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| For what she is charging for her goal grifting class, I can actually sign up for multiple sessions with professional, certified, reputable goal coaches and come away with useable information.
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| QUOTE (ThinkYouKnowMe @ 4/4/2022, 05:36 PM) Her goal is to read three books about fertility…
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She's still a grifter. She still has no style sense when it comes to clothes and shoes. Her idea of "edgy" appears to wearing rainboots with an institutional green skirt. I thought her online color expert told her to wear jewel tones? Institutional green is not a jewel color.
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| QUOTE (KBDProductionsTV_Official @ 4/3/2022, 06:49 AM) QUOTE (RogerSterling @ 4/2/2022, 04:22 PM) Nate has Michelle's freakishly small mouth and her mental deficiencies. Also, if she used to talk about disability payments the way she did when they were a "frugal" channel, they absolutely would have mentioned adoption payments or the amount of money they spent on adoption.
Michelle is a selfish bitch and harped on about how much she waited for her "miracle child" when there's kids sitting orphanages everywhere around the world waiting to be taken in. If Nate was adopted, she'd absolutely remind him of that and how she "saved" him so he should be thankful that she buys him Cheerios and acknowledges his existence twice a day when she needs something from him. She didn't want to be an actual mother, she wanted to play house with Bruce and live in a fairytale land where she lives in a log cabin on a lake instead of a rotting firehazard where at least 50% of the furniture is covered in bodily fluids from multiple different living species and is surrounded by so much garbage that their property looks like someone dropped their house in the middle of a garbage tip. I was shocked to see the rest of her street/neighbourhood properly. It looks quite nice... then there's the Brydges' crackden squat house.
The mere idea of HOAs makes me cringe into the next century but man, if they aren't the best arguement for them... I seriously think Nate is Michele's sisters biological kid. They said they tried for 16 years to have a kid, but also had a lot of financial issues with credit card debt. so what does an aging couple who want a baby do? get invitro and a surrogate mother. what does an aging couple who want a baby a cant afford the thousands for invitro do? ask your sister for help. Bruce probably did her sister, and she had Nate. hence the lack of pregnancy photos/stories, the fact that the sister or her kids are never seen/ invited to the house. It would also explain why Michele seems aromantic and asexual towards her husband, because deep down she knows the truth and it lives with her forever. there's no natural biological mom chemistry between her and Nate (even in her older videos). I firmly believe she has 0 biological kids of her own and copes with it by shopping, having animals, and eating feelgood food like chips and candy. she wants the fantasy in her head to stay alive so she just doesn't talk about it, and refuses to answer questions. its like asking a Chinese person what happened in June of 1989
I like the sister angle on the origins of Nate. My thought was that Bruce buggered his sister or a first cousin and the result was Nate. The sister/cousin offered the resulting mutant to Michele to raise as her own. |
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| QUOTE (Nefarious DisneyPrincess @ 3/30/2022, 10:26 PM) The coyotes staring into her room freaked me out. I didn't like that room much. There's 'eco' and then there's dreary. However that bathroom looked expensive. Who hauls 2 cups of Epsom salts around on a trip? She is so weird.
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| Her dinner plate looks like a serving platter. Then there is her stuffing her nasty, phugly face with donuts. She's eating like she hasn't been fed in a month.
When she croaks, she isn't going to fit through the door. This is how she'll have to be removed:
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| QUOTE (Yetta @ 3/30/2022, 06:29 PM) I think he was really wanting to start a family and was trying to make her happy, get her to relax. So, send her to a spa!
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| Such a busy life she had in those days. Flying to AZ to spend a weekend at a bloody spa and getting a deep tissue massage and a pedicure. Her face looks fat and greasy (even before she starts blabbering about putting sun screen on her phugly face). Don was a willing partner in this marriage, but jeez, was he really that hard up when he found her?!
This was about the time I stepped away from that pathetic shit show she called a life. |
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| There she is, fellating a chicken wing pretending it's Bruce's teeny, tiny dwarf-sized dick, what she does with that wing when off camera, we really don't want to know!
Meanwhile the little dick dwarf is on his way to work where he's going to hole up in the shitter with his scrawny, skanky side chick and stick his little bone in her because there is no way he'd ever manage to stick it into the buffalo-sized monster he calls "wife". |
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| QUOTE (Chicken Gizzard and 1 Dwarf @ 3/29/2022, 07:17 PM) QUOTE (Chef Elzar @ 29/3/2022, 19:21) All of the above.
Little dwarf needs to boost his ego by whatever means are at hand. False courage never works when in a brawl though. I think his next job should a dwarf in a dwarf throwing contest.
Yes, I know throwing dwarves is not politically correct in this day and age, but then again, neither is the Brydges family. Omg Chef remember Midget tossing back in the day?. They would put little velcro suits on midgets on midgets and these big burly guys would see how far they could throw them And they would stick to the wall. As kids we used to look forward to that every Saturday lol
Yes I do remember those days! I think it is the perfect job for that flag-waving half-wit. Heck, they could do a family act. Put the Sascrotch in a shiny, too small spandex unitard with holes, snags, and stains, wrap the skeleton boy in Velcro and put the dwarf in a suit with handles (like luggage) and she can do a carny act:
"Step right up folks, toss the Velcro dwarf at the skeleton running around over there. If you can hit the skeleton with the dwarf, and they stick together, you win a prize! A genuine thrift store or Giant TAGGER piece of crap!"
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| QUOTE (Amazed1123 @ 3/28/2022, 08:19 PM) I just watched her Sunday video, Bruce is really creeping me out! Holy moly is he drunk or high or an idiot?
All of the above.
Little dwarf needs to boost his ego by whatever means are at hand. False courage never works when in a brawl though. I think his next job should a dwarf in a dwarf throwing contest.
Yes, I know throwing dwarves is not politically correct in this day and age, but then again, neither is the Brydges family. |
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| Watching that gibbering baboon's ass is getting old and boring. Same old stuff, day in and out. Same lies and bullshit. Stuff face with candy, show herself "cooking" or "walking". See her sit in her chair cramming the most disgusting food known to humanity into her snaggle-fanged maw. She is a stupid, ugly, mean-spirited, horrid human being. Her parents should have abandoned her in the hospital when she was first born.
The whole Brydges family is a waste of oxygen. Just thing how much more pleasant the world would be without that family of freaks. |
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| She is sick in the head. She gets more pleasure from eating than anything else in her miserable, pathetic life. Give her candy and she literally orgasms over it.
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QUOTE (Cool Beans @ 3/27/2022, 04:13 PM) Ugh, Michele. Do you think she is going to put her wishlist back up or forget about it. Made another video about her bragging about her youtube money,huge meat halls, she paid for Bruce's truck with her yt money. She's never going to ask us for anything she's free.  https://streamable.com/hnrup9
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Orgasmic Michele. She’s so overwhelmed by um, waking up, taking a walk, making dinner and sometimes she even cleans the floors and does dishes! How does she do it all??
Ugh, Michele.