The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by ExpensiveSalmon

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    How does she find these brands? I mean I’m familiar with Pact and Vuori, but she seems to find brands that I’ve never heard of and she speaks about them like everyone knows them. It’s just strange.
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    QUOTE (JenuinelyUnorganized @ 29/4/2024, 19:39) 
    QUOTE (Jin’s Colonial Ponytail @ 29/4/2024, 19:33) 
    I’ve been taking a break from Gene and just reading casually here and there. Did she really pretend that she got dat ass into size 4 jeans? On what planet?!?!? :hearty-laugh:

    They were sized 4 from a company that makes people believe they are that small, Beefy Gene’s world . Meanwhile in the real world, she is most likely an 8, those size 4 gave her a camel toe.

    What brand are those jeans? I tried to catch it on a video of hers but never heard of them before and now I can’t remember what they were.
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    QUOTE (Bespoke Poop Shovel of Vitriol @ 26/3/2024, 15:17) 
    QUOTE (CryingGrayMarshmallowBlob @ 3/25/2024, 10:55 PM) 
    It's the Nellie Eyelet dress by Carve. Included photo of how it looks on the model on their website.

    (IMG:https://upload.forumfree.net/i/fc12033510/...0325_235209.jpg)

    I can see Jen thinking if she bought that dress, she'd look just like the lady on the right wearing it. 🤣🤣🤣

    She spent $100 on that dress? I mean she spent dons money on that dress?
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    Why does she insist on rolling up the bottom of her jeans? I think she thinks it makes her look “sporty” but all it does is make her look shorter and wider.
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    QUOTE (AcademyAwardWinningActress @ 9/3/2024, 15:42) 
    QUOTE (ExpensiveSalmon @ 3/9/2024, 03:18 PM) 
    I’ve just gone on a deep dive of the Disney concierge level and it’s just for clout so she can jump past the Pearl level cruisers. And you know Jen, she loves bragging about her exclusive access (Amazon Prime, anyone?).

    What exactly does concierge level include? A nicer room? Better view? More freebies? Dinner with the captain?

    Yes to all of that (maybe not dinner with the captain) but you get priority birding, a special lounge prior to boarding, a luncheon when you board, your own guest service team, early reservations for everything, simplified disembarking, exclusive lounge access, exclusive sun deck, and so on. The rooms are bigger and nicer, from what I can tell. It’s having the Disney experience without having to associate with the poors.
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    I’ve just gone on a deep dive of the Disney concierge level and it’s just for clout so she can jump past the Pearl level cruisers. And you know Jen, she loves bragging about her exclusive access (Amazon Prime, anyone?).
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    QUOTE (Breakdown @ 9/3/2024, 02:05) 
    So the next time she'll be at Leonidas inhaling ham crepes & chocolates will be on Wednesday, March 20 for breakfast. In Northbrook.

    My god she's a fucking idiot to think she's safe sharing this info in her video for her "community" :5153:

    Just had to say that, now I'm diving back in...

    Too bad I work on Wednesdays. Would love to see Jen in the wild. Now that she revealed where she goes.
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    QUOTE (Identifying as Single Mom @ 3/3/2024, 01:50) 
    Her monologue at the end, she’s stuck in her “office journey” and digging down roots or some nonsense, I think that’s partially because she was wanting Don back, but also because she bought that house expecting for a man to be in that house with her as fast as Don landed Tensleigh. She left closet space and empty rooms because she thought she’d be building a life with a husband. She must have finally let it sink in that she is going to be alone forever.

    The thing is that a woman doesn’t NEED a man to be happy. If they have friends, family, and other endeavors they gain joy from, a man is nice but not necessary. But in Jen’s case, all she has is her peloton and Disney trips without her children. If she could craft a fulfilling life for herself, she honestly would be more attractive to others. But the only person right now even liking Jen is Jen.
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    QUOTE (NefariousStepmomTensleigh @ 26/2/2024, 17:19) 
    So tell us exactly how many bracelets you gave out!

    Pictures or it didn’t happen!
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    Did anyone catch her live?
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    QUOTE (BannedInUtah @ 2/2/2024, 14:54) 
    Happy Groundhog Day, lovely bakers!

    Every day is Groundhog Day in Jen world!
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    Omg. She’s so dramatic because she actually had to be a “single parent” for a month.
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    I’ve taken my daughter to tea multiple times. We started when she was about 6 years old and she has such fond memories (as do I). It’s a little fancy but it doesn’t take too long. It’s perfect for a mother/child outing. And such a great opportunity to reinforce or introduce some etiquette.
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    QUOTE (CryingGrayMarshmallowBlob @ 30/1/2024, 19:30) 
    QUOTE (ExpensiveSalmon @ 30/1/2024, 19:08) 
    She keeps talking about “doing the work” but how exactly is she doing that? She doesn’t go to therapy, she’s not changing her habits. How, Jen, are you doing the work?

    Writing about it in her journals. Two-way prayer with herself. Excessive exercising with motivational gurus. Reading inspirational books about empowerment. Solo traveling.

    Oh right. Two way prayer and over exercising. I don’t know if that’s the kind of work she actually needs.
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    She keeps talking about “doing the work” but how exactly is she doing that? She doesn’t go to therapy, she’s not changing her habits. How, Jen, are you doing the work?
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