The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by BannedInUtah

  1. .
    Any guesses on how Gene pronounces cozumel?
  2. .
    QUOTE (CryingGrayMarshmallowBlob @ 29/3/2024, 20:20) 
    QUOTE (TheHairyChild @ 29/3/2024, 20:10) 
    But she can’t take one of the lights they already have. She needs a third one for traveling.

    Did anybody get the binoculars part? I know she needs a pair of cruise binoculars, and one pair that stays in her traveling hoard….but it kind of sounded like each kid had their own set of cruise binoculars as well….? Or did I mishear that?

    I think the kids both got their own pair of binoculars for the Alaskan cruise.

    And they don't share. Let's not forget about the nintendo swtiches with identical games.
  3. .
    Gene always treated SMD like shit so I guess she expected him to quietly keep his meat in the garage, not ask for the wonderland and relinquish all the hashbrowns for eternity.
  4. .
    QUOTE (SweetSmellOfSolitude @ 27/3/2024, 18:36) 
    I think she is incredibly uncomfortable in her body. She is well aware of the fact that she has gained weight and not the size she used to be. She can't fit into the dresses she once did and even if she did, I'm betting she is insecure about how her legs look. She can wear stretchy pants and oversized shirts because they are more forgiving as her weight goes up and down 10 pounds every few months but she will play it off like she is dressing this way because she was "caged" in her previous life and forced to wear regular clothes.

    However, I bet anytime she has to interact with Mrs. Ross 2.0, she feels ugly, fat, frumpy, and humiliated and avoids those opportunities like the plague. Unfortunately, that means missing out on activities that are important to her children. Then again, it's not like she really cares if her kids feel slighted...

    If only she had the means to improve her situation.
  5. .
    The mommy bag is another way to infantilize the kids.
    They need all this stuff, all these toys, all these activities to function when they're out and about. I bet the kids don't use anything from that bag.
  6. .
    How is it possible the kids liked the lightsaber keychains if you forgot about them in a closet???? And she knows we know! The nerve of this woman.
  7. .
    She puts sparkles on her face because "we're celebrating" while her kids are having their birthday parties at home. :confused-face-smiley-emoticon:
  8. .
    If I wanted gardening updates, you know what I'd do.
    The tiny slide pointing to a wall is so sad.
  9. .
    She talks about her training like she's going to the Olympics. I can't with her.

    I did the float thing two weeks ago and loved it. I've been going through fires recently and it cleared my mind. But they don't change the water after every use, hence the need of a thorough shower prior, so I feel so bad for the person who went after Gene.
  10. .
    She didn't get the pass holder spirit jersey! Bummer.

    Everything is overpriced yet Gene buys buys buys.

    Wedding hand aka left hand.

    That's all she got the kids? Bitch!!!
  11. .
    QUOTE (Trash Plate @ 6/3/2024, 19:24) 
    QUOTE (Friendlikejen @ 6/3/2024, 19:17) 
    Wow 😣 that’s mostly sun damage on the cheeks right? What causes the discoloration on the eyelid?

    It's foreskin. We should probably start pixelating her eyes for people who are at work.

    All that money spent on skin care and this is how she looks at 41.
  12. .
    QUOTE (Bespoke Poop Shovel of Vitriol @ 4/3/2024, 17:24) 
    Ye olde fashioned tea

    SPOILER (click to view)
    Idk what's happened to the Breville. It caught my stomach bug or something. If you don't feel like waiting, here's a download link. Will only be active for a week. Should be a smooth view. Will serve Breville tea when available.

    Sippy Sippy.

    Are you feeling better? :6792:
  13. .
    QUOTE (Millennium Falcom @ 4/3/2024, 02:16) 
    If anyone wants to watch an office decor video, check out Cecilia Blomdahl's newest video. In 30 minutes, she explains her choices and shows updating her office from start to finish. Bonus points for the amazing scenery shots and her adorable dog Grim. Jen bought a drone thinking she would recreate footage like Cecilia, but falls comically short.

    ETA: Jen recently followed Adam Hatten, a Disney creator. He just did a real meetup at Epcot for his about 3 dozen patreons that showed up. Showing photo evidence on his page. And LRJ is also on her way to a Disney cruise. I'm sure Jen is journaling about so many cliques.

    I love Cecilia!!! Her channel is like a breath of fresh air.
  14. .
    Why does she care so much about the opinion of the same people she dragged on Thanksgiving? Weren't they a bunch of poors and alcoholics? Or she means THAT MAN? Wasn't he a cheater?
    Pick a lane! You can't hate them and beg for their approval.
  15. .
    QUOTE (Here for it @ 27/2/2024, 21:52) 
    QUOTE (GrownUpStickerBook @ 27/2/2024, 19:53) 
    I would love it if someone walked up to Jen at Springtime Surprise and said, “Oh, you’re the girl from the email! I almost didn’t recognize you. You are much bigger than you looked in the picture! Sorry, I don’t mean to sound like you’re fat…gotta go!”



    I was curious as to why they use the name “Springtime Surprise” (I mean, it’s not exactly a surprise, and doesn’t it happen every year?) Anyway, I love the description:

    (IMG:https://upload.forumfree.net/i/fc11438463/...0600017124.jpeg)

    I will be at Disney the weekend of Springtime Surprise 😈

    Here for it indeed.
735 replies since 11/2/2021
.