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    QUOTE (RikkiJones @ 11/8/2021, 22:44) 
    I've never seen someone with such an obsession to fireplaces/pits, etc. Weird.

    Gosh she eats a lot for 1 person.

    She needs to burn all the sage.
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    QUOTE (BespokePoopShovel @ 11/8/2021, 19:55) 
    Gah. She's so boring, I'm having a hard time finding something to turn into a gif.

    So here's her ratchet charcuterie board

    36682x

    Not gonna watch the video, too much to do today and I can't afford getting sleepy.
    Thank you for the gif.

    Did she eat ALL of that? Oh my!
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    She is still in the occult world, the real one is too much for her to handle
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    QUOTE (Beetrix @ 6/8/2021, 17:43) 
    OMG …. That’s all I’m gonna say
    I’m gonna wait till I spill more beans😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    :1485540604:
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    PK always tagged Jen in IG pictures with her kids. Never both kids in the same picture though.
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    ...and probably ask for early retirement
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    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 3/8/2021, 00:08) 
    I think ArsingAroundAtAltitude is an evergreen thread title. That one still makes me laugh

    Except she's ArsingAroundAtAnyAltitude

    :mocking_smiley_emoticon:
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    QUOTE (husbandontherun @ 31/7/2021, 23:12) 
    QUOTE (PowderRoomCandy @ 31/7/2021, 23:01) 
    If numerous strangers having the impression that she's a shit parent won't change her behavior nothing will. Most people would do some serious introspection because even if it's not what her life is really like she should want to change the perception she's giving off. But she doesn't care, we all know that by now. Legendary stubbornness and all.

    Jen’s motto:

    Who needs introspection when you’re always right?

    Yup, especially when a small contingent of your viewers are enablers
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    That house's status became contingent on 5/20. Same day we learnt about T's existence.
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    Such "good" times.
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    QUOTE (seabassJr @ 20/7/2021, 02:21) 
    It’s amazing how many of us have learned what not to do, using Jen as an object lesson.

    On that note, I'm off sugar for TWO!! months now, with the exception of an occasional piece of fruit. I feel amazing.

    Thank you Jen for making me want to become a better ME.
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    QUOTE (gardenhoe @ 18/7/2021, 21:05) 
    Do It On A Dime now sells merchandise with one of her sayings on it. “You are enough”. Ugh. Now I’m totally done with her.

    What would be printed on Jen’s merchandise if she sold any?

    #Iowncare

    Cuz the other one is taken
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    Apocalypse Jen: a lunatic and her van loitering around on a corroded nuclear wasteland.

    That's content.
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    I will LMAO if Tens ends up to be just a new addition, quirks and all, to the crazy bunch.
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    She says Winnie (really it's about herself) is a suburban princess.
    As usual, she doesn't even know what that means, but according to the urban dictionary it describes her perfectly.
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