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| OneLittleWordIsMagicButYourLifeIsUtterly✨Tragique✨LikeJen
Jumping on the next thread title bandwagon because I can't with Jen's magic bullshit while she's circling the infinite drain.
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| Disneyland Paris sent out emails today to let AP members know Disney's offering European cruises (Fantasy) for the very first time in 2025. From the Mediterranean (Greek islands) all the way up North (Norwegian fjords). Would Gene be nuts enough to travel with the heir and the spare to Europe just to catch another cruise?
I'm betting no ("Lowest effort for the win!" - Jen's parenting philosophy) but I'm going to be hooked to her Patreon adventures and YT channel if she does. She'll be huffing and puffing about the kiddos on camera non stop if she has to take them on a long international flight. And complaining about certain waiters trying to be helpful when she orders... 
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| QUOTE (RossManor2.0 @ 26/3/2024, 20:49) Gene hasn’t been a beast on the Peloton in a while, her “strive scores” are high because her heart rate soars, but if you look at her actual output (the combo of resistance and cadence, for non-Peloton users) lately it’s not good. She’s either in pain (either hip or bunions) or her “taking it easy” has pushed her way back—like a lot of things in her life, it kinda seems like she’s going through the motions when it comes to her workouts. Pair that with her horrible carb and sugar laden diet and that’s why she looks the way she does in those swimsuit pics.
As a non-Peloton person, thank you for this workout update. 
This is very interesting. Do you remember when you first noticed her lowered output? |
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| The Mommy Bag debate reminds me of Jen's crazy Dog Walking Satchel of yore. She would leave her fancy golf course manor to walk Winnie carrying a bag that was nearly the size of an old timey postman walking to deliver the mail. It was ridiculous.
All she needed was a poop bag but oh no, Postman Jenny had to carry an entire satchel just in case.
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| Well, one thing we know for sure she didn't pack for her Disney cruise is cuticle cream. Damn, lady, throw a few bills from the divorce dollars pile at your local Sephora or something.
She's such an unapologetic slob these days. You have to sit on a very comfy amount of cash to let yourself go like this. Us plebs could never. We'd be out of a job - and thus a home - in no time between the reduced soap use stank, cuckoo pigeon lady hair, flaky skin (right down to the fingertips), living in too tight workout gear 24/7, etc.
She must know that she's never finding another man at this stage. At least, subconsciously. There's no way someone who genuinely believes that love is waiting for them somewhere out there, takes such poor care of themselves. |
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| Meanwhile, she noted in today's update video that she's been working on her Week in the Life album. I, for one, can't wait for her to finish that project so we can pause and read all her chicken-scratched nonsense when she does a flipthrough as another lazy Patreon fulfillment. There's always several gems in her journaling.
Get crafting, Jen!  |
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| Regarding the Pack 'n Chat video for her umpteenth Disney cruise vacay: "This was requested. People wanted to see how we pack for cruising."
Alexa, play 'Baby Don't Lie' by Gwen Stefani. 
But brace yourselves, Bakers, we're about to find out you shouldn't put scissors in your Disney Cruise suitcase... Riveting content ahead! |
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| Share the magic?
Sad grey sky ✔️
Sad grey sea ✔️
Unkempt hair ✔️
Zero fun in sight ✔️
Oh Jen, honey, that's ✨tragique✨.
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| QUOTE (Gene Is Sis Concert @ 23/3/2024, 03:04) I just watched the video. My gawwwwd she wears the ugliest shit. She can’t possibly like these granny sandals, can she? 
She called them a "step up from Birkenstock" in the video, too. #delulustrikesagain They're her fancy sandals now... |
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| In Jen's defence, she has been living the sausage-cased thigh life in those CrownedBarfletics leggings for a long time. Any pair of pants that allows the blood to properly flow must feel oddly large at this stage.
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| Her hair looks like the fake, stretchable spiderweb material you can buy in those thin packs to make your house creepy for Halloween season.
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| There's no way she can fit those She-Hulk-defying thighs into a US size 6. If it's indeed a size 6, that's not vanity sizing, that's full-on delulu sizing.
It's ironic but her non-stop exercising with that absolutely terrible diet is making the situation worse. She thinks she's strong when she sees herself in the mirror but she's allowing herself to continue to eat so badly because she works out all day long and that's wrecking her hormones. Perimenopause is one of the worrst times to play such dangerous hormonal games as a woman. She's setting herself up for obesity for the second half of her life.
She still has no clue which colours, shapes, cuts and fabric types flatter her and that'll never change. Her urge to resist learning is an accomplishment in itself, I guess. Good ol' delulu Jenny...  |
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| PuttingABigBowInHerLittleHairLikepASSHOLdErJen
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| QUOTE (Bespoke Poop Shovel of Vitriol @ 26/2/2024, 15:36)
JenJen SeaWitch (she's turning grey and blubbery like Ursula) Siwa
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| WeDon'tF*ckAroundWithRevisionistHistoryLiesAroundHereUnlikeJen
Happy b-day, Dawny, I hope you felt celebrated.  |
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