The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by DanceLikeEveryoneIsWatching

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    Some of the trusted bakers are complete stalkers and bat shut crazy. A couple letters is not even close as Tens account is private compared to talking about her house, or where Jen is at a certain time letting everyone know her house is empty. Jen might be a narcissist and imploded her life but she isn’t posting that her home is empty or spending days ooogling all her stuff. I enjoyed the bakery and GG for years but I think I’m done.
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    What I don’t understand is that you can talk and stalk a house Tens will be living in, who she is hiring to work for her, discuss her work at the PK’s wedding but if info is found not by someone who is an admin you get a finger wave and a message or your post deleted. This has too many Jen vibes.
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    QUOTE (Breakdown @ 10/9/2021, 19:56) 
    QUOTE (Good Morning Friends @ 9/10/2021, 12:59 PM) 
    Friends, today is Jen and Donald's wedding anniversary. It would have been 16 years of marriage. True love is indeed dead. :(

    I'm sure Jen is raging and riding today, and binging on cartons of B&J. Please be extra gentle with her.

    I wonder what Don's doing today... BBQ? Pool party? Cake?

    Getting his meat smoked.
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    QUOTE (Bunion of Fury @ 9/9/2021, 19:45) 
    Outraged Raging Jen is my favorite Jen!

    My dear, you can't publicly discuss your cervical mucus and then act all offended when Jenions have questions. They invested in this shit, down payment is the 1000s of views and pat downs you have received over the years, not to mention the poor souls (bless their little heart) who are genuinely concerned over your welfare.

    There are only a few reasons why you won't show the kids...

    1. You were told you can no longer share them online. Something you resent because they were 80% of you IG life. Your channel was never a family channel so it would be easy to ask a judgement in favor of no longer showing the kids, your Youtube career was doing very well pre CC & the other one, the rugrats bring no true value.
    2. You lost part of your custody agreement and are big mad people are not only noticing, they (how dare they) are asking for an explanation but you can't announce that, it would make you look bad. "Just Stop" is not cutting it, Jen, you better find a way to explain the absence once and for all.
    3. You are embarrassed by your lack of parenting skills. Clearly your interactions with them indicated as much and now that they are verbal, mobile and rambunctious AF you just can't be exposed for the dingbat that you are (that's actually my preferred explanation).
    4. The kids, when with you, are talking non stop about how awesome the new Mrs. Ross and RM3 are, the pool, the food, the siblings, it's like summer camp all year long, please mommy can we go back sooner? GASP! And it's not that you have to edit them out, it's simply that you more than likely told them they can no longer be on mommy's camera since they won't shut the hell up. Because you are a bitch and I can totally see you leverage that against them.
    5. Better yet, they flat out told you that you're boring and they don't want to be part of your nonsense anymore. Mommy Tens does not point a camera at them but interacts with them all the time instead, why can't you do that? She's also cooking great stuff why do they have to eat mush at RM2, also Mommy Tens does not spend hours in her gym pretending to be Athlete mom of the year all the while neglecting them.

    Be pissed all you want. Jenions do not like the new content, they can't relate. Period.

    You divorced, something you pretend you wanted for years. You got a million dollar home (counting the house and all the crap you bought for it), you get to go on multiple solo trips which cost a pretty penny and entirely off your Ex's income, you barely have to parent and when you parent, you neglect the shit out of them. The average divorced co parenting mom spends her off days cleaning, shopping, organizing, billing, planning, essentially she is still being a mom...maybe she gets a bubble bath at 11 PM the night before they're due back home.
    You? You can't wait to get the fuck out of town to some random and semi exotic place knowing your house is in order since he pays for all the services you believe you still deserve.
    No one can relate to your lifestyle Jen, certainly none of your Jenions. The majority of the folks who watch you live ordinary lives, especially now that we are coming out of a pandemic. How many of your fans just lost their unemployment benefits? Your new to you camera bag pretty much covers one month of benefits for these folks. So while they're struggling to figure out a way to stay afloat, you want to bitch about genuine questions regarding the whereabouts of your meal tickets? The same two kids you plastered all over for 5 years. Poof! Be Gone!

    You are not just clueless, you're tone deaf.
    You're not just a privileged bitch, you are an entitled one too. No amount of IG shitquote complete with butterflies and rainbows are going to make you a sincere, loving, caring human being, Jen. You could suck the life out of an amoeba! Your bullshit is exhausting. Your mood swings are out of control. Your life is a shit show and there is no longer a single thing any one could envy in you. You are a sad sack of regrets and missed opportunities.
    So you're going to have to make a decision here. You either go back to your old content, without the kids is perfectly fine. Or you need to quit.
    You're just about as watchable/likeable as a bursting hemorrhoid on a hot summer day!

    The Bunion has Spoken.

    Everything up above is the truth. She won’t share the kids because CC will tell everything on live. She also doesn’t have custody of her kids as before. She is a solo traveller and a single mom to a dog apparently.
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    QUOTE (Ican’twiththelikesofher @ 8/9/2021, 19:17) 
    Laura stop begging Jen to be your friend. While it’s nice and all that you want to connect Jen doesn’t do friends.
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    And you’re too poor and don’t have enough followers so buzz off.
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    QUOTE (DirtyMartini @ 7/9/2021, 23:11) 
    That fugly shirt just won’t die ….

    The fruit, vegetable, and striped shirts the you tubers wear makes me stabby. You are not cute nor nautical.
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    The only real D Jen is getting is when her fanny rubs up against that bike seat.
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    QUOTE (Traps Queen @ 29/8/2021, 01:28) 
    QUOTE (bleucheese @ 28/8/2021, 22:25) 
    i believe she just means going to utah a week before everyone else as a solo trip. solo trip to paris might be when don was working in england and she met up for the summer?

    social blade, per youtubers, is notoriously unreliable. do i believe that her trips are ONLY funded by youtube money? absolutely not. but it's definitely more than a hundred or so dollars.

    I can actually help with this. I’ll say the YouTube video income is basically nothing. If it were significant I don’t think she would have killed her MHWL channel. Maybe Don paid her to take those down but but with the frequency of her uploads and current views she’s not making more than 6k a year from YT. Most OG YouTubers were in it for the free shit and Jen used to LOVE free shit.

    The people who make money learned how to get sponsorships/mastered affiliate marketing/streaming/ make paid subscriber content and found success on other platforms (Jen isn’t making any cash from her dying insta.) Sure, with a channel her size she could make more money but Jen will never put the work in. She’s in it for the views alone and some small percentage on the links under her videos. She’d have to treat her job as a job to make money.

    The sad truth is, with lifestyle and travel blogs only people with cult followings like Jonna make money from views alone. Everyone else has someone else paying for it (like Jen) and unfortunately a large number of the younger ones are in sex work. (No judgement from me on that one, sugar daddy money spends just the same as real daddy or exs)

    The people who are making the most on YT right now from views are the ASMR people.

    It’s to the influencers benefit to make people believe that social blade is wholly inaccurate, their big egos couldn’t handle people knowing the truth.

    Jen started a YouTube channel to try and get the attention of other popular you tubers and gain favour with them. At no time did she want or need the attention of her viewers or followers or fans. She believes that those who watch her have no money and their follower count is not high enough to try and build a community.
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    QUOTE (BarefootNightmares @ 26/8/2021, 06:03) 
    Why isn't Jen a bird watcher? It's the perfect hobby for her.

    Just a different species of bird she is interested in.
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    QUOTE (ThatThing @ 25/8/2021, 19:35) 
    We did a B&B on out honeymoon and I hated eating breakfast with the other guests, lol. but the hosts made an amazing breakfast. I have to say!

    I have done several AirBnb/VRBO, it is great when you need a big place, but I am kinda ready for my next vacation to be a hotel. Matter of fact, make that an all inclusive resort hotel haha.

    We were gifted a B&B for our wedding night. We got there, there was nothing to drink that was cold and no where to get anything cold. It was summer, it was hot, there was no air conditioning, or even a fan in the room. We shagged then drove home.
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    QUOTE (Jaide @ 9/7/2021, 01:49) 
    QUOTE (Breakdown @ 7/9/2021, 12:24 AM) 
    How embarrassing to still have these up on prettyneatliving.com when YOU supposedly wanted the divorce (HA HA), rebranded yourself (HA HA) and still left all this shit online, plus your ex husband has moved on with his life :shaking_head_smiley_emoticon:

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    Ugh, painfully awkward. 😳

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    I would pay her to remove all images of me.
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    QUOTE (Lightupdisneycroc @ 19/8/2021, 22:56) 
    Thats weird. i wonder what happened to Jep?! She seemed crazy about those
    Dogs before

    I unsubscribed from her. Did she give her dog away? Did the dog die? Did something happen to the dog because of neglect?
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    QUOTE (Chismosa731 @ 17/8/2021, 23:55) 
    Can I just say that I'm happy Don and his children get to enjoy REAL food again. I wouldn't be surprised if he decided he wanted to marry Tens after she cooked him a dinner. Lol

    Tens was hired to cook for the family and Don knew his meat wouldn’t be delegated to the garage so he put a ring on it.
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    QUOTE (Good Ol’ Suze @ 17/8/2021, 22:03) 
    QUOTE (BerthaGene @ 8/17/2021, 12:43 PM) 
    I would love it if Don 2.0 were a hippy dippier version of Don 1.0. They'd hate each other.

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    If I am picking Don2.0 to rankle Don, he should be work for a non profit, allocating tax dollars to the needy, tea totaller, and naturally fit. Also was a golf pro in college.

    However Jen’s odious personality pretty much means she will be alone for ever unless Don2.0 has something really creepy going on. Like he is a scam artist or has shocking body odor.

    Jen isn’t going near anyone poor or community minded.

    QUOTE (VirutalHug @ 17/8/2021, 17:22) 
    Idleness is the father of vices...

    When I discovered Jen's channel in 2011, I was dating a very wealthy man and I felt very similar to Jen. Back then, my dream was to be a stay at home 'wife'. Which came true to a certain extent. I was very happy playing the perfect housewife and I had no money problem, had plenty of time on my hands. We were travelling a lot, he treated me to Michelin starred restaurants, champagne, expensive gifts without batting an eye. I dare say I was happy at the beginning.
    But he was out of the house the majority of the time and I got so bored. I cleaned, went grocery shopping, cooked, exercised, explored the area, went shopping at every whim....But when these activities were over, what was left for me to do? I was so bored. I tried to find a job, find a hobby... I couldn't get out of my head. I started to over organize everything and became more and more unsatisfied. Never felt more 'caged' and at the mercy of fate in my life back then than I ever felt in my entire life. It made me clingy, frustrated and unhappy, I felt ashamed to say to people I was a housewife (= no money of my own). My brain turned into mush. Days were simply too long to fill. I got depressed. It was terribly hard to break the circle and build something on my own.

    I discovered that just being a housewife, which I thought was for me, was not good for my mental heath. I can do it, yes, but for limited periods of time(ie on holidays) or while having a part time job or a full time job.

    From that experience, I learnt a lot. I swore to myself to never repeat the same mistake again. I understood I need to be independent, and have my own money to be happy and fulfilled. Independence is freedom! It's terrifying to be at somebody's else mercy.

    And Jen is still at D's mercy.

    So, how did you get all this independence if you were caged?
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    QUOTE (SingHo!toDons2ndWife @ 17/8/2021, 17:13) 
    Per usual, Jen over-complicates everything to the extreme.

    Jenions would be creaming themselves if she uploaded the most basic, low effort content TWO! times a week: What’s in my walking pharmacy, DITL on Errands Tuesday, Organize my bathroom cabinet with me, Favourites

    Instead, Jen sleeps in her car at an abandoned nuclear plant and calls it re-branded content.

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    Nah, the bakers make enough cream when Jen takes a piss, there is enough to start a bakery world wide. The Jenions tell her she is such an inspiration and then they go on about their day. The bakers sit for most of the day refreshing all her social media in hopes of being the first to find something.
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