: Will the oldests spread their wings and fly, or depend on mommy dearest to keep getting by? - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.
They could throw the guest room up on Airbnb and see how they like hosting.
“Upon our arrival to the House of Elphick, the lady of the house invited us to warm ourselves by the crock pot and injoy a sweet treat before settling in. Something about the kitchen seemed familiar, but it wasn’t until later that evening - after we’d settled in under the Pioneer Woman comforter that smelled only faintly of chinchilla - that we realized the gray walls and beige floors harkened back to our youthful days of trying to build a house from scratch in The Sims 1 without any cheats.” -
50 Shades of Lordy Lordy Look Who's Pt 40: Lemon's Budget Is Frozen Pizza Tight, Fiddy's Got Trouble In Throuple Paradise,But EL James Gave Up Her Copyright Claim Without A Fight - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.
I don’t think everyone needs to go to college and I think we should do more to normalize/support gap years so that young adults can fuck around a little before they jump right into accumulating debt - COME AT ME. JK please don’t.
That said, IMO it seems like Jake is someone who would really, really benefit from college. If his mother had stopped flapping her jaw on the internet long enough to lay some actual groundwork for her eldest child’s future, FAFSA would have been filled out on January 1 and the pell grant would be paying for him to take classes at a community college in addition to whatever job he’s gotten. More than anything this kid needs adults in his life other than 50 & co. -
50 Shades of Lordy Lordy Look Who's Pt 40: Lemon's Budget Is Frozen Pizza Tight, Fiddy's Got Trouble In Throuple Paradise,But EL James Gave Up Her Copyright Claim Without A Fight - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.
Hi cutie pies! (Get it? Cause it’s the bakery? 👨🦳)
I’ve fallen very behind on this board that brings me such joy (as Keiruh would say, it’s been “go go go” around here lately, truly just one thing after another) but I wanted to pop in and let you know that this evening I ordered my kid a new big girl bed frame, mattress, new pillows and comforter set for $260 including tax from Walmart.com (not sponsored.)
Now I know what you’re thinking - FatGriffon, didn’t you buy a crib that converts into a toddler bed that you can also use as a headboard for a full sized bed, just like 50ShadesofMom? Doesn’t that mean your child has to sleep in it until their wedding night, no matter what? Couldn’t you have used that money on planner stickers or to go see a stranger get married in another state? And you’d be right on all counts, and that’s why I love you guys. Because you keep me motivated. Bye guys. -
50 Shades of Lordy Lordy Look Who's Pt 40: Lemon's Budget Is Frozen Pizza Tight, Fiddy's Got Trouble In Throuple Paradise,But EL James Gave Up Her Copyright Claim Without A Fight - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.
Any gifts Keiruh’s children get - Christmas or otherwise - are always be more about the adult giving the gift than they are about the child receiving it. They want the reaction and the thanks and they don’t give a single flying fuck about what the kids actually need.
Keiruh’s mother is exactly as woeful a parent/grandparent as Keiruh is and nothing anyone says will ever convince me otherwise. The Easter beer can in the bushes screen shot came from an Easter egg hunt in Long Island, lest we forget - and Keiruh entered adulthood with her mouthful of teeth the way that they are. (And I point that out as the child of parents who didn’t prioritize my dental work and now I’m a grownup with crooked ass teeth so no judgment, only observation.)
She should’ve just wired whatever money she had to spend on Christmas presents down to Texas so that her grand babies could have shoes to wear and their own beds to sleep in. It’s not that difficult. -
50 Shades of Lordy Lordy Look Who's Pt 40: Lemon's Budget Is Frozen Pizza Tight, Fiddy's Got Trouble In Throuple Paradise,But EL James Gave Up Her Copyright Claim Without A Fight - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.Anytime 50 shows their Christmas I get such a gross feeling inside. Gluttony at its finest ... they dont even acknowledge the meaning of Christmas. Sad
That screenshot of all the gifts turned my stomach for real. It doesn’t even look nice, and even if it did we still know it’s mostly just cheap shit bought for the sole purpose of making the pile bigger.
My one kid got a dozen gifts from me this year and I was sweating at all the mess between the wrapping paper, the packaging, and the actual toys themselves. I can’t even begin to process the amount of carnage that happens after a Long Island Christmas with the Fiddy fam.
PLUS THEN they go to the added trouble of packing all that crap and hauling it back to Texas. The whole thing is just such a nightmare. -
50 Shades of Lordy Lordy Look Who's Pt 40: Lemon's Budget Is Frozen Pizza Tight, Fiddy's Got Trouble In Throuple Paradise,But EL James Gave Up Her Copyright Claim Without A Fight - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.That dog food is the most appetizing thing I’ve ever seen her make. She’s not “brave enough” to take a bite of it but she has no problem drinking $20k worth of coffee creamer. L o l
I legit thought she might be making breakfast burritos or something with it. But nope.
Hahaha I’m so glad you said that because I was watching the video at work and not paying attention and when I looked over at it I just thought it was a weird salad. 😭 It’s sincerely not the worst thing to come out of that kitchen BY FAR. -
50 Shades of Lordy Lordy Look Who's Pt 40: Lemon's Budget Is Frozen Pizza Tight, Fiddy's Got Trouble In Throuple Paradise,But EL James Gave Up Her Copyright Claim Without A Fight - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.
That dog food is the most appetizing thing I’ve ever seen her make. She’s not “brave enough” to take a bite of it but she has no problem drinking $20k worth of coffee creamer. L o l -
50 Shades of Lordy Lordy Look Who's Pt 40: Lemon's Budget Is Frozen Pizza Tight, Fiddy's Got Trouble In Throuple Paradise,But EL James Gave Up Her Copyright Claim Without A Fight - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.
Why could she not just go online and change their flights? She doesn’t work, she’s not paying for lodging, Paul is around to feed the animals and Darryl’s due for a new job anyway so who cares about when they come home? -
50 Shades of Lordy Lordy Look Who's Pt 40: Lemon's Budget Is Frozen Pizza Tight, Fiddy's Got Trouble In Throuple Paradise,But EL James Gave Up Her Copyright Claim Without A Fight - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.
May the lord bless and keep you for this noble work dirtydarrylssidepiece.
This data kind of confirms (in my opinion in my lil brain) that there’s some sort of large trust or inheritance or something that they’re living off of. There has to be, because there’s no way Mark’s salary is supporting all of these hauls plus living expenses. -
50 Shades of Lordy Lordy Look Who's Pt 40: Lemon's Budget Is Frozen Pizza Tight, Fiddy's Got Trouble In Throuple Paradise,But EL James Gave Up Her Copyright Claim Without A Fight - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.
Can someone go through her video titles and approximate how much she told us she spent just on grocery hauls in 2021? I will fall over dead if the total isn’t more than someone earning minimum wage makes in a year, and she spent it on pizza rolls.
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