-
|
.
|
| QUOTE (JenuinelyUnorganized @ 17/4/2024, 18:55) I am all set for the race photos. Hopefully they will arrive early enough, I have a medical procedure at 10:30 Friday morning, so I maybe late!
Wishing you the best for your medical procedure. As always, thanks for the race pics. Truly the (only?) highlight of any wogDisney weekend. |
|
-
|
.
|
| QUOTE (Meow2 @ 17/4/2024, 18:11) the 90210 events are going to kill her
May she rest in Spandex.  |
|
-
|
.
|
| How much booch does she drink daily? I thought 250mL/8oz was plenty enough for most people looking to support their gut health.
She truly is Little Miss Excess for everything. |
|
-
|
.
|
| QUOTE (SoProudOfMyself @ 17/4/2024, 16:41) She does have rubbermaid bins and coolers but yes I think she leaves peanut butter, packages of crackers. Things that are sealed and won't spoil. I also think she leaves skin care, toothpaste in it. At least the Disney hoarders bin is stored in a controlled temperature.
Remember the trash heap from Fraggle Rock?
Since she's no longer a Melissa and didn't want to revert back to Boyles, I guess Jen is now Fraggle Ross. 
 |
|
-
|
.
|
| Well, Jen's officially away on vacay. That can only mean one thing...
QUOTE (SweetSmellOfSolitude @ 17/4/2024, 15:57) She could show the rides that have single rider lines and tell us how much shorter her wait time was using single rider than had she waited in stand-by.
My cager and I do single rider lines together. When it's our turn to be seated, it's goodbye and see you at the end of the ride, YOLO!  |
|
-
|
.
|
| QUOTE (Trash Plate @ 16/4/2024, 18:01)
Our collective reminder that Jen announced it was a BRIDAL staircase when she first revealed Mushroom Manor to her dear friends. From then on, it's been: always the bridal staircase poser, never ever again the bride. 
Have the lonely life you deserve, Jen. |
|
-
|
.
|
| I join pinksims in the freshly cut hair club. I'm still firmly in my blunt lob era and loving it. I cannot fathom having Gene's rat tails and daring to come out the house. I'd order a CreaClip and hairdressing scissors from Amazon, hide behind the closed front door during delivery (must not scare the delivery guy AKA my savor), wait until it's dark outside to retrieve the parcel and chop all those ends off so I could finally book an appointment at the salon and get a proper cut.
I can kind of understand being delulu about your actual body size. I can also get being delulu about your eating habits (me every single holiday season). I do not get at all being delulu about those spiderwebs. That's get-me-the-straight-jacket-stat levels of delulu. Does not compute.  |
|
-
|
.
|
| QUOTE (GrownUpStickerBook @ 15/4/2024, 21:03) So after throwing away more Don $$$s on her “experience” in Sedona, is little Jinny finally healed? Isn’t that what the charlatan intuitive reader promises?
Please, the ✨certified✨ charlatan intuitive reader. |
|
-
|
.
|
| QUOTE (Party of 7 @ 15/4/2024, 18:43)
Pissing away those D** dollars for these bullshit new age "experiences". She's so dumb.
This is the bio on Damiyr's website:
QUOTE Why I’m here
Since I was a child I was gifted with very strong intuition. The ability to see and feel what many others cannot has always guided me to the right places. Being so filled with passion for soul liberation caused me to search for a way to connect with others and help them find their own spiritual awakening & freedom.
Arriving in Sedona, I was guided, intuitively to my own true healing and self realization.
Now I am here to help guide others who are looking for their own healing and awakening.
Everything I teach and guide you through I have learned through my own personal experience on Sedona’s red rocks and through ancient teachings.
*Certified Intuitive Reader
*Intuitive Reader at Sedona Healing Arts
*Emotion Mapping Therapist
*Fitness Trainer (10+ years)
Clinically Proven
Movement, meditation, breath work and music have all been clinically proven to help the body heal, bring peace and cultivate happiness naturally. Combining all of these tools, my programs are extremely effective and transformative.
My Promise to You
I take the time to provide you with the guidance, knowledge, and tools needed to be physically, spiritually and emotionally healthy and free.
Certified intuitive reader...  |
|
-
|
.
|
| | I'm actually excited about these next couple of weeks. We're going to have journal deciphering from her super lengthy Week in the Life 2023 share, manic high from her runDisney brunch date, all the official runDisney photos from Jen in her brand new Tinkerbell top (with a lot of white mesh - sausage casing alert!) and a home update. This is a glorious time for us Bakers, rejoice! |
|
-
|
.
|
| It's not tugging. At this stage, it's digging a tunnel to China.
 |
|
-
|
.
|
| She is beauty. She is grace.
 |
|
-
|
.
|
| Me, whenever I start playing a Jen video: Where is my chapstick? I need to moisturise my lips. Like, right now. Just to be sure.
 |
|
-
|
.
|
| QUOTE (Good Morning Friends @ 15/4/2024, 17:12) "I hope April has bestowed blessing unto you and yours."
Ok medieval maiden Jen.
If it talks like an NPC, it probably is an NPC.
Jen is the NPC of her kids' lives, the Chicago 'burbs and her own life. What an existence.
For those who don't play video games, an NPC is a non-player character. It's a character you encounter in the game that doesn't think, doesn't do anything and just acts to relay basic information decided by the game creators. It's also a niche insult for people who have no original thoughts and just follow trends, influencers and current fads. |
|
-
|
.
|
| She's lonely in a starving for IRL attention kind of way. She wants someone to commiserate with her, listen to her, nod along. She wants another Suzanne. She's not lonely for the reciprocity that normal human connections foster.
She's going to complain, she's going to laugh loudly, she's going to flash her 1000-teeth smile, she's going to play sweet and naive, she's going to make every subject that comes up be about her. It's her one and only I-promise-I'm-human-not-a-robot schtick. And that'll be it. She'll be off to Gideon's for a Trenta-sized diabetes-in-a-cup drink and collecting afternoon snacks, high on that little hit of oxytocin. |
|
986 replies since 7/11/2020
.
