The Gossip Bakery

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    Thank you, Nuffin. It's hard for me to be here. I knew Gizz for 3 years. She was planning to visit me this summer. She was absolutely beautiful inside and out. I can't believe that she's gone. The Bakery won't be the same without her.
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    Every person who keeps an animal within the municipality shall provide the animal or cause it to be provided with:

    Clean, fresh drinking water available and suitable food of sufficient quantity and quality to allow for normal, healthy growth and the maintenance of normal, healthy body weight.

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    3. Unsanitary Conditions Prohibited
    No person shall keep an animal in an unsanitary condition within the municipality. Conditions shall be considered unsanitary where the keeping of the animal results in an accumulation of fecal matter, odour, insect infestation or rodent attractants which endanger the health of the animal or any person, or which disturb or are likely to disturb the enjoyment, comfort or convenience of any person in or about any dwelling, office, hospital or commercial establishment.
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    Oh my Lord/Buddah to be!
    @katie
    14 hours ago
    You are not stupid. You are wonderful just the way you are. It's people like this who give shriveled brain the idea that she's beautiful, funny, smart, a great cook and baker, and a topnotch YouTube influencer. Her ego is so inflated that she actually thinks she's special and can do, act, and say whatever comes out of her slobbering slimy ugly garbage trap. She's also a cunning shrew. She did the same kind of reaction video with Cynthia Beaumont, and bragged that she took Cynthias' subscribers away from her. She was pulling the same stunt with Zach. He should just ignore her and not engage in any kind of commentary. It's what she wants. She's nothing but a big fat ugly lying snake. She loves to hear the ducks and swans gliding in the creek, honking, yet she tells Zen to shut up when he's happily chirping. She loves to see the birds at her feeders while she wishes the hawk would swoop down and take one of them in its talons to feast on. She's nothing but an opportunistic lying parasite who is lazy, sloppy, weird, ugly as hell, and below a 10 IQ. She takes no pride in her rotund appearance. Her head is always flat in the back, her hair sticking up like a rooster, smeared black liner under her droopy bulging eyes, rotten yellow gray teeth, foam, spit, and slime strings in the corners of her ugly mouth, sores on her arms, a big humped ugly stuffy snotty nose, and a nasty bossy demanding temper.Yeah, I like her. I would like her to get lost. She is an ignorant selfish pig, mean and nasty, and by no means an animal lover as she pretends to be. She's a waste of space, greedy, a glutton, an abuser,a phony,and an incompetent money handler. She's a big fat ugly LOSER!!!!! :big-drooling-smiley-emoticon: :lazy-good-for-nothing: :5153:
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    The fat ugly blob always includes herself when cooking or chores are done by her dummy servant. We know dang well she doesn't do anything but lift her 50 pound arm with a huge forkful of food up to her slit mouth which opens like a huge cavern exposing her big fat tongue. She grinds it 4 times, swallows, and is ready for more. You're full of shite, blob, and it shows by your laziness and huge girth. All you do is sit around, eat, play games, eat, or spend a small fortune to make your sloppy junky looking so called crafts, and eat.
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    Fugly should keep her rotten trap shut. Every time she opens her trap stupidy and ignorance come slobbering out. She has got to be one of the most uneducated bitter entitled ignorant egomaniacal hogs on the face of the earth. She has a face that screams to be punched. :big-drooling-smiley-emoticon:
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    :hearty-laugh: :celebrating-smiley-emoticon: :clapping-hands-above-head-smile Bakers AWESOME comments!!!! My sentiments as well. Linda, you are a PRO at capturing the misfit in all of her UGLY facial contortions! HSS, you are a true POET!!! Where is our Gizz? She needs to hop on board with her hilarious comments!!!
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    :big-drooling-smiley-emoticon: Both of the blob's tongues must have been down to their bellies drooling when they saw their plates loaded to the brim. They were in hog heaven.
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    The midget gone fishin' Down by the riverside, the midget would often hide telling the ogre that he was going fishin'
    The big ugly freckled
    bossy cow never suspected that the two timin' midget was takin' it slow
    with a gal named Brandy the town folks ho'
    They were havin' some fun rollin' in the brush Then the fun turned into the deadliest hush It
    It was the ugly snot nosed beast checkin' in. The bowlegged midget lied as he wore a grin He told her that the fishin' was slow and they weren't hangry
    But big old Tubs started getting angry She told him he had to come home pronto there were chores awaitin'
    So the midget pulled up his drawers. He told Brandy that he had chores
    She smiled and said that she understood He gave her a smooch and a hundred dollars He thanked her for all the hoots and hollers
    He promised that he would see her soon
    In the meantime, he was sendin' his friend,Bill
    The old timer could use some thrills.
    Brandy agreed as she took more money
    The midget proclaimed Brandy was still his honey. She nodded in agreement as he blew her a kiss and drove away
    while stuffin' all the money in her pocket with nothin' left to say
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    :hearty-laugh: :clapping-hands-above-head-smile
    QUOTE (Heifer‚ Stubby‚ and Stunted @ 4/2/2024, 03:34 PM) 
    Eve Had a Weak Moment and Said OK Fine

    The day before Easter
    Is not Easter dinner
    That ham for five eaters
    Seems good, its a winner

    Just a small gathering
    Themselves plus three more
    D'ya THINK that they wanted
    To hear each mouthbreathing snore?

    To hear Moo complain?
    (As she brags on herself)
    While Nate's sniffin underwear
    In the bathroom by himself

    Do ya think it was pretty
    To see three Brydges eat?
    As they burp and they fart
    And Nates sniffs every seat

    Moo said "Mine is better!"
    Bruce mustache: Unkempt!
    Eve said "When are they leaving?"
    Then quietly she wept

    She was trying to be nice
    She didn't want those pigs
    "That Michele is so rude
    Making mean snarky digs"

    That pie, beyond awful!
    Burnt n thick in the crust
    Finally Eve said:
    "Time to leave...yes, you must"

    Moo couldn't understand
    And neither could Bruce
    Cause they haven't social skills
    And can't read social cues

    (We Bakers have seen
    Eve in the chair by that fire
    Her face, so unhappy
    BEST FRIENDS??? Moos a liar!)

    (Surrounded by junk
    Eve quickly gets high
    She ignores our strange Heifer
    We understand why)

    Well, Bruce called up Frank
    He invited his fam
    Frank said "Alright"
    Eve said "Oh DAMN!"
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    :hearty-laugh: Gizz, I can picture him steam cleaning her gash with rotten smelling pubic hair a foot long surrounding it. Maybe that's why he's always fooling around with his nose. He can't get the stench smell out of his nostrils. :20130930101758-5e972761:
    QUOTE (Chicken Gizzard and 1 Dwarf @ 4/2/2024, 01:59 PM) 
    Bluenoser Maybe Kevin can steam clean her nasty ole snatch with the steamer. 😂 Maker her lay on the carpet and run it over that 70s bush! It be growing like weeds out her 5X bloomers!
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    Great, Linda. Thank you! When I looked, I couldn't find her playlist. I watched to see how many times she chewed her food before she swallowed it. When I first started watching her mukbangs I couldn't believe how she barely chewed her french fries before she swallowed them. She also watched her husband eating them and made sure she got her share. I guess she was afraid he would eat the rest before she could get her fat grubby hands on more.
    QUOTE (Linda Doell @ 4/2/2024, 10:28 AM) 
    I found two of her Mukbangs, Taco Bell from a year ago. And Sam’s Restaurant dated two weeks ago
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    Linda, you're great at capturing the blob. You can see by the expression of her closed eyes that she is going to savor her brief contact with that forkful of food before it goes down to the bottomless pit. What a HOG!
    QUOTE (Linda Doell @ 4/2/2024, 10:12 AM) 
    Just think slow motion LOL
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    The blob removed the video that SunshineSally posted. She also removed the mukbangs from their playlists. I couldn't find them the other day when I looked. She can remove all the videos she wants but it still doesn't change the fact that she's an ugly blob who does absolutely nothing but eat and do lame crafting with her buddy Ben Franklin. They got a rug shampooer because the poor pup peed on the rug while hubby and two tons went somewhere. Linda, your profile screenshot of her shows how ugly she is, up close. She can suck up soup, mashed taters and other soft and liquid foods through those big nostrils. That slit mouth opens wide to let the huge portions inside. Her tongue slides out like a red carpet at a Hollywood event sucking each bite into her cavernous mouth where she grinds on the food in only 3 or 4 movements before swallowing the mass. Then she stabs another huge pile to swallow down her craw. She is an absolute hog, a very ugly one at that. She thinks she's smart, clever, and a great crafter. She's nothing but a fat bossy know it all blob with an arrogant attitude and an insatiable appetite.
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    The apple pie Tubs "brang" to the Easter dinner was hideous. What nerve. At first, I couldn't tell what it was supposed to be. It looked like a 5 year old baked it. Hey! I could actually see the dinner. It wasn't buried with masses of cheese, a ton of spices, gravies, and slop. Plus, the kitchen looked clean and neat. The hillbilly Brydges were out of their comfort zone I'm sure. It must have raised Tubs' hackles seeing functioning appliances that were clean compared to her "broke" dirty and greasy stove and fridge. It's evident that Eve doesn't "relax" by coloring, doing puzzles, trying to comprehend and pronounce words from books , stealing ideas from content creators, or shopping 5 days out of 7 blowing her husbands hard earned money on junk. Eve takes pride in her home and family. Tubs is just a faker, and it shows. :big-drooling-smiley-emoticon: :lazy-good-for-nothing: :slob:
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    :hearty-laugh: Gizz, you're hilarious!
    QUOTE (Chicken Gizzard and 1 Dwarf @ 3/30/2024, 12:26 PM) 
    The reason Monkey Boy is going with them is because….Wait for it………………………………………………………….. Eve keeps the laundry hamper in the bathroom 😉 Seat Sniffer gets em fresh and ripe from the top!
    On a serious note why can’t Baboon bring breaded fish and a baked potato for that Squirrely Simpleton? I wonder how many weeks old he was when Baloney Face introduced him to kool aid and Fruitopia?
    Oh hey Skeleton Boy if you’ve been wondering where your mom’s 5X bloomers are, just ask Mighty Midget. He uses them as curtains in the chicken coop to keep the flies off the eggs!
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