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Posts written by RikkiJones

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    I don't know about you all, but I call the machine where I wash clothes a washer, not a laundry machine. What does she call her dryer? A drying machine?
    There's no frickin' way those jeans are a 6. Maybe a 9 and she read it upside down? Has anyone seen her in real life and can say if she is thinner than how she looks on camera? The Whole Foods that I can go to is the only one in a 100-mile radius from me and they don't sell clothes there. She should not wear white. That dress makes her look like a big marshmallow.
    Those sandals are way too big for her.
    NO NO NO to the bathing suit. Just get a one-piece...something with a skirt to cover those massive hips.
    Holy crap! $60 for a candle? You just burn through Don's money.
    She paid around $350 for her toaster oven. That's not horrible. I paid $300 for my Ninja one that does everything. But if she's just going to use it to make toast, then get a $20 toaster at Target/Walmart. Doesn't she have a microwave to heat up her soup?
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    No one has any interest in her pace times. She's NOT a runner. She walks/jogs not full-out running.
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    She likes to take her uneaten snacks home for the kids. I bet the kids are thrilled to receive a half eaten pretzel or half eaten piece of cake. Sheesh!
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    QUOTE (BarefootNightmares @ 3/20/2024, 10:48 AM) 
    Kristina seemed very nervous around Jen. :toothless-chuckle-smiley-emotic

    She probably didn't want to be filmed by Jenny but she talked her into it at the last minute.
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    Ick, another running video. No thanks. They are all the same.
    I did go and watch the ending to see her "friend." All of that sugar-dripping princess talk makes me nauseous. I don't know if I could go to Disney again and listen to that all day long.

    Edited by RikkiJones - 3/20/2024, 09:48 AM
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    QUOTE (Quite Just Yet @ 3/19/2024, 12:04 PM) 
    Time to put out the bunny candlesticks, but don’t worry—I never light the candles!

    I was watching this video (bc I’m crazy), and toward the end (approx 11:00), she says she doesn’t like being on planes or “big boats,” and that she gets claustrophobic. It’s amazing how much can change in 10 years.

    https://rumble.com/vlgdyh-packing-up-chris...ary-9-2013.html

    That baby voice when she talks to Don. It about pushed me over the edge. How the heck did I watch that crap years ago?
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    Why is she worried about keeping a cold plunge clean when she doesn't worry about keeping her body clean which would go into the cold plunge after working out?
    Do you know how they work, Jenny?????
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    Why the hell is every update started with her total confusion over time?
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    Forgot about the live. Just started watching it. Less than 5 minutes in and she thinks Las Vegas is in Arizona. For a travel vlogger, she sure needs some geography lessons. She needs to study a map.
    I'm out. Not watching the rest.
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    CAN YOU SAY HOARDER!!!???
    I already have a headache after 5 minutes of 2x speed. Didn't she just organize her closet? Has it been a year already? Why the hell is she saving her old golf and tennis stuff? There is no way she would fit into them anyway.
    I watched another 5 minutes at 2x speed and just couldn't stand it anymore. So I scrubbed it till the end.
    She's just pleased as punch. She's the only person in the world that says that.

    She has a train to catch? Did I miss something? Where is she going now?
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    QUOTE (TheHairyChild @ 13/3/2024, 23:01) 
    QUOTE (Bespoke Poop Shovel of Vitriol @ 3/13/2024, 10:26 PM) 
    Is that why she's always so bloated?

    I mean, besides the thick layer of fat.

    I’m wondering. One of the latest race videos, not today’s, her face looked really puffy.

    There’s probably a decent amount of salt in all that food she is buying there too.

    She could literally drop from a heart attack with all that salt in her system.
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    Race days video...nope not going to happen. I'll rely on the snark found here.
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    If you have instagram, this guy is hilarious. He just got back from Disney World. Here's his first recap.

    www.instagram.com/p/C4b6gOJOZPn/
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    Ok Jenny....."we don't live in an agricultural society" ?????? Where the hell do you think your groceries come from. What an idiot! This proves she has the brain of a 12 year old. A$$ HOLE!
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    QUOTE (GrownUpStickerBook @ 3/10/2024, 07:41 PM) 
    Even I’m not old enough to have used the word “constitutional”. And I’m pretty sure she’s using it wrong (as usual). Did she do her business outside like Winnie? I hope she carried a poop bag (or poop shovel) on her constitutionals.

    My grandpa used to say he had is morning constitutional...which meant he pooped.
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