The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by Chef Elzar

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    QUOTE (martiniflightlikedon @ 2/9/2022, 11:22 AM) 
    Twenty Oh Nine
    😂😂😂😂
    who would say it like that

    A brain damaged woman who is convinced her shite doesn't stink. Don't forget, the 99-percenters merely have decor, SHE has DAY-cor.
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    The chances of Nate having sex with a live female and having children are zero to none so that diseased branch of the family dies off with Nate.
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    I have never seen someone who can take something simple like goal planning and turn it into a three-ring circus! 99.99% of her "goals" are tasks could go on a task list (OMG, the horror!).
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    The bimbo red hair is dated and is not complimentary to her overall coloring. A softer blond/dirty blond color with some golden red lowlights would improve her looks by giving her a softer, more natural appearance. The clown-red hair is harsh and adds at least 10 years to her appearance. She looks like she's been ridden hard and put away wet.
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    QUOTE (Pelirocco @ 2/8/2022, 07:17 AM) 
    Maybe they both decided to become truck drivers lol

    Hogzilla would need to do the driving since Shrimpo's legs are not long enough to reach the pedals.
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    QUOTE (Cool Beans @ 2/7/2022, 09:31 PM) 
    Michele acting like her watchers are paparazzi when they ask where she is...she a famous youtuber, she just wants her privacy!


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    If the infamous covid-impaire antivaxxer shack queen of Ontario sees the image with the cameras and microphones, she'll cream herself. It
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    Talk about a case of arrested development with Jen! The horror of being caged and forced to go to Disney at the drop of a pin! All the stupid schlock she bought like a 4 year old kid screaming "I want_______!!!!! She is so pathetic! He isn't much better but can you imagine strolling around with your wife who is talking and acting like a brain-damaged 3 year old? I'd be snarky as all hell!
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    QUOTE (Breakdown @ 2/4/2022, 11:16 AM) 
    Fremdschämen! :yucky: ugh

    Anyone need a profile pic? :snickering:

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    Any bets her cup is filled with cheap rot-gut gin? Might explain the stupid look on her face.
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    That clown-haired reject has a very high opinion of herself. She is convinced she is dance material when in reality she looks like a hippo lumbering about on the stage. She thinks she is intelligent, witty, and popular yet she produces no original content nor does seem to have genuine friends of her own. Those lip-sync videos make her look like an idiot.

    She is a legend in her own tiny little mind.
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    She spends, spends, and spends some more and it is mostly stuff for her. Meanwhile, the only love and affection they get are when they visit their dad and step-siblings. I cannot even image the bleak, miserable lives those poor children have when they are under Jen's thumb.

    I wonder if she is going to do her solo, childless getaways this summer with Winnie? You know, strap Winnie to a paddle board, strap Winnie to her backpack like a bedroll, or perhaps attach Winnie to her backpack like a Kula cloth (pee rag)?

    When a lightbulb burns out in her dreary mcmansion, does she call "her" handyman to come fix it? After her lawn service cuts her grass, does she take a ruler outside to take multiple measurements to make sure all the grass is the same height? When she takes her kids to the pediatrician and s/he tells her the children are anemic, does she explain that the children demanded to be vegetarians because they don't approve of how meat beasts are handled?
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    It grinds my gears that the people who post questions think she is some kind of expert. She's a lazy drunkard who thinks her shit doesn't stink. The only thing she wants out of her adoring moronic minions is their money.

    Want accountability? Buddy up with a friend or family member, not some stranger on the internet who is more interested in your money than you. Want to improve your life but don't know how? Search the internet! There is a lot of good information FREELY available! Why pay some redheaded stepchild from hell to 'co-work silently'?

    https://www.themuse.com/advice/16-small-wa...than-30-minutes

    Last but not least, the lip-syncing to sound clips is so stupid and annoying and is far from unique to Skanken. It just goes to show people she is a follower, not a leader, not a creator.

    Her covid-brain comment is still in the clip.
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    Her "bladder infection" is such a crock of shit! She looks and sounds more feeble-minded than usual. The whole family needs to be institutionalized. The combined IQ of the three of them barely makes it into the "cognitively impaired" range.

    That phugly creature felt the need to chastise those people who were concerned about her well being. What the hell?! Why would she lambast her followers for giving a shit about her?! What a fucktard!

    This family is a waste of oxygen. Maybe they should remember that the government they despise funds a significant part of their pathetic lives. What would they do without Nate's disability payments? What would they do without free medical care? Frigging scumbags!
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    QUOTE (BumbleBees @ 1/31/2022, 11:20 PM) 
    QUOTE (Chef Elzar @ 1/2/2022, 01:06) 
    What the bloody hell?! "goals"? "stickers"?? "contact lens routines"???

    This is like 10x more difficult that it needs to be. Break out a new pair of contacts, open her calendar and mark the day when they need to be replaced. Less than 2 minutes of time. Who the hell has a "goal" to replace their contact lenses on a regular basis?! It is a fekking task...NOT a goal!!!! That dumb twat is going to end up with ulcerated corneas by the time of her wedding.

    Lol I don't even do the calendar. I just make sure to start a new pair on the 1st of the month.

    Also she's just never going to wear them. I don't really need them badly to see. I'm farsighted but not too badly. But since my doctor knew as I got older it was bound to get worse might as well get use to contacts young. When you can get away without wearing them it is so so hard to get into the habit. They're uncomfortable when you first do it and you don't have the added benefit of yeah but then I don't have to wear my glasses today to force you. Since she never wears her glasses she clearly doesn't need them that badly. If she can't be bothered to wear her glasses why would she bother with contacts?

    She is a bridezilla and is going to eek every bit of emotion she can out of her weirdo family and insipid followers.
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    QUOTE (Cool Beans @ 2/1/2022, 07:55 PM) 

    Caption This

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    Did I just fart or did I shit myself again?
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    QUOTE (shitshow @ 1/31/2022, 02:28 PM) 
    Calling it now: This week’s Live will feature lame, softball questions like, “Laken, how do you remember when it’s time to replace your lenses with a fresh pair?” (answer: goals, stickers, contact lens routines)

    Bless their hearts. Her patrons always feel sorry for her with all the dead-air, so they take turns scrambling to ask a stupid question just to take up space, and Miss LovesTheSoundOfHerOwnVoice is always happy to crap out an obvious answer as if it is the most innovative, hashtag-able idea ever conceived.

    What the bloody hell?! "goals"? "stickers"?? "contact lens routines"???

    This is like 10x more difficult that it needs to be. Break out a new pair of contacts, open her calendar and mark the day when they need to be replaced. Less than 2 minutes of time. Who the hell has a "goal" to replace their contact lenses on a regular basis?! It is a fekking task...NOT a goal!!!! That dumb twat is going to end up with ulcerated corneas by the time of her wedding.
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