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| OMFG! What the hell is wrong with that supersized tub of shit?! Her brother loved the "Detroit TAGGERS"?!?! Michele, you shit-filled skin bag, the word is pronounced TIGER...not TAGGER! The letter "I" is pronounced "EYE" (as in eyeball you fuckwit). You are 57 years old and you still do not have the basic grasp of the English language?! Your parents, brothers, and sister must have hated having a half-witted piglet like you running around. I bet you were in special needs classes.
Your sister and brothers (including the one who recently passed away) seem to be normal, productive members of society. What the fuck is your excuse? Did you eat too much Play-Doh as a kid? Did you bend over and run into walls head first for fun? Did you eat bug bait? Were you in the Special Needs classes while you were in school? How old were you when you learned how to use the potty like a big girl...or were you too stupid to be potty-trained?
Seeing how badly you fucked up your own kid, I find it hard to believe anyone would let you near their child(ren), let alone take care of them!
You are one of the more pathetic, useless, and vile YouTubers. Your "pre-recorded vlog" is nothing more than a cash grab from your equally stupid, half-witted followers. We know you are hoping to gets lots of money from your followers. When are you going to tell us YOU have to pay for your brother's funeral expenses and beg those morons who actually follow you for cash? |
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| For the record....
In context of the ButtFuckedInTheHead family, I do like Bruce and Nate. I absolutely cannot stand that fat-assed butt-crack bellied she-beast. They are too stupid to understand they are bottom-feeding idiots. The snark watching is what makes the males entertaining. The hippo is a disgusting lump of lard with less intelligence than a garden slug. I'm aware of what awful "people" (it feels wrong to refer to them as "people") they are. |
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| QUOTE (stickersandwashi @ 3/15/2022, 11:59 AM) Screenshot of the heifers being lifted in the chairs lol. Look at her mouth! 
Geez, she looks like a tubby blow up sex doll with her mouth open like that. If she doesn't want to do the chair thing, think about how the people who hoisted her fat, heavy ass in a chair over their heads feel about doing that ever again! I'm wondering how many of them have torn tendons and ligaments from doing that. |
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| Overall, I like Bruce. He's best when he's not being pussy-whipped by the Hangry Hangry Hippo. He does go out of his way to do stuff for her and to take care of her. He and the Corpse seem to have a good relationship as well. Hangry Hippo views the males as annoyances or servants. They exist solely for her to order around and to make miserable.
Yes, the critters (chickens, duck, Zen, the doggos) should be feasting on her corpse as well. They've been trapped in a living hell for most of their lives, they deserve to have as much of her as they want to eat. Same for the squirrels too. Black Sabbath (the black squirrel) definitely needs to grab a eyeball, toe or a finger for himself. |
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| | Stubby is going to come home from work some dank morning and discover his hippo wife had died in her recliner overnight. Corpse Boy will be gnawing on one of her arms or a leg and will go complete feral when Stubby tries to pull him off. |
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| QUOTE (User Name of Choice @ 3/14/2022, 04:54 PM) Pucker up.
Also, who doesn't share food with their SO?
Laken for one. She's all about her food. Sam can fend for himself.
Someone commented on the back of Sam's head being flat. It certainly is flat and his hairline grows well below his collar. He looks like a partially shaved dog. |
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| QUOTE (MorningRoutineQueen @ 3/13/2022, 08:53 PM) I get the earth tone, country, BBQ theme but the red dresses just didn’t make sense. It’s like she wanted to do something different and it completely backfired. She could have added anyone of these colors and it would have made a huge difference.
Something about the dress is just off too. It’s like she had it hemmed for heels and then opted for old lady sneakers.
The wedding dress would have looked better on someone else. The style did nothing to flatter her figure other than showing off her flab. The red dresses and muted flowers remind me of a fall wedding. The red dresses really didn't seem to match anything in with the wedding. The red dresses also clashed with her skanky fake whore hair. |
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| It definitely looked like she was worshipping her crappy cake. I wish Bruce or the Corpse would have pushed her head into the cake for grins and giggles.
Hell's bells, she is 57, not 7! She is sitting in her pissed in salmon crotch chair, wearing cheap dollar store plastic junk around her neck and a pin on her chest. Why? She didn't go out with all of her party junk on. Stumpy and the Corpse very obviously don't give a fck about her crappy little birthday party. The toddler-esque picks she had on her cake were ludicrous. It just screams "I'm Michele and I'm a fucking moron who should be institutionalized".
One night, when Stumpy is shuffling around the plant he works at, the Corpse is going to slither out of his room and creep into her room and pinch off the hose for her cpap and he will watch her die while laughing maniacally.
Corpse gets the Canadian equivalent of "disability payments" and he pays for his room and board. He sleeps in some dank, semen covered rathole playing games 24 x 7. I recall someone (perhaps the Sascrotch herself) saying that the Corpse gives them half of his check to cover his living expenses. The way Sascrotch goes through money, I'm surprised he isn't required to give all of his monthly payment to her. Sascrotch views him as a source of income, not her only child. |
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| QUOTE (Breakdown @ 3/13/2022, 05:51 PM) That was a lot of hot air buildup for something so mediocre. I wonder if that's how her clients feel after signing up for her services 
Laken excels at mediocrity. It seems to be the only thing she seems to excel in.
QUOTE (Breakdown @ 3/13/2022, 06:08 PM) QUOTE (SoloMom @ 3/13/2022, 03:46 PM) I still don’t get the red dresses for a March/spring wedding. Those would have been beautiful in December.  The bottom picture here, all the bridesmaids look so impressed with themselves. I'm not sure what the photographer was going for, but whatever it is didn't work, assuming it was taken by a pro and not a guest? A more sincere group shot of everyone looking at the camera would be something nicer to look at in a few years if it was a pro shot. But I'm sure L&S will be divorced by then anyway so whatever, moot point. Also I'm distracted by all of their bouquets looking the same (without zooming in) when they should look slightly different than the bride's.
The red dresses seem very out of character for a spring wedding. In the photo of Laken surrounded by her minions, it looks like she is slightly bent over with her hand on her abdomen. Looks like she has cramps or really needs to use the bathroom. |
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| QUOTE (I C Thru U @ 3/13/2022, 04:44 PM)  Love everyone’s comments! This comic pretty much says it all. 😂
Baby Huey at least shits in his nappy instead of the furniture. |
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| This image is captioned with "the most beautiful bride" but the only person I see in the image is Laken. Where is the most beautiful bride at?
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| This is the BIG wedding she's been babbling about for 888 days!? Really?! The wedding looks as pathetic as her grotty wedding dress and the dumbass sneakers.
I pity the men holding her chair up. I bet several of them are laid up with severe hernias today? |
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| | For her birthday bash, Bruce and Walking Corpse Boy should get her a cake and then smash it on her face. |
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