The Gossip Bakery

Votes taken by Chef Elzar

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    I would bet money she's been bombarding the wedding party and attendees with her hashtag. I bet she even put cards with her hashtag in her brown bag welcome gifts for guests. Then again, I could also see her passing out NDAs to her wedding party and all guests. It would be very much in character for her.
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    Jen spent years avoiding having children. She wanted (and still wants) to be treated like a child her whole life. No responsibilities, no expectations, nothing. Becoming a mother changed all of that. Suddenly she is responsible for small defenseless people. She has to act like and adult and assume the responsibilities that come with being a parent/adult. She struggled when suddenly she was pushed into the shadows of the spotlight and the kids became the stars of her channel. Don loves his children and expects his wife, their mother, to act like a loving, caring, involved mother. How dare he!? Her tiny little mind cannot accept that she is no longer center stage. Her followers want to know about the kids and her views of motherhood, they don't want to watch her make lumpy frosting or her nasty spinach squares that no one eats. She can't handle it. Then she shows the world what an idiot she is once she discovered how meat actually comes to the table. Yes Jen, cows spend their lives frolicking in grassy fields, having baby cows and once they have died a natural, peaceful death, they are harvested for meat. Then she went batshit crazy and blamed everyone else for her numerous issues. To this day, she still sees herself as an innocent victim in all that has happened.

    I'm looking forward to CC and Donny asking/begging to live with Don and Tens. She'll REALLY go off the rails when that happens!
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    Michele seems to really be slipping mentally and physically. What happens if she has a medical event while Bruce is at work? Will Nate have the mental capacity to do anything other than make chicken nuggets or eat another box of Cheerios? What happens if she has a stroke or other such incident in which she is rendered unconscious and possibly dying? Nate doesn't have the intelligence to do anything to help her, including calling emergency services.

    Why exactly does Nate have a cellphone? It isn't like he has friends or family outside of the shit shack. He never goes anywhere on his own. He'd probably get lost if he got out of the house by himself.

    Is Bruce secretly pouring antifreeze into Dumbshitella's chocolate milk? Maybe he's using some of whatever growth booster he puts on his SEKRIT POT PLANTS in her soda and food. Might be why she complains that things don't taste right.

    If their house exploded in the middle of the night due to a natural gas leak or whatever, the neighbors would be out in the streets celebrating the end of the misery known as the Brydges!
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    These looked far more appealing before I put my glasses on and realized the images were the Ugly Couple.

    CreepyAsFuck
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    QUOTE (LemonLisp @ 3/9/2022, 05:49 PM) 
    she has a front butt :blink:

    Her version of shepards pie: Ground beef, and creamed corn. She doesn't add carrots and crap like that (her words). No no no! Then instant mashed potatoes, CHEESE WHIZ, and ranch dressing to put on top. :sick:
    Now I know why she has a front butt.

    She is such a disgusting pig. Her front butt, her arm flaps, the neck-chin thing the beady, cold, dead, pig eyes and her fat sausage-like fingers.

    She wants to get rid of the dining room table because she no longer fits in the chairs.
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    Drinks at her dad's house. Drinks at the nail salon. Drinks when no one is looking. Drinks when she gets to Austin. Is she even going to be sober for her wedding or will she stagger down the aisle on her dad's arm? Will she face plant in the wedding cake when it is time to cut it?
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    That nasty "shepherd's pie" was the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. Ground beef mixed with gravy made from a packet. Add some canned cream corn, top with watery frozen mashed potatoes mixed with cheese whiz and then top with shredded cheese. Geez, I wanted to puke after seeing her "cook" that shite!

    That face, dear God, that flabby, fatty, bloated, saggy pig face!


    eatingcrapinabowl
  8. .
    Looks like Laken is looking at some childhood videos of herself:
    itslaken
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    That waddling shitsack is a supersized mega-cunty Karen. Watching her eat is nauseating. The vast quantities of food she consumes throughout the day are staggering! She reminds of the Coneheads eating (Saturday Night Live eons ago).

    CuntyMcCowMassQuantities
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    QUOTE (Textbook Stalker @ 3/4/2022, 02:24 PM) 
    She said in her video today that she's raising prices starting April 1st.

    Her current content isn't worth the cost now. Who would pay higher prices for her boring drival?
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    This made me think of Sascrotch:

    NarcMug_0
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    QUOTE (CrazyOldWoman @ 3/3/2022, 07:37 PM) 
    I can't stand her any longer. I moved down to her area about 10 years ago,due to hubby finding a job in his field. I was lonely and starting to gain weight and diabetes,due to spraining both ankles in the move and my age. I fought it back to where I went from 256 lbs of it to 168 lbs now. I kept trying to be her friend, even inviting her to have lunch together when she comes to the city. I always thought she was embarrassed,because of Nate's problems as to not meet me. She's a god damn hog, thinks nothing but herself. The last straw was is Covid fiasco. What I can't stand is a liar, who thinks nothing but herself and let her kid slip through the cracks. Yeah Michele,do you hear me. FUCK OFF!

    Great job on the weight loss! I'm Type 2 and watching what I eat and keeping my weight where it needs to be keeps from needing to take medication for control.

    You went out of your way to offer friendship and she wasn't interested. As you so rightly stated, she is a self-centered POS who doesn't care about anyone or anything other than herself. What kind of mother decides to take a special needs child out of an environment that had the potential to give him a real life and life skills?
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    Kimmy brings nothing of value to YouTube with her food hoarding, her disgusting "freezer meals" (thaw meat, put meat in Ziploc bag, pour bbq sauce over it, refreeze it, give family food poisoning when she gets around to cooking it). How much expired food does she have in her hoard? With the amount of food hey buy, there is no way that family is eating it before it expires.

    She does the same things over and over in her videos. If she can't come up with original content, she needs to stop! Maybe actually devote time to cleaning out her hoards, getting therapy for her hoarding issues, saving money, moving out of the in-laws basement...
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    When is she going to start showing "days until divorcing Sam"?
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    I just watched her latest video. I could feel my brain cells dying.

    She is a hateful, spiteful, ignorant fuckwit. No personality, no consideration, no empathy, nothing! If it isn't about her, it doesn't exist in her world. I treat people I don't like a million times better than she treats her growth-stunted husband and the rat-faced man/boy stick creature.

    The amount of candy, chips, dips, fast-food, and whatever else she shovels into her maw probably comes close to 10,000+ calories per day. Her mega-McMeal was enough to add another pound to her already enormous gut, sagging butt, and thunder thighs. She is completely out of control where her eating is concerned. She complains about having a UTI, being "eeneemic", having gout (and whatever the hell else she found on the internet) yet still eats like a pig in garbage. That supersized sascrotch is headed for severe health issues and a very early death.

    Bruce seemed out of sorts with her today. I wonder if their sniping at each other occurs a lot more when they aren't on camera? I wonder if Bruce ever thinks about putting a pillow over face when she's sleeping and then sitting on it until she stops twitching?
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